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Rush Limbah vs. Ted Kennedy.

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Rush Limbah vs. Ted Kennedy.

Postby Pyramitus » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:58 pm

Rush the fat racist right winger vs. Kennedy the fat drunk liberal Senator.
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Re: Rush Limbah vs. Ted Kennedy.

Postby Optimus Eeyore » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:38 pm

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Pyramitus wrote:Rush the man with talent on loan from God vs. Kennedy the only Kennedy we shoulda shot.


There Corrected.
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Postby DISCHARGE » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:00 am

Motto: "AnTagony IS the PitS. MoVe ALonG WoRMs. THis WarS NOT gOnNa WIN iTSelf!"
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Rush is younger and being the conservative he is will have brushed up on war fundamentals before entering.
Kennedy will enter loaded and bloated, not being skilled like a drunken master, will be beaten, tossed in a car and pushed
over a bridge. Only to have Rush wait 12 hours before he lets everybody know what happened through the power of the golden microphone on the 'EIB'.
Rush wins.
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Re: Rush Limbah vs. Ted Kennedy.

Postby snavej » Fri Sep 29, 2023 6:42 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Both dead now (writing in 2023). How about a zombie fight? No, zombies are impossible.
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