Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).
Which unstoppable killing machine wins?
Which unstoppable killing machine wins?
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After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.
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Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.
Seconded.

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Thanatos Prime wrote:Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.
Seconded.
thirded, unless brock strangles wolvie to death. healing factor or not he still needs to breath.

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Psycho Warrior wrote:Thanatos Prime wrote:Phategod1 wrote:After Fighting for 3 days straight they call it a draw and pick up stripper at the nearest Bar of Ill repute.
Seconded.
thirded, unless brock strangles wolvie to death. healing factor or not he still needs to breath.
Or impales him. You know on what!


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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Rad hater. wrote:Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).
Which unstoppable killing machine wins?
I'm sure Brock Samson will win using the knife. Knife is the most reliable weapon for the fight.

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
You're kidding right? Sniktbub's claws can cut through anything. And he has a healing factor. In a battle of blades Brock wouldn't last too long against someone that heals almost instantly and can slice his knife in half.

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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It really pains me to say this, but yeah, Wolverine wins this one. But he limps away, because this is Brock Samson.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Wolverine wins eventually but Brock Samson is way cooler!
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Rad hater. wrote:Brock Samson (with knife) vs. Wolverine (can only use the claws on one of his hands).
Which unstoppable killing machine wins?
For me, Brock Samson will win because he used knife that's a good weapon for me.
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Brock can not possibly win this. Even if Wolverine were physically weaker , slower, and dumber, (which he likely isn't, as Logan has over 100 years of experience, and meta human physical stats.) Wolverine has indestructible bones and regens from being burnt to his skeleton. Brock can't do any lasting damage. Wolverine only needs stab Brock once to win. Brock Samson is freaking awesome, but he just can't win this.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
For sure Brock Samson will win be he use a knife in a fight.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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lol spambots
anyway, wolvy wins due to regeneration. if brock could get a "magically cursed" knife that nullifies regeneration its a draw, but brock bleeds out first
Wolverine has literally 100 years more experience, but he has 1 huge weakness... His regeneration is so good he forgets to avoid damage
anyway, wolvy wins due to regeneration. if brock could get a "magically cursed" knife that nullifies regeneration its a draw, but brock bleeds out first
Wolverine has literally 100 years more experience, but he has 1 huge weakness... His regeneration is so good he forgets to avoid damage


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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Brock stabs wolverine in his eye socket and leaves the knife in wolverines head and while he's out cold he ties him up and drops him in the ocean somewhere. wolverine later wash up to shore but can't remember what happen. Brock wins but can't finish the job
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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Lazarus81 wrote:Brock stabs wolverine in his eye socket and leaves the knife in wolverines head and while he's out cold he ties him up and drops him in the ocean somewhere. wolverine later wash up to shore but can't remember what happen. Brock wins but can't finish the job
It won't knock Wolverine out unless the knife can penetrate his brain. The optic nerve connects from the eye to the brain by a small hole in the back of the eye socket, there's no way Brock could jam a knife in there to actually hit Wolverine's brain.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
yeah your right, so he will have to rip out his throat and weight till he pass out from lack of oxygen. I know I'm reaching on this one.
He may be able to cut his head off. The cartilage can't be metal. Maybe Logan is just to hard to kill.
He may be able to cut his head off. The cartilage can't be metal. Maybe Logan is just to hard to kill.
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616 wolverine's joints don't break. If they did his indestructible bones, would simply fly they the rest of the him when someone like the hulk punched him. Ultimate wolverine's joints can be overcome, as ultimate hulk tore Logan in half, then tossed his legs miles away. He had to crawl to reconnected them. Brock lacks the raw strength to achieve that sort of damage either way.
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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
Brock doesn't win but, does some serious damage to Wolvie after the fight finishes they go to a strip club and get some.

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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Wolverine easily. Coolness does not alone win a fight. (Unless you're Batman that's a whole nother story.)
Adamatum Claws + Healing Factor + Decades of fighting experience = a clear winner in this one.
Winner: Wolverine
Adamatum Claws + Healing Factor + Decades of fighting experience = a clear winner in this one.
Winner: Wolverine
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That pilot episode fight is the best

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Re: Knife fight: Brock Samson vs. Wolverine
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That pilot episode fight is the best
That was awesome, but still no match for Wolverine.
Got me interested though should check that show out.

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Wolverine is impossible and Brock Samson has initials BS. Neither win. Cucumber sandwiches win.
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