The Energon Pub

Hello, sammiches! I've noticed my TF toy collection has been growing, enough to where I feel I am capable of taking pictures of them messing around. Sorry in advance for blurry photos, my fingers and/or hair making their way into the picture, and other unintentional thingamabobbies.

Anyway, the toys insisted on having their own introduction photos before I started, so for their sake:



What the- BEE! I DO NOT EAT CAT! And who doesn't know how to spell "tastes"? Or "pizza"? Or "better"...




Divebomb, you're not a plural.
Aw...




I told you I didn't want any added decor on my photo!
It's covering the date stamp. Deal with it.




Now that that's out of the way, onward!
I went over to my little cousin's house to do my schoolwork today. Going upstairs to say hi to him and his large RID-Rescuebots collection, I found this on the floor:


Also, I took Sideswipe with me today.

All hail Zeus!!!
Jeez, Sideswipe, it's just mythology.


I had no idea logical reasoning was such a powerful weapon.

So when I got home I let Ratch take a look.

I can't help him.
Why? Because you don't have the tools?
No, because I'm a brick.
Guest-starring my brother's One-Step RID Ratchet.

Well, that's all for today. I'll try to update semi-regularly, and comments are more than welcome!

Dammit ... I wanted fingers and stray hairs to make me feel better about my own dodgy photography. Give us dodgyyyyyyyy

Burn wrote:Dammit ... I wanted fingers and stray hairs to make me feel better about my own dodgy photography. Give us dodgyyyyyyyy

We shall see.

Haylo, it's the next day! I took one extra picture yesterday, I was too busy to post it. Short story: My Bots hadn't been picked up from my last shot (the one where they were standing over Sideswipe), and I was walking to my desk to grab an eraser when I accidentally kicked Drift over. I picked him up and found him, rather than still crossing his arms, doing this:


Anyway, this morning, I was making a quick toast breakfast, and of course, Bee decided to follow me and made the reference we all should know by now:

i lik JaM!

Later, Tumbler (I don't like nicknames/renames) decided to accompany me with my schoolwork.

Oi! Oi! Focus!
You focus! I'm reading.


GIVE ME BACK MY GLASSES!!!
They need to be cleaned.
I can see better with them dirty than with them gone! I CAN'T SEE MY SCREEN!

Had a dentist appointment today, and then went shopping ( ) after. Little Blue came with, and he was too tired to ride when we got back.

Hey, I got Sideswipe to prop up some sick ramps for us! Come on!
Dude... that sounds awesome! But... *melodramatic sigh* I can't move another inch.


Mine!
No, mine!
Drift, how long have they been like this?
Ever since you left the room this morning.
And you didn't stop them?!
They're the two most annoying toys in the house. Soon enough, they'll actually open the bag and battle to the death. Good riddance.
What... but the annoying ones are the funny ones!
Exactly.
Pffft, buzzkill.

Later still...

What is all this stuff doing here?
Ugh, she just finished a project. And whenever she finishes a project, she has me pick it up.
Oh, boys!

Oh, and, group picture!

Sorry for no posts, my laptop came down with a nasty virus and it's still being fixed. Borrowing a friend's computer, so I can't post pictures, but I'll be back soon.

Dangit, this makes me wanna do more pictures, and I need new batteries for it!

SillySpringer wrote:Dangit, this makes me wanna do more pictures, and I need new batteries for it!

I'm assuming that means you like it.

Also, my laptop is virus-free! I should be back to posting pictures tonight or tomorrow.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:Dangit, this makes me wanna do more pictures, and I need new batteries for it!

I'm assuming that means you like it.

Also, my laptop is virus-free! I should be back to posting pictures tonight or tomorrow.

Noice! Keep it up!

By the by, I actually use boxes and other things as such as makeshift tripods and as places to set my hands when taking pictures to avoid getting motion blur. That could be a little thing for you to try with your future pics. Saved me a ton of headache when I started doing that.

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:Dangit, this makes me wanna do more pictures, and I need new batteries for it!

I'm assuming that means you like it.

