The Energon Pub

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:16 am

You want to be my friend?
We will have gtrate fun and sing and rime together.
Contact me now at 1986-FRIEND!
Or visit me on the planet Quintessa!
Or email me!
I_am_not_annoying@yahoo.com

-Wheely.
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Attention all Fembots!

Want a good time in bed?
Call me at 1984-DJ
And Remember: "Soundwave superior, all other bots inferior!"

-Soundwave

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You like pets?
Then please give a faithful middle aged cyber professor a chance.
He need to be taken out every day and given Human food and water every few days, I think.
I don't have time to care for him, cos of bisiness trips to earth.
Just give me a message at:
Ladisman1984@con.com

-Starscream

by **Depthscream** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:58 am

WARNING TO ALL MALE-BOTS

DO NOT attempt to chat up a fembot in the Energon Bar!

Words of advice- Hot Rod
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LOST: Cyber-weed

20 cube reward, ask no questions

-Groove
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Attention!
Vocalist needed for hard-rock band!

Members so far:
Lead Guitar- Wheelie
Second Guitar- First-Aid
Bass- Elita-1
Drums- Blurr
Keyboard- Blades

-First-Aid
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Who put that "Kick Me" sign on me the other day?
Seriously guys, that wasn't funny.

-Megatron.
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Prime's died again.
You know the routine, pretend to mourn, some idiot becomes new leader and so on.

-Ultra Magnus
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Decepticons, WHY DON'T YOU KILL SPIKE ALREADY!? Please?

-Sparkplug

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:10 am

This be amonimuss mesage from Grimlock.
Me want find femme.
You find, see Grimlock.
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Hot Rod, give me my damn matrix back.
You know who to talk to.
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For sale:
Green and Purple construcion equipment.
Not from Megatron.

by **0ptimus__Prime** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:23 pm

Justicity wrote:TO THE ATTENTION OF ALL HUMANS VISITING THE ARC:
After last weeks fiasco, ALL Humans are now forbidden from bringing back to base any lost cassette decks found in the desert.

Especially if they have the Decepticon logo on the front!

Optimus

by **Defcon!** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:58 pm

LOST! 1 enerbong tube. If it's found coolbots please return to my pad so we could rev one up. Erase the hate my fellow bots. :PEACE:

Lugnutz

by **Night Raid** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:59 pm

JaAm wrote:Given yesterday's fiasco, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNKINSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" is not an acceptable battle cry.

Thanks,

Prowl.

What's that from?

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:10 pm

Due to a series of recent incidents,
Teletran1 is for company use only.

Tech Support
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Tuesday Night Target Competition.

Cans = 5pts

Bottles = 7pts

Trash Cans at Speed = 10pts

Small Mammals = 15pts

Birds = 17pts

Humans = 20pts

Winner Gets The Can!

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Have Your Maximals Spayed or Neutered

-Bob Barker

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Missing, 1 Emergency Escape Shuttle

Found, A Well Organized Pile Of What Looks Like Green & Yellow Robot Bee Parts?

Any Information On Either Of These Should Be Brought To Managments Attention Imedeatly.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:57 pm

[quote="Liege Evilmus"]Have Your Maximals Spayed or Neutered
-Bob Barker[quote]

NOTE
If any Maximal finds this dude RUN LIKE HELL IS CHASING YOU
From Silverbolt and Cheetor

by **Defcon!** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Due to the unexpected visit by our little friend Kremzeek, Transformers the Movie will NOT be shown tonight! Every bot is to report IMMEDIATELY to Inferno and Sparkplug for insulation tratment. Optimus Prime

by **Zombie Starscream** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:05 am

Starscream's blog:
Dear Reader,
Yesterday, I desired to treat myself to a little light entertainment. Something rather, innocent, for a change.
Tiring of the usual ordeal of having to pursue Megatron's failed plans for the umpteenth time, I decided to head out.
No, cherished reader, it was not my usual didactic fare of capturing for experiments the native species of this planet, but something rather more mundane.
I had gone to see a movie.
What was this movie, you ask?
It was something that had perked my fancy, rather, it was something the humans made about us.
The new Transformers Movie.
Now rather, I didn't like the old one, as that was a cartoon and sadly it features me dying.
Dying?!?!
When I saw that I was, to put it quite thusly, upset.
Me, the future leader of the Decepticons, the deserved recipiant of magnificent glory that WRONGLY GOES TO MEGATRON :-x

