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Darth Maul:
terrifying sith lord
apex physical combatant, dark side enhanced fighting abilities
use of force powers
double bladed lightsaber
unmatched battle prowess & skill
channels pain into power

vs.


Dead Pool:
experimental mutant weapon
healing factor
superhuman stamina, agility, and reflexes
master martial artist
master swordsman and marksman
enemies find his mouth distracting

vs.


Deathstroke:
mysterious mercenary/assassin
enhanced physical & mental attributes
healing factor
skilled armed/unarmed combatant
master tactician and strategist, skillful manipulation
access to hi-tech equipment

Darth Maul.
Deadpool and Deathstroke would fight each other, until deadpool won, then Maul would jump in and slice him up. Deadpool would probably survive, but what good would he be in little pieces? Darth Maul would then (Probably) Take the pieces to his master, and his master would either:
A. Keep them for his amusement and study, or
B. Burn them.
I didn't even mention the things Darth Maul could have done with the force here either.

First, the Terminator would be destroyed. That's just an annoyance. Dead Pool and Deathstroke would team up against Maul and both die after Dead Pool: Decapitation. Deathstroke: Cut in half. Verticly. And mauk would just put his hood back up and walk away. Double sided light saber never loses. I don't care who you are.

Darth Maul dies first, then Deathstroke.

Darth Maul and Deathstroke will commit suicide after ten minutes of hearing Deadpool's non-stop yammering.

Got to put my money on Dead pool here. I mean of all the sith you chose Darth Maul!!! He was killed by a Padawan. Even Savaga Opress would have been a better choice. Deathstroke is a very sane and cerebral assassin but Deadpool is a insane idiot. That is why he will win.

ebilly99 wrote:Got to put my money on Dead pool here. I mean of all the sith you chose Darth Maul!!! He was killed by a Padawan. Even Savaga Opress would have been a better choice. Deathstroke is a very sane and cerebral assassin but Deadpool is a insane idiot. That is why he will win.

I Would have very much agreed with this accept for a couple issues.
1. Proxy, from The Force Unleashed, mimicked him in the fight you have with him on (I forgot the planet's name) And for quite a while, if your not careful, he whoops your ass, and as proven through 2 games now, Soul Calibur 4 NOT Included, beating Starkiller's no easy task.
2. In some part of the Star Wars lore, he's not really dead, his lower half is robotic, so technically , using that logic, he was never killed by a padawan, only temporarely beaten, so he's still in this in lue of his defeat the first time, and since Proxy mimics the Jedi or Sith he projects, those are Darth Maul's skills, NOT Proxy's, so Darth Maul isn't so easily beaten.

BeastProwl wrote:

ebilly99 wrote:Got to put my money on Dead pool here. I mean of all the sith you chose Darth Maul!!! He was killed by a Padawan. Even Savaga Opress would have been a better choice. Deathstroke is a very sane and cerebral assassin but Deadpool is a insane idiot. That is why he will win.

I Would have very much agreed with this accept for a couple issues.
1. Proxy, from The Force Unleashed, mimicked him in the fight you have with him on (I forgot the planet's name) And for quite a while, if your not careful, he whoops your ass, and as proven through 2 games now, Soul Calibur 4 NOT Included, beating Starkiller's no easy task.
2. In some part of the Star Wars lore, he's not really dead, his lower half is robotic, so technically , using that logic, he was never killed by a padawan, only temporarely beaten, so he's still in this in lue of his defeat the first time, and since Proxy mimics the Jedi or Sith he projects, those are Darth Maul's skills, NOT Proxy's, so Darth Maul isn't so easily beaten.

No his lower half is robotic due to Kenobi slicing him in half and then getting revived.
But the thing is, that's all expanded Universe stuff that's non-cannon for the movies, so no he's still dead and still awful. Plus you're bringing up a video game, which is again is non-cannon.

non-MOVIE Cannon. Never did the OP say strictly movies, did he?

BeastProwl wrote:non-MOVIE Cannon. Never did the OP say strictly movies, did he?

Word of Lucas states that only the movies are canon, everything else (Expanded Universe) is just glorified fanfic.

Twitchythe3rd wrote:

BeastProwl wrote:non-MOVIE Cannon. Never did the OP say strictly movies, did he?

Word of Lucas states that only the movies are canon, everything else (Expanded Universe) is just glorified fanfic.

