The Energon Pub

WTF? Hope he didn't smoke when he pissed!

This is worse than when that one kid locked himself in his room for months because Optimus Prime died in the G1 movie.

Now had this guy first watched Beast Wars or Beast Machines, we wouldn't have this problem since both those series showed them eating organic foods (like fruits).

Though, I am curious as to which episode of which series showed them drinking gasoline that this kid was referring to.

If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids. By the way, for casual people who aren't transformers fans: TRANSFORMERS DO NOT DRINK GASOLINE FOR AN ENERGY SOURCE. IT'S GLOWING ENERGY CUBES! (By what I'm referring to energon.)

How stupid do you have to be? Tramformers drink Energon not gasoline! sheesh!

Seriously, just ... wow. When i read the headline I thought the kid might have been 5. A 5 year old might mistake what make a TV robot go with what would make a real life human go, but 14? 14!? I think the parents are overstating exactly how smart this kid was.

Down_Shift wrote:"Before that, he was a very smart boy"

Um...yeah...clearly...





The parents are freaking morons too...

Dumb kid, Energon can be made out of anything not necessarily gasoline. For example, Optimus Prime likes Whoopers.

Now talking seriously, you are not a robot and you are not a car, don't do it.

At least I'm happy he didn't see Spiderman, Iron Man or TMNT, in that case, it would have been really bad publicity for those franchises, because, to start with, nobody can't really relate at all with a giant f***ing robot that turns into a car.

Kids have become dumber because of shows like Bakugan and the music they hear. I'm 16 and everybody in high school is becoming stupid because of Twilight and HSM.

Watch a damn Pixar movie, now that's good. Unless it's Cars, in that case that kid will start drinking gasoline again.

On an interesting note, this is coming from the guys complaining about ROFT: China, especifically Shanghai, so the one who wrote that article probably invented the Transformer reference because he is a jerk.

allspark99 wrote:If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids.

And after they finish the 'hey, stupid, don't drink gasoline,' they can branch into other, apparently vitally necessary, PSAs as well, such as,

"remember to breathe!(try to do it with your mouth closed)"

"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

"Don't eat your own poop!" (I'm picturing Grimlock for this, for some reason).

HK, "Don't blowdry your hair while in the bathtub" (Oh, wait: my blowdryer has a warning sticker about exactly that).

hellkitty wrote:

allspark99 wrote:If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids.

And after they finish the 'hey, stupid, don't drink gasoline,' they can branch into other, apparently vitally necessary, PSAs as well, such as,

"remember to breathe!(try to do it with your mouth closed)"

"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

"Don't eat your own poop!" (I'm picturing Grimlock for this, for some reason).

HK, "Don't blowdry your hair while in the bathtub" (Oh, wait: my blowdryer has a warning sticker about exactly that).

LOL at he first one, remember to breath.

Well, gasoline tastes nasty (Read: I tasted the fumes before, my lawnmower is weird).
I don't see how he could've drank it for 5 years.

5....Years?


And people think I'M stupid.....

You'd think he would know better. Prime's a truck. Gotta drink diesel.

Jetstorm9221 wrote:

hellkitty wrote:

allspark99 wrote:If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids.

And after they finish the 'hey, stupid, don't drink gasoline,' they can branch into other, apparently vitally necessary, PSAs as well, such as,

"remember to breathe!(try to do it with your mouth closed)"

"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

"Don't eat your own poop!" (I'm picturing Grimlock for this, for some reason).

HK, "Don't blowdry your hair while in the bathtub" (Oh, wait: my blowdryer has a warning sticker about exactly that).

LOL at he first one, remember to breath.

Don't hug children.

BEST NEWS STORY ON SEIBERTRON.COM EVER!

LOL!

I live in asia folks (South Korea to be exact) - and the typical (not STEREOTYPICAL) asian parent mindset is reflected perfectly here.

Notice, it took the folks 5 years to bring the kid to a hospitol! Notice, the parents blame transformers!

I have found (since living here in 2003) that it is common for asian parents (OVER HERE) to hide problems from the public eye (such as a child who swills gas like water) - until they can find a way to lay blame on something else.

In asia, many asians prefer to present themselves as VICTIMS instead of taking personal responsibility. Takin responsibility for one's self/actions would cause your family to be dishonored. So, they lay the blame elsewhere whenever possible - again - IN ASIA.

Western mindthink tends to see people as individuals, responsible for our own actions (when adults). Completely differene here, ALL actions you do are a reflection on your FAMILY/TRIBE/COMMUNITY/COUNTRY. It's completely ridiculous.

In summary - these folks are makin the story bout Transformers up! Complete falsehood!

hellkitty wrote:
"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

That will be PERFECT with G1 Wheelie.

Jetstorm9221 wrote:

hellkitty wrote:

allspark99 wrote:If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids.