Also, my laptop is virus-free! I should be back to posting pictures tonight or tomorrow.

Noice! Keep it up!

By the by, I actually use boxes and other things as such as makeshift tripods and as places to set my hands when taking pictures to avoid getting motion blur. That could be a little thing for you to try with your future pics. Saved me a ton of headache when I started doing that.

Thanks for the tip! It doesn't help that I tend to have really shaky hands.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:Dangit, this makes me wanna do more pictures, and I need new batteries for it!

I'm assuming that means you like it.

Also, my laptop is virus-free! I should be back to posting pictures tonight or tomorrow.

Noice! Keep it up!

By the by, I actually use boxes and other things as such as makeshift tripods and as places to set my hands when taking pictures to avoid getting motion blur. That could be a little thing for you to try with your future pics. Saved me a ton of headache when I started doing that.

Thanks for the tip! It doesn't help that I tend to have really shaky hands.

Same here! Lol, I have trouble even with the boxes.

EEEEEEEEE! Pikshaaaas! I'll be catching up with pictures I've been taking while I'm gone, so the date stamps will be inaccurate for a few days.


I just saw a mystery person walking suspiciously out from the hallway!


Ugh, probably a toy from the little brother's collection. But anyway, you bricks best stay behind. You're not that good in a fight.


Fine with me. Too scary.
Beep-woo!
Aw, so I got all geared up for nothing?

A Few Minutes Later...

Who the hell is this guy, anyway?
Well, whoever it is, he's a full 37 seconds past visiting hours from other collections, and he should know that.


BG, turn on the flash on your camera! We can't see!


Scrap.


YAY! Got this guy as a gift Saturday morning.

Little Dude-imus decided to have a little 'talk' with the newcomer later that day.

You listen here, big me: you may be able to bigger me, but you'll never be able to better me, ya feel me, bruh? Any questions?
...Define "bruh".

Next Day...

Hey, Blue, have you seen Chromedome? I need to talk to him.
Heyo, Big Me! Well, last I saw Chromedude, he was on the bedroom floor with Sideswipe.


Yeah, so I, erm... "borrowed" the new Optimus's sword for the day.
It's shiny!
It's yellow!
It's big!


*koff* It hurts...

Why they fight? Why they hurt? Sideswipe no hurt!

SillySpringer wrote:Why they fight? Why they hurt? Sideswipe no hurt!

I am happy to say that Tumbler has since been repaired, to assure any worriers and/or Rewinds that may be reading.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:Why they fight? Why they hurt? Sideswipe no hurt!

I am happy to say that Tumbler has since been repaired, to assure any worriers and/or Rewinds that may be reading.

I still think robot love is a bit weird.

Went to my cousin's house again (3 days every week) and I had taken my bigger Optimus. Still not big enough...

(By the way, these pictures look a LOT less blurry on my little camera. -_-)

That night, I had been messing with my brother's RID Megatronus toy and forgot to put it away, so my dad decided to be a dorkfish the next morning and do this:


Later, I was doing I forget what on the big computer in my room, and Blue Drift thought it looked like... I forget what he called it, but it was the first time he'd ever used a big word.

Ohm...

Next day, brought the two Bees with me. It was the first time they noticed their severe size difference.



Whoa... wouldn't that be fun for us to explore?
...Bleep?


Look at this place!
(Burn, there's some "dodgy", didn't realize my foot was in the picture until yesterday. )


Hey, I think I've seen you before... hey, Beeps, come look at this.




BUMBLEBEE INVASION! So much yellow...

Apparently, it's a big deal on which toy has been played with more.

Beep-hmmm! (I've been played with more! Look at these paint scratches!)
Mmmm? Zzz-wee! (Paint? I can't drive cuz my wheel was glued back in!)
Bzzzzweooo! (You broke inside her purse!)
T-t-t-woop... (You don't know that...)

I should be all caught up with pictures by tomorrow, in time for Easter.

Ooh, pretty box!


Wonder what's inside...


Aw, look at the little-
No, no, no, wait!


