The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:46 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:I'm sure it's trying to communicate but I just can't understand!

You left the spoon in the teacup again, and it punctured your brain through your nose.

by **ShockwaveUK** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Mighty Scorponok wrote:I dig her eyes............

I wish I had heat vision. :-(

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:50 pm

Dick wrote:
Mighty Scorponok wrote:I dig her eyes............

I wish I had heat vision.

Me too. Microwave's on the fritz.

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:53 pm

Hint I'm the one whose not a chick.

News Credits: 1 · by **Whisper** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:58 pm

Now THAT is what you call a booty...

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:03 pm

Wow, can her ass get any...smaller?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:05 pm

I'd say there's plenty of room for that.

News Credits: 150 · by **GetterDragun** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:09 pm

Burn wrote:I demand high quality NWS photos! No way I can fap to that!

Fixed that for you.

News Credits: 1 · by **Blackstreak** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:11 pm

Here I am during the winter time. I keep thinking if I get a book published this would be the pic at the back for the 'About the Author' section.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:15 pm

Blackie? How long since you last slept?

by **Spoon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:18 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Blackie? How long since you last slept?

I don't think he can find his box. It's a vicious world, leave your box unattented for a moment and some other hobo will snatch it away from ya

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:21 pm

Spoon wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Blackie? How long since you last slept?
I don't think he can find his box. It's a vicious world, leave your box unattented for a moment and some other hobo will snatch it away from ya

did you see my pick spoon? I think you'd enoy it.

by **Spoon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:24 pm

Phategod1 wrote:
Spoon wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Blackie? How long since you last slept?
I don't think he can find his box. It's a vicious world, leave your box unattented for a moment and some other hobo will snatch it away from ya

did you see my pick spoon? I think you'd enoy it.

Not a bad catch you got there :-P

Though personally I like em a bit smaller

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:30 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:I miss Maywire. She was hot, and funny.

Yeah, ever since she became Sheogorath and started working with podgy chinese men she just lost all funny. :-(

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:34 pm

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:40 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

by **Spoon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:43 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

Just wait till she sneaks up to you from behind.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:48 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

No, no. That's what her mad ninja skills have led you to believe...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:03 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

No, no. That's what her mad ninja skills have led you to believe...

I'll have you know i'm a highly trained procrastinator, ninja skills pale in comparison to my ability to slack off without being discovered!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:05 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

No, no. That's what her mad ninja skills have led you to believe...

I'll have you know i'm a highly trained procrastinator, ninja skills pale in comparison to my ability to slack off without being discovered!

I'll see your slacking skills and raise you.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:07 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

No, no. That's what her mad ninja skills have led you to believe...

I'll have you know i'm a highly trained procrastinator, ninja skills pale in comparison to my ability to slack off without being discovered!

I'll see your slacking skills and raise you.

You raise meee upppppppp

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:09 pm

Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Told you .. the 73 year old one legged chinese lady is away.

No, no. That's what her mad ninja skills have led you to believe...

I'll have you know i'm a highly trained procrastinator, ninja skills pale in comparison to my ability to slack off without being discovered!

I'll see your slacking skills and raise you.

You raise meee upppppppp

I know you loved me, really.

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:13 pm

Spoon wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:
Spoon wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Blackie? How long since you last slept?
I don't think he can find his box. It's a vicious world, leave your box unattented for a moment and some other hobo will snatch it away from ya

did you see my pick spoon? I think you'd enoy it.
Not a bad catch you got there
Though personally I like em a bit smaller

Thanks but shes not mine thats Buffie the body Google that one and have fun.