George Lucus isn't the OP here, nor does it matter anyway. It's all licensed by him, so fan-fic (seriously? 2 videogames and even the clone wars tv show?) I don't even know how he considers all that "Glorified Fanfiction" When he didn't exactly try NOT stamping his name all over it. So regardless of what he says, it's what the OP says that's cannon here.

Dead Metal wrote:But the thing is, that's all expanded Universe stuff that's non-cannon for the movies, so no he's still dead and still awful. Plus you're bringing up a video game, which is again is non-cannon.

That's not how canon works in Star Wars.

Twitchythe3rd wrote:

BeastProwl wrote:non-MOVIE Cannon. Never did the OP say strictly movies, did he?

Word of Lucas states that only the movies are canon, everything else (Expanded Universe) is just glorified fanfic.

Lucas has flipped-flopped on the subject a dozen times. One time he says the EU is irrelevant to the movies, then he says he doesn't know how Anakin got the scar on his eye, it's the EU's job to explain it. But he's certainly never said anything about the EU simply being "glorified fanfiction."

Darth Maul.

Neither Deadpool or Deathstroke have any defense against the Force, and unless their bodies and weaponry are somehow lightsaber resistant, they are pretty much screwed.

Zombie Starscream wrote:Darth Maul.

Neither Deadpool or Deathstroke have any defense against the Force, and unless their bodies and weaponry are somehow lightsaber resistant, they are pretty much screwed.

I don't know about Lightsaber resistant weapons, but Deadpool does have Wolverine's healing factor. He's been shown being okay with decapitation. As for the Force, well, it's not as deadly as you might think, considering all it takes to kill a Force user is luck and skill. (Order 66 comes to mind)

Question is, can a force user stop a bullet without a lightsaber? Say Deadpool gets in close, getting stabbed a million times and cut up, but he regenerates to fast for it to matter. He disarms darth maul, then turns his pistol on him. I think deathstroke is screwed here, but deadpool may just stand a chance.

BeastProwl wrote:Question is, can a force user stop a bullet without a lightsaber? Say Deadpool gets in close, getting stabbed a million times and cut up, but he regenerates to fast for it to matter. He disarms darth maul, then turns his pistol on him. I think deathstroke is screwed here, but deadpool may just stand a chance.

I...actually don't know. Lightsabers have a shield around them in order to deflect blaster shots, (And, I assume, it prevent the blade itself from igniting the atmosphere) but I don't know about kinetic weapons, since those are so rarely, if ever (Boss in Republic Commando was amazed when he thought the Trandoshans were using slug-based shotguns) used. However, considering the way Lightsabers effect metal, I'm going to go back to my old theory: Trying to deflect a bullet with a lightsaber just turns it into a small wad of molten lead screaming at you at the speed of a bullet.

Deadpool. His healing factor is pretty much as powerful as Wolverine's, as stated before. You can cut him up into as many little pieces as you want...and he'll come back good as new. Lighsabers wouldn't matter against him...

JetOptimus23 wrote:Deadpool. His healing factor is pretty much as powerful as Wolverine's, as stated before. You can cut him up into as many little pieces as you want...and he'll come back good as new. Lighsabers wouldn't matter against him...

I can see it if Deadpool's swisscheesed with bullets or something or has his head cleaved down the center with a sharp object, but if he's cubed, how would he be able to heal from that? Unless his bits can somehow move on their own and go back together, wouldn't they remain seperated pieces? Especially if Maul moves them far apart enough from each other...

Zombie Starscream wrote:

JetOptimus23 wrote:Deadpool. His healing factor is pretty much as powerful as Wolverine's, as stated before. You can cut him up into as many little pieces as you want...and he'll come back good as new. Lighsabers wouldn't matter against him...

I can see it if Deadpool's swisscheesed with bullets or something or has his head cleaved down the center with a sharp object, but if he's cubed, how would he be able to heal from that? Unless his bits can somehow move on their own and go back together, wouldn't they remain seperated pieces? Especially if Maul moves them far apart enough from each other...

Wolverine's healing factor, that's how. Deadpool doesn't need to reassemble himself, if need be, his body can just reform from whatever bits and pieces are left over. Like Wolverine, Deadpool has also been shown surviving total incineration.

Maybe DM can use the force to neutralise D's healing factor? DM wins for once!