The Energon Pub

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:59 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex-
dividing by 0.

Rodimus Lantern-
1. I've been wii-hunting for about a month now.
2. ever done a DDR session? That'll wear you out superquick.
3. might explain a lot.
4. Who? Who?\

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:00 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex
hey I have the post movie one.

NEVER!

For planeswalker powers so I can leave this planet. I'd save the other 2 for emergencies.

:-$

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:18 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:If you had 3 wishes..........could I have them?
No really, what would you wish for?

Of course, but I'd have to greenlight the wishes you want.

A million extra wishes.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:02 pm

Nemesis Cuberplex:

1. Yes but you would have to give me your super special awesome chocolaty fudge coated trading cards in return
2. I Wish I knew what to wish for!

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:48 pm

-What are you into besides Transformers?
-What is your beverage of Choice?
-Snack of Choice?
-Lightsaber Form of Choice?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:57 pm

Rodimus Lantern
-sprites, magic the gathering, GWAR, metal, TV, video games.
-Coke or pepsi, doesn't matter.
-reeses peanut butter cups. and if possible those peanut butter eggs they sell at easter time.
-Sith handle but jedi green sabre.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:09 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:-What are you into besides Transformers?
-What is your beverage of Choice?
-Snack of Choice?
-Lightsaber Form of Choice?

-Gundam. If you don't know what that is, then you are DEAD to me!!

-Coca Cola.

-A MAN'S SOUL.

-Double-bladed blue.

Psycho Warrior:
-What's the difference between a Sith handle and a Jedi handle? Dooku's doesn't count, becasue he had that curved style when he was still a Jedi.

by **Evil Phil** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:14 pm

Few questions:

1. Since there have been so many spiny type mammals(hedgehog, echidna, dark hedgehog, light hedgehog, pink hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog series, why has there never been a porquepine, the most well known of spikey mammals?

2. Linked to the above question, I made a small fan art of what one would look like, yet I don't know what to name him. I was toying with Quill or spine but that all I got. Any suggestions? (note: he's a ninja!)

3. Should I apply for KB?

4. If above is anwsered no, then where should I apply, I needs teh money

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:21 pm

1. The Japanese never discovered the porcupine. Didn't you know?

2. Quiller the Killer.

3. No.

4. EB Game, and GIVE ME FREE GAMES!!

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:45 pm

Σ Prime:
1: Hedgehog sounds much cooler!
2: How about Spinja the ninja
3: No... for the love of whoever the hell is up there no!
4: You should apply at the nearest seven eleven! Then you can hook us all up with free slurpies. *shakes fist* Free Slurpies!

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:53 pm

Rodimus Lantern-
1. I'm barely into TFs. My life's goal is to have nothing.
2. Pepsi. Why go with anything else?
3. milky way bars, swedish fish, or Mike&Ike
4. no preference.

Sigma Prime-
1. that would just be silly.
2. I like Quiller
3. run. run fast! leave this den of evil!
4. avoid fast food. maybe an office supply store.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:55 pm

Σ Prime
Few answers:
1. because hedgehogs are pets and echidnas are... you know I don't know why.
2. ninja characters aren't very original. you might as well have made him a evil double robot clone.
3. Go ahead.
4. see 3.

by **Tweezy** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:58 pm

Rodimascus-

1: I was never all that much into transformers. I first cane here on a suggestion from shadowman. to try and recruit the locust for a different message board. (note I was still a bit naive in the rules of nettiquette at the time) hence my first "I seek the locust" thread And I just decided to stay. the people were nice and the food was good... there was food...right?
2: Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb!
3: I like little debbie snack cakes!
4: Saberstaff. preferably blue, but i'm open to other colors as well. (I could be a nerd and post all the forms of lightsaber battles but that would require work, and work just aint me

)

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:36 pm

Rodimus Lantern-
1. I like stuff
2. Right now, I like Water. And Rita's.
3. Cool Whip.
4. Dual wielding lightsabers.

Σ Prime-
1. Budget.
2. Cool.
3. Sure.
4. Your choice.

QUESTION!
Why do I feel ill and lethargic right now?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:44 pm

Halo wrote:QUESTION!
Why do I feel ill and lethargic right now?

Flu season. I'm getting the same thing.

But if you're sick, that means I get a head start by about a week before the manhunt begins! Huzzah!