And after they finish the 'hey, stupid, don't drink gasoline,' they can branch into other, apparently vitally necessary, PSAs as well, such as,

"remember to breathe!(try to do it with your mouth closed)"

"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

"Don't eat your own poop!" (I'm picturing Grimlock for this, for some reason).

HK, "Don't blowdry your hair while in the bathtub" (Oh, wait: my blowdryer has a warning sticker about exactly that).

LOL at he first one, remember to breath.

Remember to do it folks. Start breathing or start dying.
i just removed a comment about not breathing from my sig too.. hmm

Good thing Transformers don't like to eat bullets!
The lead in them will kill ya!

Psychomud wrote:BEST NEWS STORY ON SEIBERTRON.COM EVER!

LOL!

I live in asia folks (South Korea to be exact) - and the typical (not STEREOTYPICAL) asian parent mindset is reflected perfectly here.

Notice, it took the folks 5 years to bring the kid to a hospitol! Notice, the parents blame transformers!

I have found (since living here in 2003) that it is common for asian parents (OVER HERE) to hide problems from the public eye (such as a child who swills gas like water) - until they can find a way to lay blame on something else.

In asia, many asians prefer to present themselves as VICTIMS instead of taking personal responsibility. Takin responsibility for one's self/actions would cause your family to be dishonored. So, they lay the blame elsewhere whenever possible - again - IN ASIA.

Western mindthink tends to see people as individuals, responsible for our own actions (when adults). Completely differene here, ALL actions you do are a reflection on your FAMILY/TRIBE/COMMUNITY/COUNTRY. It's completely ridiculous.

In summary - these folks are makin the story bout Transformers up! Complete falsehood!

Heh... it's not that different here. There are plenty of irresponsible parents here in the U.S. who have placed the blame on Television and Video Games for their children's problems.

DCybertron wrote:

hellkitty wrote:
"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

That will be PERFECT with G1 Wheelie.

i take great offense to that. I only stick my toes in electric sockets

(Disclaimer: Now what im about to say may come off as a little cold, heartless or maybe a little evil but if thats the case so be it & i guess i picked my name well. And if not then i wasted my time with this notice and yours for reading it. If thats the case im sorry and i hope you enjoy(ed) my insight)

First off how the hell did this kid stay alive for so long? Drinking that much gas for that long he should've died. And what the **** was up with the parents? They knew he was stealing fuel. Didnt they inquire into why? And how did they not notice a decline in the kids motor and mental functions? Did they even take him to the hospital when he drank the first few bottles of gas? I mean i dont have a kid so i really cant judge them to much but still common sense is common sense. If i have a kid and they ever drink gas or something like that even once im going to take him/her to the hospital and then find out why they did it. I swear if TF gets blamed for this im going to lose the little bit of faith i have left in humanity. God its frakin ridicules man. I will admit i like the smell of gas but did i ever think about pouring it in a glass and swigin it down? Hell no. But then again i have and use common sense. Besides it taste horrible any way(old mowers are evil,evil creatures). But seriously only in china right? What too soon? And the kid was obviously an idiot to start, its ENERGON not gas. There are only two episode to my knowledge that even show a bot using gas, in G1 it was when Firstaid left the bots (wait that was oil not gas) ok so one instance, in RID when Mirage was at a full pump. Stupid ass kid get your facts right. And one last thing, since he now has a dependency are they going to keep feeding him gas? I dont think you can go to rehab and get some pills for that? Can you?

Doubledealer25 wrote:is this kid retarded?!

According to the article, he is now...

too soon???

Wheelimus Primus wrote:

DCybertron wrote:

hellkitty wrote:
"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

That will be PERFECT with G1 Wheelie.

i take great offense to that. I only stick my toes in electric sockets

So you really are Wheelie....

hellkitty wrote:

allspark99 wrote:If there is going to be any negitve reaction on the whole transformers franchise, I think Hasbro/Takara Tomy is probably going to make a psa starring prime on not to drink harmful liquids.

And after they finish the 'hey, stupid, don't drink gasoline,' they can branch into other, apparently vitally necessary, PSAs as well, such as,

"remember to breathe!(try to do it with your mouth closed)"

"Don't stick your finger in the electric socket!"

"Don't eat your own poop!" (I'm picturing Grimlock for this, for some reason).

HK, "Don't blowdry your hair while in the bathtub" (Oh, wait: my blowdryer has a warning sticker about exactly that).

Porkchop Sammiches!

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What... in Sam's hell.... is THIS.

@ PSYCHOMUND. Don't go stereotyping/lumping Asians in the same mold. It's the same in the Beltway as in the side of the Thames or the Volga River. All people will always cover up for their misdeeds and find some convenient scape goat. Ehem American child safety laws ehem is a good example. Columbine ehem another example (blame Quake/Doom for their insanity). Maybe you just don't like Koreans?

Btw,back to the topic, there must be something seriously wrong with the kid to begin with, I mean the taste of gasoline...bleergh, same with the parents too, plain weirdos regardless of their ethnicity.