Binaltech Bombshell wrote:I Og, King of the Gorillas, demands answer to this royal question:
If I went around using the phrase "And I approved this..." in every daily situation, how long would be before I get my butt kicked? For example, at lunch I'd say "I'm B.B. and I approved this meatloaf." Or, I might say something like "I'm B.B. and I approved this hooker."

Hilarious! I found that if you add "No, man, not after what happened last time!" whenever someone suggests something to do. The more innocent, the better.
"Hey, wanna go to the carnival?"
"No, man! Not after what happened last time!"
"Hey, wanna go read to the orphans?"
"No, man! Not after what happened last time!"