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:08 pm

here's the next round:

-If a train is leaving Chicago monday at 9:45am going 45mph, & another train is leaving New York tuesday at noon going 60 mph....how many slices of bread would it take to make enough toast for all the starving children in [insert random 3rd world country name here]??

-If Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
why the hell did Jack fall down, & Jill come tumbling after?

-How envious are you that I just got a $4400 federal tax refund in the mail today?? :grin:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:31 pm

Halo
Because your serfs have not made their weekly tithe of sacrificing penguins in your name.

Mr. promised me a round of beer...
-I'm more interested in the size of the explosion these two trains would cause and how far the bread they're carrying would be spread from the impact.
-Because Jack's got a bad knee and was holding on to Jill for support.
-Not really. I'm not that easily impressed.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:37 pm

Tweezy gets 10 points for knowing I was actually talking about the Lightsaber battle forms. I wanted to find out which one of you was the Starwars geek. Hahahaha

- Why is it that no murders in the State of Michigan know how to dispose of a Body?
- Do they not reallize we are surrounded by water?
- Do I have a problem if I have already decided how I am going to dispose of a body if I ever kill anyone? lol

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:41 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:here's the next round:

-If a train is leaving Chicago monday at 9:45am going 45mph, & another train is leaving New York tuesday at noon going 60 mph....how many slices of bread would it take to make enough toast for all the starving children in [insert random 3rd world country name here]??

-If Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
why the hell did Jack fall down, & Jill come tumbling after?

-How envious are you that I just got a $4400 federal tax refund in the mail today??

-One googolplex. Which is 10^10^100. That's a lot fo zeroes.

-The sex was too good for Jill to leave Jack behind. Or perhaps Jack was trying to avoid child support by suicide, and Jill wouldn't let him. The world may never know.

-I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:24 pm

Sith Roddy.
I like star wars but I'm not obsessed with it.
- Because they're all ametures
- They think the lampreys will eat them.
- oh you too? :grin:

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:25 pm

Halo-
I'm sure it's a natural part of womanhood. right before you go nuts and kill anyone near you.

Nimoy Superplex-
1. they don't eat ice cream, so the point is moot.
2. Jack didn't fall. He was looking for sympathy. and Jill landed right on him. they went "tumbling" together.
3. not very. I'm expecting 500.

Rodimus Lantern-
1. the public school system failed to teach such an important lesson.
2. they fear the homowner's association.
3. you went for the most obvious solution. consider yourself red-flagged.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:56 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:Tweezy gets 10 points for knowing I was actually talking about the Lightsaber battle forms. I wanted to find out which one of you was the Starwars geek. Hahahaha

- Why is it that no murders in the State of Michigan know how to dispose of a Body?
- Do they not reallize we are surrounded by water?
- Do I have a problem if I have already decided how I am going to dispose of a body if I ever kill anyone? lol

****, and here I thought it was me. :shock:

-Murderers work on the belief that they did everything they needed to. Then they get cocky, and fail the post-crime evidence-destroying.

-Oh, come now. That's the obvious solution. Besides which, the body would just float somewhere, either by natural boyancy, or when their bones float after decomposing enough to escape whatever was holding them down.

-Yes. I have my own clinic. My prices are obscene, but you'll be sure to be reported to the police instantly feel good about yourself.

by **Big_yellow_glasses** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:09 pm

If I dropped a kinife on Locust's crotch, how long would it take for him to realize that he just lost whatever was left of his manhood?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:32 pm

Big_yellow_glasses wrote:If I dropped a kinife on Locust's crotch, how long would it take for him to realize that he just lost whatever was left of his manhood?

I'd say about...

*Checks watch.*
*Someone screams like bloody murder.*

NOW!

by **Tweezy** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:48 pm

-Halo:
1: have you been hanging around serious idiots recently? 'cause they'll do that to you!

-Rod imus-s
1: They're from michigan... what do you expect? hell we haven't even had more than one tornado in the past few decades!
2: They're probably too high on something at the time to realize a damn thing!
3: A problem.? :-s

there's no problem...

-Arch-nemesis cyber duplex
1: If by toast you mean the cold charred remains of what was once a happy abundance of life... then yes! :grin:

2: Because jack always wants to finish first!
3: You lucky bastard you!

-Big yellow Glasses:
-In about 2.56780niner seconds