,
dying at the hands of some reborn ABOMINATION.
I had thought before this point in the old movie that the humans had finally got it right, that they (even they!) finally recognised my glory and me as the truely great creature that I am. But then I saw to my great horror that I DIE, right after my coronation.
How insulting. :-x

The humans had felt the results of that impetuous error, trust me. :twisted:

I had made sure of it. :twisted:

But back to the new movie:
I saw myself, and I was greatly dismayed. Here, I saw not the beautiful creature, the handome mecha I was, but some insect faced thing that bore my name. Ugh.
But, the humans of this era got something right this time. I did not like the bug faced creature I was portrayed as, but they, even they, recognised my true greatness.
Plus Megatron dies.
By a flesh creature.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Now THAT is bad comedy!!

So I will spare the little creatures this time.
For now.
-Starscream-
Second in Command
and future King of the Decepticons

by **JaAm** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:36 pm

Attention Powerglide:

Your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

With me.

-Arcee.
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Attention Arcee:

That's OK, I've been seeing a human.

-Powerglide

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:46 am

Attention all maximals
after an infestation of space fleas all maximals are to wear these flee collars from now on.
Rhinox

by **Newtilator** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:42 pm

Attention Autobots:
Dis Matrix is for display purposes only.
Thankin' you's
Blaster

Heeeloooo!
Hahahaha! Now Wazzzpinatorr hazz the mike! Everybody but your handzzz on your head and do the maccarrana! Give all your Energon to Wazzzpinator!
Tezzzting, tezzzzzzzzztingggg!
I will zuurvive! What? Nooooo!
Get off off there you oaf! Yesssss...
Neverzz!
Get off me!
Ow!
Ouch!
Take that!
Attention Predacons. Ignore everything that idiot said. If anyone wants to beat the slag out of him come to the main deck now.
Yessssss....

Yes I know it was crap, but don't flame me.

by **JaAm** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:41 pm

Newtilator wrote:Heeeloooo!
Hahahaha! Now Wazzzpinatorr hazz the mike! Everybody but your handzzz on your head and do the maccarrana! Give all your Energon to Wazzzpinator!
Tezzzting, tezzzzzzzzztingggg!
I will zuurvive! What? Nooooo!
Get off off there you oaf! Yesssss...
Neverzz!
Get off me!
Ow!
Ouch!
Take that!
Attention Predacons. Ignore everything that idiot said. If anyone wants to beat the slag out of him come to the main deck now.
Yessssss....

Yes I know it was crap, but don't flame me.

Actually, it really sounded like something from Beast wars.

by **Snowtron** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:57 am

Bumblebee

Soundwave has asked me to tell you to stop feeding "THAT" to ravage?

What dose that mean? And what is "THAT" by the way?

Ratchet

Newtilator wrote:Attention Autobots:
Dis Matrix is for display purposes only.
Thankin' you's
Blaster

Heeeloooo!
Hahahaha! Now Wazzzpinatorr hazz the mike! Everybody but your handzzz on your head and do the maccarrana! Give all your Energon to Wazzzpinator!
Tezzzting, tezzzzzzzzztingggg!
I will zuurvive! What? Nooooo!
Get off off there you oaf! Yesssss...
Neverzz!
Get off me!
Ow!
Ouch!
Take that!
Attention Predacons. Ignore everything that idiot said. If anyone wants to beat the slag out of him come to the main deck now.
Yessssss....

Yes I know it was crap, but don't flame me.

Dude that ausome serously it rocks.

Blaster
We have had large a mounts of complants about loud muisc coming from your room if this dose not cese you will be forced to pick a new alt mode.

Lot of love.
Prowl.
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There have been reports of a video of bumblebee floting around that he is not proud of if this video is found I beg you to hand it to Me

Optimus prime
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Bumblebee when you come back from the energon pub "Please" keep your voice down I am Tired of hearing you singing "Sexy back" at 1'oclock in the morning.

Arecc.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:07 pm

This notice is for all decepticons if you have ideas of ways for me to tell Scourge and the sweeps apart please post them below or give me them in person. This is starting to give me a headache.
Cyclonus.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:24 pm

RE: Scourge and Sweeps

Cyclonus,
The best course of action would be to repaint each Sweep a different colour of the rainbow. That way you'd never be able to mix up which is which. It will also help you sell more Sweeps in the future, under as many different names as you wish. If you provide us with the mould you used to create these henchmen we would also be more than happy to provide you with a bulk shipment of assorted rainbow coloured Sweeps to replace your current uniform coloured Sweeps. Each Sweep will come individually packaged with, vague instructions and twisty ties for security. For a limited time we would be able to offer you this service at a reduced cost.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience for quotes and shipping times, as delays are to be expected.

