The Energon Pub

News Credits: 4 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:04 pm

I would like to see how many of my fellow Seibertonians,Have commited a crime that was Transformers related,and what that crime was,and how old you were when it happened.

My first and only transformers related crime was stealing an Optimus Prime and Megatron 2 pack, from carols drug store.I was 3 or 4, when it happened. I saw this transformers toy i wanted but my mom wouldn't let me get it.

So I put the toy which was huge, under my shirt and walked out of the store with it.the store workers watched me put the toy under my shirt,and they let me walk out of the store with it.

They told my dad that "I... looked cute stealing the toy." when he brought me back in to tell them that i was sorry, . Then he asked..."So... if i go over and steal the cash register,would i be cute."

Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:56 pm

I tried to steal a Jeep but as I got the lock picked, he transformed into Hound and he told me grand theft auto is a felony and at that minute, I knew and knowing is half the battle.

Seriously though, only an idiot would come out and admit that they've committed a crime of any kind. I don't mind if you commit a crime, if not against me of course, but admitting so is just foolish.

News Credits: 2 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:02 pm

My first TF was Armada Sideswipe. Age 9. That's more like a TF sin, though...

Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:09 pm

I once held-up a 7-11 with a Megatron.
And another time, this hooker laughed at my toy collection, so I beat her to death with my Masterpiece Optimus Prime.

rofl.... I don't expect this thread to go very far.

News Credits: 226 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:55 pm

Ratbat.

I can't remember who he came packaged with, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage ... either way I already had them but I wanted Ratbat and my mother didn't want to pay for a TF that I already had even though it came pacakaged with a new one.

So I busted him out of his package and spirited him to freedom.

I was probably 8 or 9 at the time. Deal with it.

News Credits: 1 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:13 pm

No TF crimes . . .

Although I once scored a G1 Deszaras on eBay for $45.

News Credits: 1 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:21 pm

AbsumZer0 wrote:I once held-up a 7-11 with a Megatron.

did it work? :lol:

. no crimes commited here(seriously ppl)

News Credits: 349 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:36 pm

I had a TF related crime done to me when I was like 8 or 9. My cousin stole my G2 Air Raid and Slingshot.

His dog ate them, so then his mom found out and then bought me replacements.

Then I broke that Slingshot.

So I had 2 G2 Slingshots at 1 time in history, and both of them got destroyed. :-(

Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:42 pm

Never stole anythung TF's related, but I did 'replace' a transforming toy once. It was Mega V VI (PRIS). The arm was really really loose & I couldn't fix it so I too kit back to KB Toys & opened a new Mega Voyager & put the broken one in the ox& took the new Mega V VI.

News Credits: 5 · Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:58 pm

I smuggled a bunch of copies of Transformers: The Movie into the US from Canada for my friends. This was back when they first re-released it for the 10th anniversary and all the copies in the US still had Spike's "****" edited out.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:40 am

I also had a Transformers related crime done to me.....I was shot in the knee cap by a member of the Decepticon street gang back when I was living in Brooklyn.I was about 13 y/o at the time.

News Credits: 2 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:32 am

I once beat a man to death with Armada Unicron. For serious.

I only did it because I don't have Fort Max. That probably would've gone faster, but hey, a General goes to war with the army he's got, not the army he wants.

Did I just quote Rumsfeld?

Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:43 am

I once help up a hydroelectric power plant and attached cardboard boxes to the dynamos thinking I could collect some energon.

Seriously, only a disturbed individual would commit a crime because of a cartoon.

News Credits: 38 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:58 am

I keep looking at the refinery in bronte and thinking, Decepticons attack. Sort of wonder how many cubes of energy are in each tank.

I suppose the only real crime is confusing my neice. She thinks Decepticons are good guys because they have red eyes. That was what I told her. When she's older I will explain why I feel the Autobots are in fact evil.

News Credits: 104 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:07 am

No TF crimes..
No crimes period.

I did have a friend that tried to shoplift a minibot from a local walgreens.. He got busted big time.

Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:58 pm

I was looking at Transformers in a supermarket when I was 12 and this kid came up and asked me to stick one under my coat and meet him outside with it. I told him where to go and brought my younger brothers, who were with me, over to where my parents were so he wouldn't try to get them to do it. I hate criminals.

News Credits: 38 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:12 pm

Windsweeper wrote:I was looking at Transformers in a supermarket when I was 12 and this kid came up and asked me to stick one under my coat and meet him outside with it. I told him where to go and brought my younger brothers, who were with me, over to where my parents were so he wouldn't try to get them to do it. I hate criminals.

That's the worst type too, too cowardly do to it himself.

Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:00 pm

Sunstar wrote:Autobots are in fact evil.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

News Credits: 2 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:34 pm

Sunstar wrote:When she's older I will explain why I feel the Autobots are in fact evil.

Because helping the smaller, frail species avoid enslavement and/or extinction is, in fact, the worst crime imaginable.

News Credits: 2 · Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:30 pm

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but i ain't sayin.

I once killed a man, just for disrespecting a MP Prime.
really!

News Credits: 3 · Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:22 am

Shadowman wrote:I once beat a man to death with Armada Unicron. For serious.

I only did it because I don't have Fort Max. That probably would've gone faster, but hey, a General goes to war with the army he's got, not the army he wants.

Did I just quote Rumsfeld?

bwahahahahahahahahaha

Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:53 pm

Once I tried to 'steal' command of my army away from a leader that I not only hated but thought was dead. Everything was going famously until Galvatron showed up and toasted my ass.

News Credits: 2 · Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:55 pm

I once wanted to buy a TF but had no money, so I used G1 Megatron to scare the manager of the store and he called the cops. They laughed it off, and gave me an ice cream cone. As soon as I left the store, monkeys attacked it and stole every TF in it. Then I used my REAL MEGA BUSTER to shoot down every last monkey and then take their goods. I flew away with my jet pack and then became a fighting robot after I was shot with a laser while holding the TFs and our DNA fused. Now I live my life in a sewer, stealing TFs and making sprite comics about Sonic the Hedgehog. I was 13 at the time.

True story.

But who would admit to stealing anything?!