Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
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Prime: "I am Optimus Prime. Defender of the universe."
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Starscream: Give me 5 more minutes Megatron. Only 500 posts to go today and I will be top poster and I will rule Seibertron!
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- Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."
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- Motto: ""I WILL CUDDLE YOUR SOUL!!""
- Weapon: Three-Bladed Knife
grimlock: me love you!
or
optimus: these humans... noble and clever... taste fantastic!!
or
optimus: these humans... noble and clever... taste fantastic!!

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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
Movie Ratchet: Stop! Hummer time.
Optmus prime: Okay men we may not be bringing sexy back but at least we're not fergalicious.
Optmus prime: Okay men we may not be bringing sexy back but at least we're not fergalicious.
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- Motto: "We're all going to die... You go first."
- Weapon: Energo-Sword
G1 Ironhide: "I'm a Yanky Doodle Dandy..."
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Optimus Prime: How many decepticons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, two to scrape off the insecticons and remove the bulb, one to hold the new bulb and the other to fly around in circles to put it back in.
Four, two to scrape off the insecticons and remove the bulb, one to hold the new bulb and the other to fly around in circles to put it back in.
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Optimus: "Why are we so darn small compared to the Decepticons?"
Ironhide: "At least we're bigger that the humans. Can i show them my cannon?"
Ironhide: "At least we're bigger that the humans. Can i show them my cannon?"
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Beast Wars Megatron: " It's time to destroy the Maximals, for good. Inferno, lead the attack".
Inferno: "Right away my queen".
Megatron: Yes, I am the queen, Yeeeeesssss!
G1 Megatron: " Stupid humans, get out of my way!" *stomps on a croud of people*
Godzilla: Hey, those were my lunch!"
Megatron: " You eat these things?" *picks up a person and shoves him in his mouth* " Hey, not bad".
Inferno: "Right away my queen".
Megatron: Yes, I am the queen, Yeeeeesssss!
G1 Megatron: " Stupid humans, get out of my way!" *stomps on a croud of people*
Godzilla: Hey, those were my lunch!"
Megatron: " You eat these things?" *picks up a person and shoves him in his mouth* " Hey, not bad".
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Heroes never truly die
My collection so far: Voyager movie Prime, '76 Bumblebee(2x), Concept Camero Bumblebee, FB Jazz, dlx Brawl, movie Starscream, movie Barricade, Alternator Skids, Movie Ironhide, Movie Ratchet, movie Dropkick, movie Arcee, movie Armorhide
Heroes never truly die
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
I don't need a weapon, I am one! Now die! - G1 Megatron
Need a hand! - RiD Megatron
...Tank you? - Armada Megatron
WTF am I supposed to be? I can't make puns with this alt mode! - Movie Megs
Need a hand! - RiD Megatron
...Tank you? - Armada Megatron
WTF am I supposed to be? I can't make puns with this alt mode! - Movie Megs
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Daniel, don't use guns they're bad! - Spike Witwicky(yes I know he's not a TF)
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- Motto: "We're all going to die... You go first."
- Weapon: Energo-Sword
BW Megatron: Yeeeesss, I have finally found an XBox 360! Now to power it on... (smashes controler with T-rex hand) NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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- Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
- Weapon: Arm-Mounted Magnetic-Lock Destabilizer Cannon
Blurr - meep meep
Grimlock - You Sludge not real dinosaur bring shame to dinobots.
Blurr - Heellpp iii'mmm ssstttuuuccckkk iiinnn ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooonnn.
Optimus prime - Brawn you go in first.
Brawn I can't do it Prime i'm too scared.
Perceptor - I'll go Optimus.
Wreckgar - The TV is broke so lets do something better with our lives.
Ok my creative juices have stopped flowing.
Grimlock - You Sludge not real dinosaur bring shame to dinobots.
Blurr - Heellpp iii'mmm ssstttuuuccckkk iiinnn ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooonnn.
Optimus prime - Brawn you go in first.
Brawn I can't do it Prime i'm too scared.
Perceptor - I'll go Optimus.
Wreckgar - The TV is broke so lets do something better with our lives.
Ok my creative juices have stopped flowing.
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Movie Megatron: "Why am i not allowed to have an awesome alt mode like all the others?"
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Beast Wars Megatron: "I better not clap my hands. Or my teeth will taste like ass, when i'm back to beast mode."
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- Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Cyclonus: Soundwave Galvatron has asked us to inform you that we will no longer be needing you services anymore......we're letting you go.
Soundwave: What? why?
Cyclonus: Well lets face it Soundwave, we've all been using CD's for some time now to record data.
Scourge: Yeah and Galvatron just got a Video iPod too.
Cyclonus: We're Sorry Soundwave ...pack you cassettes and leave.
Soundwave: But wait......You cant do this! You Cant do this to me!You cant do this to me Galvatron, You hear me !!!! I know where you live! I know who you used to be!
(Cyclonus and Scourge dragging Soundwave away)
Soundwave: YOu cant do this! NOOOooooo!(screaming in his monotone voice)
Soundwave: What? why?
Cyclonus: Well lets face it Soundwave, we've all been using CD's for some time now to record data.
Scourge: Yeah and Galvatron just got a Video iPod too.
Cyclonus: We're Sorry Soundwave ...pack you cassettes and leave.
Soundwave: But wait......You cant do this! You Cant do this to me!You cant do this to me Galvatron, You hear me !!!! I know where you live! I know who you used to be!
(Cyclonus and Scourge dragging Soundwave away)
Soundwave: YOu cant do this! NOOOooooo!(screaming in his monotone voice)

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Arcee: I'll join the Decepticons if you live up to your name, Thrust.
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- Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
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Auto Bot wrote:Beast Wars Megatron: "I better not clap my hands. Or my teeth will taste like ass, when i'm back to beast mode."







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Thundercracker: What is that spot on your neck Starscream? It looks like... it is... it's a hicky!
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- Motto: "You can't hit what you can't see!"
- Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Soundwave: "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." (imagine him saying this in that monotone voice of his!)
Starscream "NUMA NUMA YAY! *anvil'd*
Starscream "NUMA NUMA YAY! *anvil'd*
Life can be pretty sweet when your alt-mode is a B-2 Stealth Bomber.
And for those of you who are wondering... I'M A GIRL!
I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally.
And for those of you who are wondering... I'M A GIRL!
I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally.
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- Motto: ""I WILL CUDDLE YOUR SOUL!!""
- Weapon: Three-Bladed Knife
OPrime:
now that Megatron and his army are defeated and disarmed... lying before us in the dirt... let's kill them.
Gotta be sure.
now that Megatron and his army are defeated and disarmed... lying before us in the dirt... let's kill them.
Gotta be sure.

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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
- Motto: ""I WILL CUDDLE YOUR SOUL!!""
- Weapon: Three-Bladed Knife
Bumblebee: I love humans! They are crunchy AND chewy!

Latest FIGS (06/25-08/25): STUDIO CHOP SHOP, BARRAGE, AS TOYS SG 86 OPTIMUSPRIME, KO SIEGE OS MEGATRON!! AOTP PRIMA, VECTOR PRIME, SOLUS PRIME & THE TRUE FALLEN!!!
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
- Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
- Weapon: Arm-Mounted Magnetic-Lock Destabilizer Cannon
Soundwave - Ravage eject operation roadkill.
Optimus prime - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, when I say all I meen all except Wheelie.
Soundwave - Slugfest Overkill eject operation 5 second appearence.
Optimus prime - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, when I say all I meen all except Wheelie.
Soundwave - Slugfest Overkill eject operation 5 second appearence.
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