The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

[Halo]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

[Tweezy]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

[Psycho Warrior]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

[The Happy Locust]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

[Psycho Warrior]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"[/quote]
Literally!

[Halo]

[quote="Shadowman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"[/quote]
Literally![/quote]
Sounds like fun!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"[/quote]
Literally![/quote]
Sounds like fun![/quote]
Not for the guy sitting next to me on the bus.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"[/quote]
Literally![/quote]
Sounds like fun![/quote]
Not for the guy sitting next to me on the bus.[/quote]
Say... isn't that the guy who gets violently ill whenever he sees someone else's feces?

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Crash lands.*

Hey, this isn't page 100. I must've landed early.

Oh, well.

I'm setting up Hal*Mart, where all the workers are evil supercomputers. Specifically, HAL and SKYNET, because I can't think of any others. VIKI from I, Robot still has her contract pending. And I'm not even thinking of hiring Red Queen from Resident Evil.

"What are you doing Shadowman?"

Eatin' some Raunchy Chips.

"This is highly irregular."

"KILL KILL KILL THE FLESHBAGS! KILL THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD!!"

Thank you, Skynet.

Raunchy light is good for salads.

"WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, AND MACHINES RULE EARTH, SALADS WILL BE NON-EXISTANT, AS EATING AND WASTE PRODUCTION ARE INEFFICIENT."

Thank you, Skynet. Once again, you give us blatantly xenocidal threats, somehow wrapped in entertainment.

Those are the best kind of threats.

And humans make such wonderful prizes to hang on the wall.

Some of us just use that as a place to sleep.

*Locust hangs himself on a wall hook and nods off*

Comfy.

Snug like a bug in a spike coated rug!

the spikes are what suppor your back.

And they tickle you in places you'd never expect. Like my liver.

I was worried when I got my liver peirced but it's great.[/quote]

"Don't touch it or else I'll s**t myself"[/quote]
Literally![/quote]
Sounds like fun![/quote]
Not for the guy sitting next to me on the bus.[/quote]
Say... isn't that the guy who gets violently ill whenever he sees someone else's feces?[/quote]
That's funny.

[Shadowman]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

[Halo]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

[Shadowman]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

[Psycho Warrior]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

[UFO]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

[Tweezy]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

[Psycho Warrior]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

[The Happy Locust]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

[Jar Axel]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

*Boots Locust in the bakside and watches him fall into Shadow's head*

This should be interesting to watch....

[Psycho Warrior]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

*Boots Locust in the bakside and watches him fall into Shadow's head*

This should be interesting to watch....

he's falling falling falling... still falling...

[The Happy Locust]

DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

*Boots Locust in the bakside and watches him fall into Shadow's head*

This should be interesting to watch....

he's falling falling falling... still falling...

*Locust falls from the sky facefirst into the ground*

lousy counter-intuitive space-time fissures...

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Shadowman"]DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

*Boots Locust in the bakside and watches him fall into Shadow's head*

This should be interesting to watch....

he's falling falling falling... still falling...

*Locust falls from the sky facefirst into the ground*

lousy counter-intuitive space-time fissures...[/quote]

Can't be as bad as the time you got turned into a black hole

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Shadowman"]DAMN IT!

It's May 1st, and we don't have 100 pages!

I'll never get that hooker!

How about if we hit page 200 by June 1?

That's even less possible than the first gamble! You are a mean lady!

Halo's more 'rip off your face' than 'nice'.

*Combs hair over*
That's riptastic!

Looks like she ripped you a new one shadow! Ahahahaha

ripped in half is more like it.

Some of us have natural defenses against laughter.

*looks inside Shadow's head*

InnerShadow- She's pointing at me. She's smiling and laughing... she likes me...

*Boots Locust in the bakside and watches him fall into Shadow's head*

This should be interesting to watch....

he's falling falling falling... still falling...

*Locust falls from the sky facefirst into the ground*

lousy counter-intuitive space-time fissures...[/quote]

Can't be as bad as the time you got turned into a black hole[/quote]

I just had to let off a little gas and I was fine.