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- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
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Could be worse. Could be raining shit-dips. I never recovered from that last time.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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Decoy, diversion, bait, its all the same... unless you're fishing

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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makes me hope I never turn 40...

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Truely he is the master of piles.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
I bet X is glad they threw the heart container and not the hive...

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Psycho Warrior wrote:I bet X is glad they threw the heart container and not the hive...
Bet you a dollar that heart container WAS the hive.
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Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
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"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Shadowman wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:I bet X is glad they threw the heart container and not the hive...
Bet you a dollar that heart container WAS the hive.
What makes you think I HAVE a dollar? I mean, look who you're talking to.
In either case the thought of bee stings on the inside brings back memories...

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
This is why I never liked to visit the local swimmin hole.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
I swear I don't plan to update this late in the day, but my schedule never seems to allow for any earlier postings.

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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truly they are concerned for their friend and comrade in arms... or maybe they're just more interested with shiny ball

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Yes, I'm a day late but I have a completely valid excuse. Spent most of yesterday at the hospital. Nothing major, just a really bad sprain and a few hours in a waiting room.

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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Clearly Cain never talked about the birds, the bees, and the robotic frogs. X should call child services.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Green guy: I'm scouting ahead.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
now X needs to run afoul of a haunted mansion to spend the night in

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
hopefully this won't be a repeat of the installation of the heart tank. after all those things turn into turtle-porcupines.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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