The Energon Pub

Goribus wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm not even going to pretend that that made sense.

I confused the Spam King! Go me! She-Hulk's green. She and Hawkeye have already had sex, so she can't be his can't have girl. Viper has green hair and wears a skin tight spandex body suit which is also green.

Confusing the spam king is easy. I need more booze. I think there's still a bottle of Crested Ten about somewhere.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm not even going to pretend that that made sense.

I confused the Spam King! Go me! She-Hulk's green. She and Hawkeye have already had sex, so she can't be his can't have girl. Viper has green hair and wears a skin tight spandex body suit which is also green.

Confusing the spam king is easy. I need more booze. I think there's still a bottle of Crested Ten about somewhere.

Actually you drank that for your 18th. You just ... forgot.

Spike wrote:Ugly mug, cute bum, what's the difference?

Geez Spike I hope that isn't you

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm not even going to pretend that that made sense.

I confused the Spam King! Go me! She-Hulk's green. She and Hawkeye have already had sex, so she can't be his can't have girl. Viper has green hair and wears a skin tight spandex body suit which is also green.

Confusing the spam king is easy. I need more booze. I think there's still a bottle of Crested Ten about somewhere.

Actually you drank that for your 18th. You just ... forgot.

I probably did. Hang on, I'll see what I do have.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm not even going to pretend that that made sense.

I confused the Spam King! Go me! She-Hulk's green. She and Hawkeye have already had sex, so she can't be his can't have girl. Viper has green hair and wears a skin tight spandex body suit which is also green.

Confusing the spam king is easy. I need more booze. I think there's still a bottle of Crested Ten about somewhere.

Actually you drank that for your 18th. You just ... forgot.

I probably did. Hang on, I'll see what I do have.

You drank that stash too.

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Goribus wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm not even going to pretend that that made sense.

I confused the Spam King! Go me! She-Hulk's green. She and Hawkeye have already had sex, so she can't be his can't have girl. Viper has green hair and wears a skin tight spandex body suit which is also green.

Confusing the spam king is easy. I need more booze. I think there's still a bottle of Crested Ten about somewhere.

Actually you drank that for your 18th. You just ... forgot.

I probably did. Hang on, I'll see what I do have.

You drank that stash too.

Currently in possession of... 6 Grolsch, half a bottle of Gordon's, a bottle of Powers, bottle of Bushmills, about a mouthful of Crested Ten, and some Sainsbury's own brand vodka that I'm not even going to look at.

Jesus Prime wrote:Currently in possession of... 6 Grolsch,

Sounds painful. You should see a doctor about that.

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Currently in possession of... 6 Grolsch,

Sounds painful. You should see a doctor about that.

It's okay, don't worry. There are now only five. I should be rid of them all in a half hour.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Currently in possession of... 6 Grolsch,

Sounds painful. You should see a doctor about that.

It's okay, don't worry. There are now only five. I should be rid of them all in a half hour.

Magic cream?

And we need someone to post a picture otherwise this will look like spam. Where's Jade when you need her ...

Bazah!
Maybe I posted the Wheeljack picture before, I forget. Still, I like it.

You can take a picture of Wheeljack on the dunny, yet you can't get a clear shot of your kitbashed namesake.

I can get a clear picture of him from that distance, but then you'd miss all the penants and skulls and gargoyles...

Extra post!

If it helps, Burn, I do have new dodgy photos...

I hate your camera. I hate your camera so very much.

It's the camera on my phone...
You can't make out the decorations on his arm there, and some of the scroll work is hard to see. And his very pimping scratch-built broad-sword isn't as glossy and wonderful in a photo as it is in life.

A couple more...


(Yes, it's a genuine Japanese School Uniform. I think that was from Halloween 3 years ago..?)


After my 1st Kyu test...
My ribs were tatooed black and blue. I'm still lookin' pretty though.


After my Shodan exam.

Counterpunch wrote:

Reminds me of this moment from Doctor Who:



He points just like that after the hand-raised gesture, but I can't find a pic of it.

Wheeljack35 wrote:

Spike wrote:Ugly mug, cute bum, what's the difference?

Geez Spike I hope that isn't you

Of course not, that's Star

Spike wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Reminds me of this moment from Doctor Who:



He points just like that after the hand-raised gesture, but I can't find a pic of it.

Makes me think of Criss Angel or something.

Pick the odd one out?

Renne wrote:Pick the odd one out?

Jazz. He's clearly a reissue with all his stickers.

Predaprince wrote:

Spike wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Reminds me of this moment from Doctor Who:



He points just like that after the hand-raised gesture, but I can't find a pic of it.

Makes me think of Criss Angel or something.

Your both wrong. He's doing the same hand gesture Johnny Blaze did when he pointed at Mephisto in the Ghost Rider movie.

Burn wrote:

Renne wrote:Pick the odd one out?

Jazz. He's clearly a reissue with all his stickers.

Ooh, I didn't think of that. I always said Sunstreaker because he's yellow.

Spike wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Reminds me of this moment from Doctor Who:



He points just like that after the hand-raised gesture, but I can't find a pic of it.

Wheeljack35 wrote:

Spike wrote:Ugly mug, cute bum, what's the difference?

Geez Spike I hope that isn't you

Of course not, that's Star

The real question is

Who is star?

And I think you know what I'm alluding too

Renne wrote:Pick the odd one out?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say... "I believe you have my stapler?"

Renne wrote:

Burn wrote:

Renne wrote:Pick the odd one out?

Jazz. He's clearly a reissue with all his stickers.

Ooh, I didn't think of that. I always said Sunstreaker because he's yellow.

I was going to say the stapler to be a smart ass but then I saw your comic books. A chick that reads comic books is a rare and awesome thing. Although you should invest in either short boxes or long boxes to store them.