The Energon Pub

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:22 am

In Lolitown, they don't wear underwear.

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:26 am

All right guys, let's bring the train back on the tracks please.

Here's me:

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:28 am

NOOOOOOOOOO....

Now I whored the thread.

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:28 am

Burn wrote:I came for the Sheogorath.

Just be glad you said for, or something might have happened that could have been bad. For you.

But instead, I have an ego aggrandising sig quote!

by **Goribus** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:29 am

Mkall wrote:All right guys, let's bring the train back on the tracks please.

Here's me:

Your not at all what I expected. I thought you were supposed to be bald. Or balding. I wonder if that's the sentient toupee from the future.

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:32 am

Well, since we're back on topic, here's another picture.

News Credits: 1 · by **Flashback** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:36 am

This is an old photo, my hair isn't so weird any more. And my tie is straighter. [-(

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:36 am

Goribus wrote:
Mkall wrote:All right guys, let's bring the train back on the tracks please.

Here's me:

Your not at all what I expected. I thought you were supposed to be bald. Or balding. I wonder if that's the sentient toupee from the future.

All hail Mkall's Toupee #4!

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:14 am

Burn wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Mkall wrote:All right guys, let's bring the train back on the tracks please.

Here's me:

Your not at all what I expected. I thought you were supposed to be bald. Or balding. I wonder if that's the sentient toupee from the future.

All hail Mkall's Toupee #4!

It's a pretty good toupee! Just looks like he forgot to brush his hair for the third time this week.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:27 am

ahhhh you gotta know the back story to Mkall's Toupee #4. I think it's been lost forever though.

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:38 am

Burn wrote:ahhhh you gotta know the back story to Mkall's Toupee #4. I think it's been lost forever though.

Oh do retell it Uncle Burnie! We'll sit by the fire and roast some marshmellows and it will be ever so much fun!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:52 am

If I recally, Mkall's Toupee #4 gained sentience and wanted to conquer the universe.

Or some sillyness like that.

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:01 am

Burn wrote:If I recally, Mkall's Toupee #4 gained sentience and wanted to conquer the universe.

Or some sillyness like that.

That was a stupid story, tell us the one about the fairy princesses!

News Credits: 3 · by **Collector Maximus** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:13 am

why not,
here's me and a glimpse of my chaotic collection...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:41 am

Sheogorath wrote:
Burn wrote:If I recally, Mkall's Toupee #4 gained sentience and wanted to conquer the universe.

Or some sillyness like that.

That was a stupid story, tell us the one about the fairy princesses!

Somewhere in the land of Canadia there were three fairy princesses named Mkall's Toupee #1, Mkall's Toupee #2, and Mkall's Toupee #3.

The fairy princesses lived in fear though, fear of their wicked little sister, Mkall's Toupee #4.

You see, ever since Mkall's Toupee #4 was first glued together she was determined to conquer the universe.

But like all aspiring despots, Mkall's Toupee #4 required underlings. That's where her sisters came in.

Every day Mkall's Toupee #4 would order the other three fairy princesses around. "WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN CONTROL OF THAT NUCLEAR REACTOR???" she would scream. Sometimes she would get physical, Mkall's Toupee #1 often bore the brunt of this violence and has now been reduced to a comb over.

So for years Mkall's Toupee #4 has used and abused her elder sisters but soon all that will come to an end, for Mkall's Toupee #4 has amassed a number of weapons, weapons she intends to unleash and conquer the glorious nation of Kazakhstan and eliminate her most hated rival, the sister of Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man! Then, and only then, will Mkall's Toupee #4 be able to cement her place as #4 prostitute in Kazakhstan!

But that's a story for another time ....

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:19 am

Mkall wrote:All right guys, let's bring the train back on the tracks please.

Here's me:

No Nut-kicking? Oh well.

by **Saya** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:45 am

I just looked at the front page of the site and noticed this:

Hottest Topic: All yer ugly mugs in General Discussion
Posted by Jesus Prime 23 minutes ago

It made me laff inside :lol:

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:48 am

Jesus Prime wrote:

are oh eff elle

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:17 am

I know it's early days, but I'm still going to give this the Uncrazzimatic award for best topic of the month!

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:37 am

Here I am, attempting to use my Nikon camera...

News Credits: 1 · by **Flashback** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:49 am

YouFearGalvatron wrote:Here I am, attempting to use my Nikon camera...

The ford Logo backwards looks like 'brat'.

I'm just sayin'...

News Credits: 28 · by **Jedi Kermit** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:52 am

I was trooping with the Carolina Garrison this past Christmas.

News Credits: 1 · by **Flashback** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:24 am

Jedi Kermit wrote:I was trooping with the Carolina Garrison this past Christmas.

Why'd you er... choose that section of the toy department to stand in?

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:41 am

This was taken by surprise by a friend of mine... I got her back.

News Credits: 28 · by **Jedi Kermit** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:50 am

Flashback wrote:
Jedi Kermit wrote:I was trooping with the Carolina Garrison this past Christmas.

Why'd you er... choose that section of the toy department to stand in?

That is the main feature shop area near the entrance of the store. It was near the area the 501st set up their table. The girls section is in the opposite corner of the store.