The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Hey, in the Clovermutt poster, there's still an '8' floating in the water...

I know. I caught that after the fact but I'm too lazy to bother. If anyone asks, it's the infinity sign at 90 degrees.

[Shadowman]

Super Mario RPG:
Beat Mack the Knife, the first of Smithy's weapon-themed gang. It helped that I grinded for, like, an hour on Shypers before fighting him, getting Mario and Mallow to Level 6. One Thunderbolt, and all of Mack's bodyguards were gone.

[1337W422102]

Metroid: Zero Mission [GBA]:
Got the Varia Suit and the Wave Beam. Exploring Norfair.

[Shadowman]

Metroid: Zero Mission:
Beat Ridley, and I have access to Tourian, but I'm doing some item hunting before I take down Mother Brain.

I work fast.

[Thyunda]

Two Worlds
Spoke to Gandohar. Found the third goblin totem and brought them to Menno Hagerast. As a reward, I reached level 20, so now I can wear that Black Terror helmet. Current weapons are still the Destroyer Sabre and the Pirate Sabre. I'm finding and combining all the weapons I can find. So far, I've got a Grom heavy shield up to class 9 and defense 91. Yatholen's Sting and Throglin's Toothpick are personal favourites to keep upgrading. Created more permanent effect potions, but I still can't find any saffron flowers. That artist with the lisp wants four of them, and I only have one. Oh, how I regret using all my saffron supplies in useless potions.

[Shadowman]

Metroid: Zero Mission:
Beat Mother Brain, made it through the Space Pirate Ship and Chozo Ruins, and got the Gravity Suit. I work VERY fast.

[Thyunda]

Metroid: Zero Mission:
Beat Mother Brain, made it through the Space Pirate Ship and Chozo Ruins, and got the Gravity Suit. I work VERY fast.

That much is obvious.

Two Worlds

Found the Snake of Ashos and the Four Winds Sabre. Slaughtered the occupants of Grom's Siege.

Trackmania Nations Forever

Got Bronze, Silver and Gold medals on AO1-Race.

[1337W422102]

Metroid: Zero Mission [GBA]:
Took down Ridley, got a full row + 1 Energy Tanks. On my way to Tourian, but first I'm going to get some of the items I missed along the way, mainly the Energy Tank in the blue area of Brinstar, the one that was there in Metroids 1 and 3, as well as the Super Missiles you need to Morph Ball Shinespark to get.

Max Payne [GBA]:
It sucks that the flashbacks and nightmares/hallucinations aren't playable. Those levels kicked so much ass. Oh well.

Cleared Parts I and II, reached the first Chapter of Part III. Take me to Cold Steel. Gonna lay the smack down on Nicole Horne.

[Thyunda]

Trackmania Nations: Forever
Beat the Bronze, Silver and Gold medals on AO2 and AO3. That brings me to a grand total of nine medals. I'm somewhere around 271, 561st in the world tables. Just for getting the first six medals I jumped about eleven-thousand places.

After another round, I have now done AO4 and AO5. Got 15 medals, and now rank 944th in my area, and 230, 973rd in the world. Nice.

[1337W422102]

Metroid: Zero Mission [GBA]:
Got the Gravity Suit and all the WIN that comes with it. Currently raeping Space Pirates and going to 'jack a starfighter offa this rock.

[Shadowman]

Metroid: Zero Mission [GBA]:
Got the Gravity Suit and all the WIN that comes with it. Currently raeping Space Pirates and going to 'jack a starfighter offa this rock.

It IS awesome, especially after having to go all Solid Snake on them, which, while fun, stop being fun after a while. And the Gravity suit is ame of solid Win. Wintanium. I'd know, because I had this game

Metroid: Zero Mission:
BEATEN! Kicked Meta-Ridley's ass, blew **** up, and got home in time for Monday Night Football.

[1337W422102]

'd know, because I had this game

Me too, I had just played it emulated. But since I bought a GBA SP and a flashcart...

I just think that the retcons are pretty stupid. I mean, the Super Metroid black 'swimsuit' and even the Metroid II two-piece ending suit are so much more teh zex than the 'Zero Suit.' I see what they did there, though: moar coverage, but more skintight.

[Shadowman]

'd know, because I had this game

Me too, I had just played it emulated. But since I bought a GBA SP and a flashcart...

Er, sorry, that quote of mine was supposed to follow into the actual progress. As in "I had this game BEATEN!"

I need to make things more clear. Anyway, GBA is a dead system, so I don't think anyone cares about emulation on it anymore.

I just think that the retcons are pretty stupid. I mean, the Super Metroid black 'swimsuit' and even the Metroid II two-piece ending suit are so much more teh zex than the 'Zero Suit.' I see what they did there, though: moar coverage, but more skintight.

