The Energon Pub

by **ScorpoMax** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:13 am

Walk up to Megatron while he's blathering about world conquest and (acting like the Rock), tell him to know his role and shut his mouth. Then call him a "ten-ton bag of monkey crap!"

Here's a great prank to pull on someone: when they're among Decepticons, tape a sign to their back that says, "kick me."

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:17 am

Let Bonecrusher know you exist.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:43 am

Omega Charge wrote:Let Bonecrusher know you exist.

Then try to hug him.

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Get into a fist fight with Transmetal2 Dinobot.

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Call Cheetor "Bumblebee" or "Hot Rod" incessantly until he finally snaps.

by **woosh** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:27 am

-if you want to die, don't check your back after starscream wished you luck.
-tell movie grindcore "emo ftw"
-get on the wrong bus with bonecrusher nearby
-demand four thousand dollars for a '79 camaro
-call blitzwing "threeface"
-scream "trukk not munky" on the jungle planet.

by **Snowtron** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:25 am

Tell megatron he less manly than Arcee.

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:27 am

1 wait until an autobot goes from bot to car, then chuck yourself into the gears!

2 pee on grimlock's head

3 take a nap inside the giant dark tunnel that just happens to be attached to megatron's arm.

4 do anything to hurt bubmblebee. autobots really hate it when you hurt the baby.

5 announce in a public forum that you are now "Emperor Starsceam" without first making sure that megatron is atomized!

News Credits: 3 · by **Highbeam** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:36 pm

* Scratch Sunstreaker's paint job
* Tell Starscream he sounds like a whiny, little brat
* Call Shockwave a cyclops
* Tell any 'bot or 'con that their kibble makes them look fat
* Install a car alarm (with a remote control) in any of the 'bots while they're in stasis and 'accidentally' set it off
* Tell any Decepticon that they're weak
* Drink energon

That's all I got

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:14 pm

wait til tigertron & airrazor are in the throws of whatever Maximals do in the dark and then remotely activate their "MAXIMZE!" command moduales!

HA!

by **Snowtron** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:05 am

Attach a sign to Arcee's vehicle-mode that says "Oversize"

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:17 am

lick a Spittor booty.

by **Ironclaw** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:24 pm

Tell Arcee She's fat. Your sure to get killed!

by **Snowtron** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:06 am

Ironclaw wrote:Tell Arcee She's fat. Your sure to get killed!

to true Ironclaw to true. :lol:

by **Auto Bot** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:06 am

Here's an easier way.

Stand by or sit on the central fountain piece of Witwicky garden.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:21 am

I don't get it oh wait I just did.
here's a few off the top of my head.
Call Astrotrain thomas.
Tell Blitzwing that his third face is the most intelligent.
Try to teach Bulkhead ballet.
Tell Blaster to play crazy frog, someone will definately kill you.

by **StarThunderWarp** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:09 am

1) Tell Sideswipe he's a sissy
2) Tell Prime to KEEP ON TRUCKIN
3) Try to out-gamble Smokescreen
4) Push Rumble down
5) Throw rocks at Omega Supreme
6) Invite Wheelie and Kup to your birthday party

by **Ironclaw** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:55 pm

Invite Omega supreme to the Autobot picnic. http://www.lilformers.com/comic0054.php

by **Optimist Prime** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:23 am

Swimming with Sharkticons.

Sounds like a TV show.

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:38 pm

Hang around Omega Supreme wearing your Construction Halloween costume.

Do your best death at colony Omicron impression in front of Depth charge. For that matter doing your best Protoform X in front of Depth Charge is likely to get you slagged.

by **Auto Bot** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:04 am

Bring along your Sharkticon buddies, and pay Grimlock a visit.

by **GremlinGrimlock** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:03 pm

megatron,at his point blank...just eye to eye,not a word........

by **Megatron's Lapdog** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:02 am

Tell your wife when you're getting ready to get it on, "Transform and rise up!"

by **GremlinGrimlock** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:46 pm

Send a false mayday to jetfire.....
Taunt grimlock........
run a red,by medic......just drive by....
tell starscream..he's the official leader..
Cry wolf to optimus..
Bump wheeljack intentionally..

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