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Not much you can really say to this to be honest, apart from this is why you never cross a women. Or if you do then wear a cup

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

F*ckin 'ell. I live there.

Jeez.

I wanna cross my legs or something. Shiiiiit.

Ah yes. Read about this just the other day.

Remind yourselves fellas...don't piss her off. You never know when she might try to ingest your...well...yeah.

The only thing I could utter when reading that
"ouch... ouch... ouch... ouch... ouch..."

The part that caused me to cringe was that she tried to eat it after she tore it off......Eeeeeeyuck!

There are all kinds of crazy women out there and I can understand getting violent-minded after a break-up that was less than satisfactory. BUT....my ex-boyfriends still have all their equipment in good working order.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooowww! the pain! how the hell did she rip it off with her hands!

Oh, for Pete' s sake. Do words even matter anymore? "I'm not normally a violent person."

Shhyeeah. Because people who are not violent love the taste of fresh, severed testicle...in front of a party of people, nonetheless.

She's an effing sicko and deserves all the jail time she gets.


Women: Certified insane since 1967.

PorQPine wrote:Women: Certified insane since 1967.

For some reason, I take offense to that.


Personally, I think this is funny. Painful, but funny.

Halo wrote:Personally, I think this is funny. Painful, but funny.

Because you're a woman. You don't have the misandrous label of humorously and easily-expendable genitalia to deal with.

As payback, the guy should be allowed to rip off her breasts with his bare hands, see how she likes it.

Wow, just, wow I knew they could get yanked, but I had no idea they could get torn off!

Shame they were not able to re-attatch(sp?) it, but it must of been because she had it in her mouth...
Was it just a single testicle or was it his whole scrotum?

That is just plain wrong.

He must have a scrote made of tissue paper.

HA! owned!

This only proves to me that men and women are equally dangerous. Women come with more colorful ways to administer pain, but the bottom line is, both sexes are full of violent tendencies and the capability to murder.

It's a human thing, an urge.

Not a sex thing.

I'm amazed at how many people would think like that.

Oh and ripping her breast off would teach her nothing. Prison time, along with her fellow inmates (in a really bad prison) should suffice. I worked with a guy who was studying Criminal Justice, and he's visited prisons and looked over the medical records of the inmates...let's just say, depending on the crime, the punishment doesn't fit. This woman however, does indeed deserve to be locked up in one of the most foul prisons available.

Autobot032 wrote:Prison time, along with her fellow inmates (in a really bad prison) should suffice. I worked with a guy who was studying Criminal Justice, and he's visited prisons and looked over the medical records of the inmates...let's just say, depending on the crime, the punishment doesn't fit. This woman however, does indeed deserve to be locked up in one of the most foul prisons available.

Yeah except, when compared to men's prisons, prisons for women are like little hotel rooms. Some even have little outside areas where they can sit out in the sun or even plant a garden. For crying outloud, they're bigger than my appartement. And they don't have to worry about prison violence like the men do.

I remember watching a Bill Kurtis special on A&E wherein they compared the quality of men's prisons versus women's. It was insane...

Women do get unfair treatment in alot of things in life, but the justice system is one thing that, whether you believe it or not, seems to favour women over men. So prison time for ripping off some guy's acorns just doesn't strike me as fair.

Skowl wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:Prison time, along with her fellow inmates (in a really bad prison) should suffice. I worked with a guy who was studying Criminal Justice, and he's visited prisons and looked over the medical records of the inmates...let's just say, depending on the crime, the punishment doesn't fit. This woman however, does indeed deserve to be locked up in one of the most foul prisons available.

Yeah except, when compared to men's prisons, prisons for women are like little hotel rooms. Some even have little outside areas where they can sit out in the sun or even plant a garden. For crying outloud, they're bigger than my appartement. And they don't have to worry about prison violence like the men do.

I remember watching a Bill Kurtis special on A&E wherein they compared the quality of men's prisons versus women's. It was insane...

Women do get unfair treatment in alot of things in life, but the justice system is one thing that, whether you believe it or not, seems to favour women over men. So prison time for ripping off some guy's acorns just doesn't strike me as fair.

Agreed.

This could be seen as attempted murder, and if you really want to push it, actual murder. Because of the damage she's done, he'll never be able to father a child and to some that's considered murder.

Life, or at least a really long time should be considered.

A32, he still has 1 testicle, that is enough to father a child. any one who thinks killing sperm is murder really should revise their biology as every fertile man reabsorbs millions of his own sperm each day, and all but maybe 1 or2 of the 40~600million are killed each time he ejaculates.

and WH what have you been searching for to drag this 2 year old story back up?

Tammuz wrote:A32, he still has 1 testicle, that is enough to father a child. any one who thinks killing sperm is murder really should revise their biology as every fertile man reabsorbs millions of his own sperm each day, and all but maybe 1 or2 of the 40~600million are killed each time he ejaculates.

and WH what have you been searching for to drag this 2 year old story back up?

I've heard of people damaging just one of the testicles (not both) and not being able to reproduce. Granted, it's generally not the case, but it is possible. That's where I was coming from.

And this two year old story was dredged up recently in the news. In fact, I just read an article about it on Yahoo around Thursday night or so.

Tammuz wrote:A32, he still has 1 testicle, that is enough to father a child. any one who thinks killing sperm is murder really should revise their biology as every fertile man reabsorbs millions of his own sperm each day, and all but maybe 1 or2 of the 40~600million are killed each time he ejaculates.

and WH what have you been searching for to drag this 2 year old story back up?

Well, I think Blast Cannon lives over their in that part of the World, I hope he would be willing to DONATE one of his 138 Testicals!

EDIT: whoopsie this post was far too graphic, and has been removed!

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Could be worse. Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit anyone?

My kinda woman.

...what?

BLACKBIRD wrote:

Tammuz wrote:A32, he still has 1 testicle, that is enough to father a child. any one who thinks killing sperm is murder really should revise their biology as every fertile man reabsorbs millions of his own sperm each day, and all but maybe 1 or2 of the 40~600million are killed each time he ejaculates.

and WH what have you been searching for to drag this 2 year old story back up?

Well, I think Blast Cannon lives over their in that part of the World, I hope he would be willing to DONATE one of his 138 Testicals!

And he could always grow another...