That's because Samus herself is made of sex. A friend of mine said "She can crouch and turn into a ball. She must [naughty word!] like a tiger."

[1337W422102]

'd know, because I had this game

Me too, I had just played it emulated. But since I bought a GBA SP and a flashcart...

Er, sorry, that quote of mine was supposed to follow into the actual progress. As in "I had this game BEATEN!"

Yep, I read between the lines and understood what you meant. You and I, my friend, we speak the same language.

That's because Samus herself is made of sex. A friend of mine said "She can crouch and turn into a ball. She must [naughty word!] like a tiger."

Yep, that's on a motivational poster, and it's 'contort herself into a ball.' Ya gotta love her.

[Shadowman]

That's because Samus herself is made of sex. A friend of mine said "She can crouch and turn into a ball. She must [naughty word!] like a tiger."

Yep, that's on a motivational poster, and it's 'contort herself into a ball.' Ya gotta love her.

I was never good with quoting. But she is hotter than all hell.

[1337W422102]

That's because Samus herself is made of sex. A friend of mine said "She can crouch and turn into a ball. She must [naughty word!] like a tiger."

Yep, that's on a motivational poster, and it's 'contort herself into a ball.' Ya gotta love her.

I was never good with quoting. But she is hotter than all hell.

I'd hit it like a Wave Buster.

[Thyunda]

I've completed the story mode of Transformers: The Game (PSP), and now I'm working on getting all the rewards. I read on GameSpy that once you beat the game, you can play as any character on any mission. LIARS! It won't let me. Either they're making stuff up, or I'm doing it wrong.
Is it just me, or is Barricade the hardest enemy in the game, other than possibly Shockwave?

[1337W422102]

Meh, Shockwave's easy. Follow, shoot, repeat. At least that's how it was in the regular, non-PSP game.

Max Payne [GBA]:
Cleared the Cold Steel foundry. Man, that fire area raped me. Currently getting raped at the fire part in the Project Valhalla base.

[Thyunda]

In the PSP version, you fight him on Cybertron as Starscream. Your missiles do little damage, and Dreadwing and Thundercracker stop you getting close to him without suffering huge amounts of damage. And THEN he uses the super move repeatedly. The player has to recharge it by being in vehicle mode.

[Shadowman]

In the PSP version, you fight him on Cybertron as Starscream. Your missiles do little damage, and Dreadwing and Thundercracker stop you getting close to him without suffering huge amounts of damage. And THEN he uses the super move repeatedly. The player has to recharge it by being in vehicle mode.

Yeah, the trick is to hit him a couple of times, transform, fly away, recharge, repeat.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney:
Okay, so two murders didn't happen at the same time. The one at the Police Department happened at 4:40, while the one at the Prosecutor's Office happened at 5:15. Huh. The murderer's ID Number is now almost confirmed to be 77777777.

I've got a good idea what kind of fruity whackjob would have a number like that...

[The Happy Locust]

GTA: San Andreas
Ran a mission for Truth which involved stealing a so-called "black project" from the nearby army base. After that, ran another mission to steal a crate of "green goo" from a train shipment. Havin completed these missions, earned the airstrip as an asset and now have the jetpack as a permanent spawning vehicle on said airstrip.

[1337W422102]

Max Payne [GBA]:
Cleared the game on Fugitive.

[The Happy Locust]

Super Smash Bros Brawl\
Took some time to earn unlockables. Opened up three melee stages (big blue, jungle japes, and pokemon stadium 1) as well as nabbing some more trophies from the coin launcher.

[1337W422102]

GTA San Andreas [PC]:
My next heist mission involves 'chuting into the dam, so since I'm going to lose all of my weapons, I figured I'd lose them in style. I loaded my game (to cancel the mission), and went to a safe house in one of the hick areas, you know the one near the Ammunation with the girlfriend on the roof? That one. You can get crazy rampages there, jump the roof of the building and snipe down police choppers (aim for the air intake under the main rotors). I'll blow all of my ammo and boost my criminal rating, and when I die, I respawn at a hospital in another hick area, and if I stay under the roof of the building and frag, my wanted level goes up, but the only enforcement that spawns are foot cops and cops in Police Ranchers. Go the eff wild!

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX [GBC]:
Started a new game. Met the owl, got my sword, stole the shovel (THIEF, lol) heading to the north to the woods.

[Shadowman]

Exteel:
Tweezy tricked me into playing this again. Damn it! I'm gonna have to one-up him. I need a desk lamp, a large coffee, and six dozen copies of Dr. Strangelove on DVD!

Level 21, currently. I had to re-buy my Cobalt paint and the Fatal Cry skill. (A must-have for rocket-users) I'm thinking about getting the Bastion, and upgrading my Blitz Rocket Launcher C to a Blitz Rocket Launcher A.

The A stands for Awesome.