The Energon Pub

by **Susinko** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:39 pm

Hello everyone! I have been on Seibertron for a little while and decided to join in!

I have been collecting toys for quite some time now. I collect many types including Transformers, My Little Pony, assorted Anime toys, and video game toys.

My favorite Transformer is Starscream, but I love the rest of the Seekers as well. I love G1, was so-so on Beast Wars until now, and like Armada, Energon, and while I like Cybertron, I HATE the CG that they are using.

I love discussing things and feel that I can contribute quite a bit. I look forward to being active on these boards for a long time!

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:40 pm

Welcome to Seibertron! I'll let someone else do the disclaimer.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:49 pm

WARNING: SEIBERTRON.COM CONTAINS GORIBUS!

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:07 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:WARNING: SEIBERTRON.COM CONTAINS GORIBUS!

Rarrrr!!!!!!! Who dares summon me away from downloading Hentai and hitting on Goth Chicks?!?!?!?!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:11 pm

Goribus wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:WARNING: SEIBERTRON.COM CONTAINS GORIBUS!

Rarrrr!!!!!!! Who dares summon me away from downloading Hentai and hitting on Goth Chicks?!?!?!?!

I have summoned you here for a purpose!

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:14 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:WARNING: SEIBERTRON.COM CONTAINS GORIBUS!

Rarrrr!!!!!!! Who dares summon me away from downloading Hentai and hitting on Goth Chicks?!?!?!?!

I have summoned you here for a purpose!

Spamming the living hell out of this thread?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:18 pm

Oh feck yeah!

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:21 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Oh feck yeah!

Congratulations kid. You've just gotten your thread hijacked by Goribus and Jesus Prime. Feel honored.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:31 pm

Not so much hijacked as driven off of one building, into the side of another, with some crazy-go-nuts matrix **** in between. We're good.

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:35 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Not so much hijacked as driven off of one building, into the side of another, with some crazy-go-nuts matrix **** in between. We're good.

Crazy-go-nuts Matrix ****

Damn good.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:44 pm

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:45 pm

Touche' Jesus. I'll see your Fox in Sox and raise you good old fashioned Spam!

by **Halo** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:49 pm

WARNING: SEIBERTRON.COM CONTAINS NUTS SUCH AS GORIBUS AND JESUS PRIME! DO NOT APPROACH.

by **MercilessOne** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:22 pm

Hi!

News Credits: 104 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:31 pm

Welcome to Seibertron!

News Credits: 2024 · by **Hotrod** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:57 pm

Welcome to Seibertron.com, I hope you enjoy your time here!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:50 pm

Uncle Burn's Guide to Seibertron.com

First and foremost you should be warned that Seibertron.com, contains nuts.

It also contains spam, in a multitude of flavours with the most popular being Jesus Prime. It's readily available in the General Discussion forum.

Whilst in the General Discussion forum you should be warned of certain grown males who are so hideous they are not allowed out in public on weekends without putting a helmet on. This particular breed we call "Admin" (sorry CB, it had to be done hehehe)

Next stop is the TF General Discussion forum. This is the place to discuss all non-toy related stuff. By discussion we of course mean contributing to the numerous "Who's your favourite Transformer?" threads.

Moving on we find ourselves in the TF Toys Forum. This is where you discuss all aspects of Transformer toys, and you can join in such fun discussions as "Who is your favourite Seeker?"

Then there's the Cartoons and Comics forum where we have such fun discussions as "Why was Starscream's voiced use when Thundercracker was talking in a G1 episode?"

Our next step, is what could be best described as one of the "fiery pits of hell" that Seibertron.com has. The movie forum. Where supporters and haters gather to fling childish insults at each other while discussing "how great Bumblebee is" and why "Michael Bay raped my childhood". Only a brave soul dare enter such forum.

If you manage to escape the fiery pit that is the movie forum you can move onto the sightings forum. Hopefully you live in America otherwise you have to scroll through 50 odd threads to find the one thread relating to your country.

Now if you're looking for something in particular, stop by Carbombya, the buy and sell forum of Seibertron.com

Our next fiery pit of hell is the Philosopher's Forum where the great debate rages between which religion is best and whether Moonbase2's bum really does look big in her jeans. All in good fun MB2! We're all still waiting to see a butt shot anyway! hehehe

Escaping that pit will lead you to Asking the experts where Jesus Prime will grace you with the question, "should I use my c-cup implants or go for DD?".

Then we have the Video Game forum where all the little gamers gather to swap tales of how best to beat the pain of RSI.

Our next stop is another fiery pit known as the Heavy Metal War forum. Dedicated to the discussion of Seibertron.com's game. Trade insults against your opponents, but be careful around Autobot Commanders, they lack a sense of humour and may take you seriously. And don't forget to tell Omega Sentinel your suggestion for implementing Gestalts into the game!

As we round the corner we find Seibertron.com's resident RPG. Here is where some of our strangest members lurk, some only venture out of the forum on a full moon. Tread carefully.

After that we enter the creative part of Seibertron.com, the ego filled chest beating place known as the Creative forum. Here you can show off your drawings, renderings, fanfics, kitbashes ... anything creative. Be prepared for criticism unless your name is GrimSqueeker in which case be prepared to help him beat his own chest. Oh you had it coming GS, you know it.

And rounding things out is the Fantasy Battle forum where you can live your fantasies of Unicron -vs- The Death Star as your fellow members debate and discuss just who would win the Battle of the Planets. Someone should remind them that it was G-Force.

And that dear new member, is Uncle Burn's guide to Seibertron.com.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:04 pm

Think ya got everyone covered, Burn.

Oh btw, if you were able to merge me with my bum and the gorgeousness of JP in female form, our beauty would be so intense and wondrous that no mortal could gaze upon us and we'd have to be banned forever from this site. Either that or you'd snicker for a minute.

And yeah, ego stroking for Grimsqueaker is a requirement if you venture into the Fan-Fiction and Artwork forum. After all, his own self-importance is what actually makes the website run. (love you Grim).

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:18 am

Welcome!!!!!!!!But heed my words!!!!! Beware that within this most excellent of Transformers fan sites their are those who would intrap you in endless debate with out end!!!

Abandon all hope yee who enter!!!!

by **Susinko** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:58 am

Burn wrote:Escaping that pit will lead you to Asking the experts where Jesus Prime will grace you with the question, "should I use my c-cup implants or go for DD?".

Ahhhhhh! It feels like I've finally come home! Thank you all for such a wonderful welcome! And the multitude of warnings!

by **cheeki** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:50 am

hiya
welcome to seibertron hope you enjoy it

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:53 am

Welcome Susinko!
Here's another warning:

[b]Warning the ODB contains pirates!

And another one:
[b]Warning my posts contain misspelling!

Have fun around here, let the posting begin!

by **Tweezy** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:56 am

Welcome!
I must say, this is by far the most fascinating intro thread I've ever seen!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:35 am

Susinko wrote:
Burn wrote:Escaping that pit will lead you to Asking the experts where Jesus Prime will grace you with the question, "should I use my c-cup implants or go for DD?".

Ahhhhhh! It feels like I've finally come home! Thank you all for such a wonderful welcome! And the multitude of warnings!

Yeah, it's not often you come across a website dedicated to Transformers and cross-dressing.

At least one that doesn't require you to verify your age.