The Energon Pub

by **Badass Grimlock** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:49 pm

Since the old "TF ways to die" thread has proceeded on its way to oblivion, I have resurrected the thread, and have started over. However, in some cases where the death is an obscure reference, please type out the supposed effect within parentheses.

So let's party!

1. Talk about Devastator's brass balls directly in front of him (He will crush you).

2. Tell ROTF Sideswipe he's so skinny, Wheelie could push him over (You will get sliced in half).

by **Honorbound** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:19 am

3. Threaten an innocent within one hundred miles of RotF Optimus Prime's location.

4. Remind both RotF Megatron and Starscream of how badly they got their butts kicked. To drive the point home, ask Starscream if he's proud that his arm was swung by the greatest batter alive. In addition, ask Megatron how his face feels.

5. Tell Rotf Ironhide that he only has pea shooters.

by **Siren Prime** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:06 pm

6. Tell Bay-verse Ironhide he sucks.

by **Badass Grimlock** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:07 pm

Siren Prime wrote:6. Tell Bay-verse Ironhide he sucks.

Good One!

My turn:

7. Ask Movieverse Bumblebee where the hive is. While you're at it, ask where he keeps the honey.

8. Tell ROTF Rampage that he needs decapitation insurance.

9. Tell ROTF Alice that she needs a new dress.

by **Siren Prime** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:27 pm

10. Interupt ROTF Jetfire while he's retelling one of his "back in my day" stories.

by **Nightscreech** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:16 am

11. drive around a construction site in ROTF Sideways... he was murdered man that wasn't really a fight

by **Tyrannotaur** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:40 am

12. Fill in for BW Waspinator when he calls in sick. That should get you killed a few times over.

News Credits: 4 · by **typh0id** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:10 am

13. Have Hot Rod try to help you in a fight

by **Zombie Starscream** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:52 pm

Pull on RotF Ravage's tail. You'll have one mad kitty :wink:

Threaten to neuter RotF Devastator. :lol:

by **Siren Prime** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:41 pm

15. Be a fembot motorcycle in the movie.

(EDIT: Just kidding. Actually I think that fact that the Arcee motorcycle girls are dead is still up for debate.)

by **Badass Grimlock** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:40 pm

Tell ROTF Jetfire his father was the first ball bearing.

Tell Devastator he needs a shirt in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. :mrgreen:

by **Warrant** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:06 am

18.Tell RotF Devastator he needs a mint. (He eats you, no save)

19.Ask Blitzwing(Animated)for dance lessions. (depending on which face you ask,Blue/Clam=Well the autobots can thaw your body out,Red/Angry=Well done human Tasty,Crazy=he kills you but accident trying to teach you some new moves)

by **Uber Galvatron** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:02 am

20- Lend Movie-verse Prime your face for five minutes
21- Show movie-verse Wheelie his G1 Counterpart
22- Go to Movie-verse Starscream's tattoo parlour

News Credits: 1 · by **TRANS+CRAZY** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:34 pm

Well, since I'm a fan of Movie Barricade... I'd probably get killed by him when I go and inadvertently annoy him while pleading to have a ride in him, have his picture taken, etc.

News Credits: 2 · by **Seibermore** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:34 pm

Pee on Movie Ironhide when Optimus is not there.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:53 pm

25. invite the sharkitcons over for dinner (you WILL run out of food eventually)
26. Tell Arcee her aim sucks
27. Stand behind movie jetfire when he passes gas
28. show Devastator a picture of his G1 self
29. tell movie wheelie that toy chihauhau is manlier than him
30. tell grimlock to solve algebra problems

News Credits: 1 · by **TRANS+CRAZY** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:34 am

Tell Laserbeak "Polly want a cracker?"

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:25 am

Ask Rumble and Frenzy who's who. I wonder if they even know.

Get the Doctor to operate on you.

Be the little one when The Doctor needs parts.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:01 am

show megatron his universe version of himself

by **zombiebunny** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:28 pm

Tell Megatron and The Fallen that they are rip offs of sith lords

Megatron = Darth Vader

The Fallen = Sith Lord (forgot his name)

Ask ROTF Wheelie to rhyme

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:02 am

Put Micheal Bay in a room with the Dinobots.

by **zombiebunny** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:19 am

Tell Lockdown his toy has child bearing hips.
Tell Movie Screamer is chest is abnormally large.
Encourage Animated Prowl and Screamer to have a chin off. (good chin vs. bad chin)

lol
Ask Soundwave to sing or play the Jem theme song.