AGH!


...Nevermind.
Ow...


This hat is too big-
Shhh... nobody cares.

Okay, no more toys accompanying me at breakfast.

"Dither Superior"? Phrase stealer!
Come on, everyone does it. And maybe a Soundwave gave me permission.
There isn't a Soundwave for miles!
What the- Blades?! But Toast is from your own series!
I know, but... i lik JaM.
Uh, Dude-imus, put the gun down... please...


Wanna go see a movie?
Doubt it'll be funner than this.


At this angle and length, you should be able to reach a maximum velocity of-


Whoa!
Watch out!


Ramps rule!
Yeah? Well, slides rule-er!
No slide's a ruler of me! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Stop it! Hey, that's not a slide or a ramp! That's BG's- hey! No, stop, you'll scratch it!

Yay, all up-to-date now.

What is that pink thing?

SillySpringer wrote:What is that pink thing?

That they're driving on? That's an old dry erase board, hence the eraser Bee's riding down on.

Also I wanted to mention that the pic where Drift is dashing by Chromedome has no special effects and that really is a super-blurred Drift.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Also I wanted to mention that the pic where Drift is dashing by Chromedome has no special effects and that really is a super-blurred Drift.

Is that image on here? I have searched through this page like 3 times, and can't find it.

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Also I wanted to mention that the pic where Drift is dashing by Chromedome has no special effects and that really is a super-blurred Drift.

Is that image on here? I have searched through this page like 3 times, and can't find it.

Second to last picture.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Also I wanted to mention that the pic where Drift is dashing by Chromedome has no special effects and that really is a super-blurred Drift.

Is that image on here? I have searched through this page like 3 times, and can't find it.

Second to last picture.

........

oh. I was looking for white and red Drift for some reason. I completely blocked blue out of my mind.

Easter shtuff.

Alright, today is Easter, and we have a lot to do.


Okay, Blue, little O, Divebomb, you are on candy duty...


...where is Divebomb, anyway-


WAH!


Unh...
Hey, it dances!
Uh, I think you mean "hatches".


You have no idea how long I've been in there.


You're late.
Not as late as Bumblebee.
Good point. Where is he?


Uh, hello? Anybody?


Don't worry, I got this.


Uh, what are you...
Don't move, Bee.


Oops! *chuckles* Uh... you okay?


Uh... I-I'll take that as a "no"...

I took another group picture (before Bee was hit in the head), but with my brother's toys in on it, too.


These two wouldn't stop arguing over which of us was best at math *cough* me *cough* so I told them to go look at shtuff. Apparently "look at" means "take inventory".

Okay, and which driver is 88?
Let's see... Earnhardt Jr.


And these ones?
Patrick, Danica.


These four?
Hmm... says here it's Michael McDowell, but these don't look like his cars...


Michael?! Do we look like a "Michael" to you?!


*screams* Sentient cars!!!
Uh... you mean, like us?
Exactly! *resumes screaming*


Maybe I should've brought Tumbler today...
Ya think?


I think I'm too big for shoulder rides now...
Guest-starring my cousin's one-step Fracture.

Also, Optimus made a new friend.

OMEGORSH poor Bee!

SillySpringer wrote:OMEGORSH poor Bee!

Don't worreez.


Status, Ratchet? With Drift helping you, you must've done something.
Well, I would say he'll be up tomorrow, but I need more Energon.


BG's necklace would work, though...


DON'T. TOUCH. THE NECKLACE.


Well, he is a Bee... *sigh* Here, use this instead.


*angelic chorus*
Well... any more questions?
Yeah, just one...


...why is he laying on a tablet?
I, uh... DRIFT!

Next Day...

Hey, Bee! Glad to see you're up again.
Thanks.


About what happened back there... no hard feelings, right?


No hard feelings. There's just one more thing I'd like to do first...
Oh?


Dunce cap!
Mph!


Ha!
...I am so in love with him right now.
...Don't type that.

Also, my dad seems to be teaching my Bots about his fandom while I'm doing schoolwork: