The Energon Pub

I was attacked by my giant monkey. I wrestled that bastard to the ground and stepped on his face.

Stepped on it or sat on it?

*Elita_One* wrote:
I was attacked by my giant monkey. I wrestled that bastard to the ground and stepped on his face.

That's alright given what he does when you aren't around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6MvbdDjYY

Stepped on it. Then stomped on it's face a few more times. Then kicked it in the balls and ran.

Wow, and to think I pay chicks for less.

Nice pussy shot there...

He was trying to rape me.

Baaaaad monkey.

I already got the pussy comment before(cat on bed) so BAH to you for not being original!!

The fire picture is a result of when I got incredibly drunk at a party, and rather than pass out in the cold, I grabbed some turf and some matches. Two hours later, I passed out in the warm.
The other picture is probably the only one I have of myself without my Don Johnson sunglass on.

2028?

ZOMG!!111 JP'S COME FROM THE FUTURE!!!111!!!ONE!1!ELEVEN!!!OLDLADYTERRORIZING!!11!!!

*Elita_One* wrote:Stepped on it. Then stomped on it's face a few more times. Then kicked it in the balls and ran.

You know, I tell the elderlies that we beat the **** out of monkies to get their bananas so they better not waste them... even the ones who aren't demented beleive me!!

Burn wrote:2028?

ZOMG!!111 JP'S COME FROM THE FUTURE!!!111!!!ONE!1!ELEVEN!!!OLDLADYTERRORIZING!!11!!!

Wait... what? Where, why, and how 2028?

Jesus Prime wrote:Wait... what? Where, why, and how 2028?

Look at the timestamp on your photo...

*edit*

Might as well put my mug up...



This pic is well over a year old, but you get the idea...

Whisper wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Wait... what? Where, why, and how 2028?

Look at the timestamp on your photo...

I had no idea what those numbers were.
I thought it was reference to "A Boy And His Dog"...

Whisper wrote:Might as well put my mug up...



This pic is well over a year old, but you get the idea...

And the fangirls went wild ....

Burn wrote:

Whisper wrote:Might as well put my mug up...



This pic is well over a year old, but you get the idea...

And the fangirls went wild ....

And you. Don't forget you.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:

Whisper wrote:Might as well put my mug up...



This pic is well over a year old, but you get the idea...

And the fangirls went wild ....

And you. Don't forget you.

meh, i'm so over that pic. I'm waiting for the topless one.

Huh. I always figured Whisper would be a pretty-boy.

edit: Like Leo.

*Elita_One* wrote:


I was attacked by my giant monkey. I wrestled that bastard to the ground and stepped on his face.

I take it you like the color green?

Me in uniform (Female)



Me out of uniform.

I think you were safe with the first pic (except for maybe JP and Burn), but posting that second pic is going to bring out the rabid fanboys in hoards.

Whisper wrote:Might as well put my mug up...



This pic is well over a year old, but you get the idea...

Hellloooooo sailor!

Here's one from a few years ago, cost me alot and didn't look that good. I've only ever had shitful haircuts (till now) but notice the straps on the shirt should I ever decide to put on muscles? they're adjustable!

I suppose they could work as built-in torniquets too, actually...hmmm...

Flashback wrote:Here's one from a few years ago, cost me alot and didn't look that good. I've only ever had shitful haircuts (till now) but notice the straps on the shirt should I ever decide to put on muscles? they're adjustable!

How skinny are your arms! You need a few sandwiches or something, put some meat on your bones.

Renne wrote:

Flashback wrote:Here's one from a few years ago, cost me alot and didn't look that good. I've only ever had shitful haircuts (till now) but notice the straps on the shirt should I ever decide to put on muscles? they're adjustable!

How skinny are your arms! You need a few sandwiches or something, put some meat on your bones.

It's a trick of the photograph I think, you can tell by my ample face that I'm relatively normal-sized, I'm slender not hideously thin.

Renne wrote:

Flashback wrote:Here's one from a few years ago, cost me alot and didn't look that good. I've only ever had shitful haircuts (till now) but notice the straps on the shirt should I ever decide to put on muscles? they're adjustable!

How skinny are your arms! You need a few sandwiches or something, put some meat on your bones.

hehehe pwned.

Though I don't seem to remember seeing a pic from YOU Miss Renne.

Burn wrote:hehehe pwned.

Though I don't seem to remember seeing a pic from YOU Miss Renne.

Go check back on page one, good sir.

But I can post a different one for you.