Regards,
Hasbro R&D.
hasbro_rnd@hasbro.com@earth.plnt

Cyclonus <cyclonus@trypticon.bse@char.plnt> wrote:

This notice is for all decepticons if you have ideas of ways for me to tell Scourge and the sweeps apart please post them below or give me them in person. This is starting to give me a headache.
Cyclonus.

by **Snowtron** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:01 am

Attention all transformers!

Audtions for the transformers 2 movie well be held in the main hall at 2:00 pm Tuseday.
Also note that audtions for the new "gobots" movie will be held out side the Mens toilets.

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Attention all Autobots!

Megatron has asked all autobots to surrender to the decptions and bow at his feet[except Wheeile whom Megatron would rather him destroyed.]

Thanks.
Optimus prime.

by **Ironclaw** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:52 pm

You should get a laugh out of this.

Attention

Wheelie is dead.
There shall be a party from 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM.You are all welcome to join.Those who want to burn his things, please see ultra magnus

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Bring your own booze.Keg prefered

by **Snowtron** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:24 am

Ironclaw wrote:You should get a laugh out of this.

Attention

Wheelie is dead.
There shall be a party from 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM.You are all welcome to join.Those who want to burn his things, please see ultra magnus

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Bring your own booze.Keg prefered

Hey Ironclaw nice one the was funny.

by **Pyrostrata** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:39 am

Ironclaw wrote:You should get a laugh out of this.

Attention

Wheelie is dead.
There shall be a party from 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM.You are all welcome to join.Those who want to burn his things, please see ultra magnus

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Bring your own booze.Keg prefered

LOL! right on! :lol:

by **Snowtron** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:33 am

Ironclaw wrote:You should get a laugh out of this.

Attention

Wheelie is dead.
There shall be a party from 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM.You are all welcome to join.Those who want to burn his things, please see ultra magnus

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Bring your own booze.Keg prefered

Following the death of wheelie there will be an investagation into the reason of his death.So everyone will be qestioned abouts there where about at his time of death and no-one should take it personally.(coff coff Hot rod)

Prime
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Upon closer inseption the cause of wheelies was a shoot to the chest we beleive the killer was aming for his spark but missed but in some "other" news Rachet belives he can restore him and will start the repears on in a fornight.

Prime
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There will now be an investigation into the death of Rachet.

who I am sorry to say is dead.Prowl will now investagate the cause of death and I sugest all autobots be on high alert.

Prime
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Prowl has infromed me the Ratchets death was not an accedent and he was shoot while operating on wheelie though not before wheeile could be brought back to life (He is stable but he is now in a deep coma) He is now under high sucureity.

Prime
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Oh ****!

Kup
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News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:52 am

Is your alternate mode just not performing as well as you'd like? Is it boring, outdated, and being ignored by all the femmes? Are you getting passed over at work and play in favor of newbs straight from Cybertron?

Try our new integrated self reformatting system! So you can always be in style!

Call: 1-800-MIKE-BAY

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I used to be short, potbellied, and slow. The only thing I could brag about was fuel economy, and my carrying capacity was so low that even the more practical femmes were unimpressed. But now, thanks to the ISRS, I'm not just trendy, I'm ahead of my time. I'm slimmer, and have more horsepower than ever!

- Bumblebee

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Also, he can't talk anymore. Don't know if that had anything to do with the upgrade, but as far as I'm concerned, he's the perfect bot.

- Arcee

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WTF?!

- Rodimus

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Giggity, giggity, giggity; oh yeah. Go sulk in your trailer Roddy.

- Bumblebee

by **estrelliaes** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:04 am

A Recorded Messeage

Three Face has a energy stock he would like to swap for
Pirate A Pirates of the Carribean movie
Other A Super Mecha Extreme Fightning Game
Horror A Sweet Fluffy Kitten Tales something....

Recorded Super Quick message
Three Face
Im know going to sing
Pirate Incy Wincy spider
Other Climbed up the water spout
Horror Down came the rain and...
Agh! hitting sounds.....
Black Arachnia Moron.....

News Credits: 97 · by **Savage** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:39 pm

Whoever thought it was funny to smoke my leaves while I rest, just stop already. I'm tired of waking up without leaves to a strange burning smell.
Thank you,
Botanica