The Energon Pub

by **SSJVegeta** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:09 pm

Gets banned in Germany

Granted, its an infinitesimal amount (.13 ug), to the point where you'd probably die of diabetes before it would affect you if you were trying to drink that much, but still; dayum.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:32 pm

Be clear here,

It's Red Bull COLA not regular Red Bull. And it is likely to be from Coca leaves. It is highly doubtful that they are dropping cocaine into their mixers.

I may be anti-drug, but I'm also anti-media sensationalism.

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:54 pm

Editor wrote:Be clear here,

It's Red Bull COLA not regular Red Bull. And it is likely to be from Coca leaves. It is highly doubtful that they are dropping cocaine into their mixers.

I may be anti-drug, but I'm also anti-media sensationalism.

Oh, you're no fun at *all*. What would life be like without these media tips about how everything is trying to kill me? Don't you know your microwave and granite countertops are slowly giving you cancer? What about your cell phone? Did you know black hair dye causes impotence? Do you know how many of your neighbors are registered sex offenders? HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT THIS KIND OF WORRY!?!?!

/sarcasm

HK--seriously, though, do NOT look up how many sex offenders live near you.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:21 am

Bah tasted like **** anyway, but now i have a motivation to go out and buy a few, just to stick it to my government. :grin:

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:39 am

If anybody here ever watched the Chapelle Show he did a spoof on Red Bull calling it Red Ball a cocaine in the can drink for crackheads

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:19 pm

Wheeljack35 wrote:If anybody here ever watched the Chapelle Show he did a spoof on Red Bull calling it Red Ball a cocaine in the can drink for crackheads

Oh how ironic! I forgot that, but damn that drink must be awesome making you crash through walls :lol:

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by **Coughler** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:22 pm

Dead Metal wrote:
Wheeljack35 wrote:If anybody here ever watched the Chapelle Show he did a spoof on Red Bull calling it Red Ball a cocaine in the can drink for crackheads

Oh how ironic! I forgot that, but damn that drink must be awesome making you crash through walls .

If you do constant night shifts at ur job red bull is awesome.

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:42 pm

Now I want to try some...

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sat May 30, 2009 1:03 pm

Omega Charge wrote:Now I want to try some...

Do yourself a favour and don't, it's the worst tasting drink I have ever tasted. It's like drinking coke that's been watered down with piss.

by **Coughler** » Sat May 30, 2009 5:18 pm

Dead Metal wrote:
Omega Charge wrote:Now I want to try some...

Do yourself a favour and don't, it's the worst tasting drink I have ever tasted. It's like drinking coke that's been watered down with piss.

Naaa i like them. Im not obsessed and drink them all the time. I sometimes grab one on my to my night shift at work. They make u pyscho if u mix them with alcohol.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:17 pm

Coughler wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Wheeljack35 wrote:If anybody here ever watched the Chapelle Show he did a spoof on Red Bull calling it Red Ball a cocaine in the can drink for crackheads

Oh how ironic! I forgot that, but damn that drink must be awesome making you crash through walls .

If you do constant night shifts at ur job red bull is awesome.

Frac I did some overnighters last week. If I knew that I would tried it

by **Darkhawkk01** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:08 pm

Heehee - actually, when Coca Cola soda was first produced in 1886, the original formula used small amount of Cocaine as it's stimulant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_.E2.80.94_Cocaine hence the name: Coca Cola, That we are all so familiar with. This was back in the very early days before Cocaine was deemed an illegal narcotic. Coca was actually used in many elixirs and remedies before the Feds decided to put the big ban on it - the ban was/is mostly due to politics than actual health reasoning or concerns. Of course like any drug, it is not necessarily good for you, and yes cocaine - is highly addictive and can mess ppl up very badly (drugs are baaaaaaaad, mmmkay

). But, I highly doubt Red Bull is packing an 8-ball worth in their formula for every can. If it used to be put in Coca Cola back in the olden days, then why all the bleeting now? But on the side, those energy drinks are death to your kidneys, and i see ppl who guzzle them 6 cans a day - the big ones. With all the caffeine and caffeine derivatives, and sugar packed into them - it's almost worse than what tiny smidgen of coca leaf they dropped in some form of a Red Bull.

I'd make a trip to Amsterdam! Wooo!

Red Bull + Skyy Vodka = YUM!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:37 pm

Red Bull Cola is disgusting, beyond disgusting. It takes like cough medicine mixed with diet pop.

Monster, AMP, and Rockstar is where its at yo.

AND GAZZU!!!