@Burn - If your not an ape I'm certainley not talking to you, just using that as an extreme overveiw of how hollywood Blockbusters are catered nowadays...And Micheal Bay specifically--the lowest common denominator of generic audiences...
Koloth wrote:G1 friendlier huh? And what would that be exactly? An exact remake of "More Than Meets the Eye"? A story the makes sense huh? You mean like all those wonderfully logical stories in the G1 cartoon.
First of all wing, I'm getting tired of your BS. I have not defended this movie at all. I have defended the fandom from your bull. Your moronic claims that because your a G1 purist (the worst kind of fan) that you're the only "real fan" here. I could care less if you like the movie or not. I'm just sick of snotty purist that think they know better than the general fandom.
What I see as sad is the purist attitude that there is only one way to tell this story and that is 100% true to the original cartoon. Your fooling yourself if you EVER believed that was going to happen. I would like to know exactly what kind of story you really expected? Where you think the plot or lack there of could have been improved. Forget your bull about the movie being a commercial. That is business and to be expected. But you think you;re so much smarter than the rest of us fans or the writers in Hollywood. You tell me what it should have been. Fact is I haven't seen one good point as to why the movie is actually bad. Just a butt load of nitpicking over Hollywood business deals.
You haven't seen one good point on why this movie is bad? DO you live in a Cocoon? Is Steve Guttenberg there with you? Are you Steve Guttenberg? LMAO...Wow, so you thought the plot made sense? You thought the glasses wound up meaning $hit? You thought every Transformer was aesthetically great? You thought Mike Bay's half-beaten baby seal mind-frame for cut-editing was great? You think raping clichés from Independence Day, Men In Black, Jurassic Park 2, Godzilla, King Kong, and God knows what other movie blockbusters all scored to generic infomercial music was great? A movie where transformers lore is cherry-picked from one episode Bay watched and served as the true-story? The Transformers pilot PWNs any story this movie had to offer, and while the cartoons weren't complex in story they sure the hell were straight-forward and coherent for the most part (Something this movie wish it could be--Oh wait Optimus and company got to earth surfing fiery Asteroids like in the movie right? >.>)
God there's so much I can
Pwn you with on story alone I'm gonna just do you a favor and leave it alone...sheesh...Or maybe I should put a gun to your head and force you to take me to Bumble-Bee so he can show us how to save the world....What? Huh? What's a Bumble-bee? Shut-up Tyrese and read your lines...
You really don't know $hit about me...I was cool with Megatron not being a gun (However Gay it is that Bay thought re-sizing was cheesy when the friken All-Spark turned into size of a vodka bottle so a human could carry it)..I understood Soundwave, Blaster and the rest of the floating tapes had to be vanquished because their outdated...I didn't want something that was totally a g1 cartoon episode, but what I didn't want was a 100% totally generic adaptation that could have been a movie about anything else if you just took the Transformers out of it...SO if you call that a purist attitude, then damn right I'm a purist! Baptize my a$$ in energon cubes!
You said you loved Beast Wars? How about a movie where Optimus Primal is a smart chimp with a Nascar jacket... That's updated an cool huh? Let's just put a purple cape on Superman that's hip huh? Batman in hot-red? That's different and realistic...That's how I feel when I see flames on Prime, he's just as iconic...Then I have to put up with a guy who didn't want to direct the film, hung up the phone on Speilberg when offered it, FORCED ILM to make his Bayformers when they walked outta the room on him when he first suggested the changes, and all this laffing and pi$$ing on the g1 fanbase because he had no clue how popular TF's really were...Puh-leeeze, keep defending the fruits of his car-engine loins...
And please spare me your idioms that fall far short of my cranial region...If I say true-fan and that offends you there's probably a reason for that...I won't explore it, but I can't believe a 1984 tru-fan would champion the whole of this movie and that's my god-honest opinion...You don't agree that's totally fair, I get it, I'm crazy for wanting a better TF movie, but your last post has only reinforced my assessment of you as hopefully this post has for you about me... Now if you'll excuse me, me and Sparkplug have to place some freshly picked gardenias near Jazz's grave...