The Energon Pub

Burn wrote:Screw the sammiches.

Flashback, make me a pie dammit.

The last time I tried to cook anything I was serving people slices of soup.

I'll make you pie if you want, but its the culianry equivalent of russian roulette.

Okay, looking back, the whole thing stemmed from the "Kids aren't allowed to have sammiches" comment, which I have a hard time taking as anything but a joke.

So we now have one or more emos on the loose because of a joke. Probably why they're emos to begin with.

DAMN YOU, EMOS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

Mr.1988 is emo. That's why he slit his wrists over a joke.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen ... i'm never going to get my sammich now.

*kicks Shadowman in the nuts for the hell of it*

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

Gotta agree with that.

With high-schools being nothing but a minimum security facility, teaching stuff you'll never use, not preparing kids for what the 'real world' will be like.

Taroh1988 ruined the sammiches. Blame him.

Burn wrote:If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen ... i'm never going to get my sammich now.

*kicks Shadowman in the nuts for the hell of it*

I like the idea of sammich preparation involving heat. Hell yeah, ROAST MY SAMMICH, BEEYOTCH.

Senor Hugo wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

Gotta agree with that.

With high-schools being nothing but a minimum security facility, teaching stuff you'll never use, not preparing kids for what the 'real world' will be like.

Shhhh, don't put me off, I'm currently studying to be a high school teacher, and my lecturers are pleading with me to go into academia instead.

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

To be fair, I see my own generation as a disease.

Remember when you had to work a thousand goddamn hours so you had enough money to buy a really poopy car?

Every kid in my Basic Design class who had a license also had their parents buy them a shiny new car. What the hell! What's that teach the kid, that their parents give them anything, so long as it's price tag has more than four digits?

Not to mention that every kid this happened to was a pretentious, arrogant, preppy snob.

I'm so glad these people will be the leaders of tomorrow.

Flashback wrote:

Senor Hugo wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

Gotta agree with that.

With high-schools being nothing but a minimum security facility, teaching stuff you'll never use, not preparing kids for what the 'real world' will be like.

Shhhh, don't put me off, I'm currently studying to be a high school teacher, and my lecturers are pleading with me to go into academia instead.

Well you might want to consider it. High-school teachers make jack. You get to deal with high-schoolers all day. One, maybe two of the kids you teach will end up actually learning something.

But then if you teach for a college, you'll get paid a little bit better than jack. You'll deal with kids who actually want to learn, but you'll get the kids who don't show up to a class the entire semester, then, two days before you're done, start asking you how they can get an A in your class. Then complaining to the higher-ups when you say "you should have come to class."

Edit: Also, sammich's rock.



Can't eat this (insert McHammer beats here.)

Senor Hugo wrote:

Flashback wrote:

Senor Hugo wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

Gotta agree with that.

With high-schools being nothing but a minimum security facility, teaching stuff you'll never use, not preparing kids for what the 'real world' will be like.

Shhhh, don't put me off, I'm currently studying to be a high school teacher, and my lecturers are pleading with me to go into academia instead.

Well you might want to consider it. High-school teachers make jack. You get to deal with high-schoolers all day. One, maybe two of the kids you teach will end up actually learning something.

But then if you teach for a college, you'll get paid a little bit better than jack. You'll deal with kids who actually want to learn, but you'll get the kids who don't show up to a class the entire semester, then, two days before you're done, start asking you how they can get an A in your class. Then complaining to the higher-ups when you say "you should have come to class."

Edit: Also, sammich's rock.



Can't eat this (insert McHammer beats here.)

Ya, must admit if I can wrangle a job at UofA, hell yeah I'll take it. Just have to keep my grades at HD levels and get cozy with the staff I guess...

Burn wrote:If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen ... i'm never going to get my sammich now.

*kicks Shadowman in the nuts for the hell of it*

*shrugs* I got my sammich, a Jack and Coke and my smokes from her. All I had to do was sock her one but good. She gave me my crap with a smile. Goribus does not in anyway shape or form advocate hitting women for no reason. Unless they like it and consider it a turn on. Then he will, but he also supports safe sex so he gives them football helmets.

Me my sister and my wife in the backround.


Me with my Flagg deck


An oldie but a goodie


And me at my wedding, drinking of Coke...god I miss Coke since my diet.

Shadowman wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:

Flashback wrote:Now, now, you should be using your 5 years of seniority to set a good example, not use it to bait the poor guy. Children are the future, we should raise them to be kind, responsible interweb users.

Children these days are the futures' cancer.

To be fair, I see my own generation as a disease.

Remember when you had to work a thousand goddamn hours so you had enough money to buy a really poopy car?

Every kid in my Basic Design class who had a license also had their parents buy them a shiny new car. What the hell! What's that teach the kid, that their parents give them anything, so long as it's price tag has more than four digits?

Not to mention that every kid this happened to was a pretentious, arrogant, preppy snob.

I'm so glad these people will be the leaders of tomorrow.

Kids now are bastards. When my brothers and I were kids and we **** up, our dad gave us the belt, no questions asked. Now, give a kid the belt, get free anal in jail.

okay pics without a kid in the background. Me recently and me cheerleading 10 years ago.

Jedi Kermit wrote:okay pics without a kid in the background. Me recently and me cheerleading 10 years ago.

You have the coolest sock puppet ever.

This thread has gone downhill somewhat. Let's bring it back up to par with an amusing picture!

He needs a parot on his shoulder. I love the hook. Nice touch.

Me and some friends.

General Magnus wrote:

Me and some friends.

The guy second to the right looks like a kid I went to school with who once whipped me in the leg with a branch so I chased him around the playground til the end of lunchtime... but I never caught him

Thanks a lot for dredging up traumatic memories you insensitive jerk!

Always glad to help

You're making a mistake. A biiiig mistake!

You wouldn't want to upset them would you? Look at how cute they are! Look at their fuzzy little ears! Awww they're trying to sleep ^_^

This is what my face looks like after I went in for a 50/50 ball with my face, and my opponent went in with his foot. Yes, it hurt a lot.

Sheogorath wrote:You're making a mistake. A biiiig mistake!

The gun finally came loose hunh?