The Energon Pub

Scalpel: "Velcome to anozer episode of 'Just Vat ze Doctor Ordered'! Tozay ve 'ave a special guest, Fraulein Tattedpitbull, and ve vill--"

Megs: "Hey, crab bot! I told you were weren't finished wit the interview! You wait your turn, lady! And where's my vodka?"

Scalpel: "Fine, fine! You vant ze alcohol? I 'ave it. Take it and be quiet!"

Megs: "Wha? This isn't vodka. I wanted vodka!"

Scalpel: "Ziz iz much betta zen zat Russian piss-water! It's called Peach Schnapps, drunk by ze nobles of ancient Austria!"

Megs: "(gulp) Hey, whaddaya know? This is some good ****..."

Scalpel: "Now will you be quiet?"

Megs: "(HIC!) Why should I? I've been told to 'do this, do that' by The Fallen for millennia! He even made me polish his whiskers, you hear me?! His whiskers! And you! You're not the boss of me!"

Scalpel: Shizer! Vy zit I give him ze booze? Now he's even noisier!"

Megs: (HIC!) What? You talkin' ta me? Get in this cage if you dare, you little crab bot, and I'll make energon crab cakes out of you!"

Scalpel: (Sigh!) Mutter vaz right. I should 'ave become a dentist...."

lolpeach drink, my butterscotch schnapps owns!