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by **R-Burst** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:11 pm

I kept trying to find images of Bonecrusher, but it's always that one pic where he's skating towards Optimus on the freeway. Now that got me thinking: how would Jazz fight Bonecrusher on that freeway?

I bet he'd do all these twists and flips, and other things that could bend our heads just to see what he's doing!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:11 am

And then promptly get the thrashing he so rightly deserves. :grin:

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:16 am

Burn wrote:And then promptly get the thrashing he so rightly deserves.

haha. id say he gets blown in half like the bus. ;)^

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:45 am

Oh we so need a "How would YOU have killed Jazz?" thread.

News Credits: 1093 · by **Alex Kingdom** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:10 am

Lets see, he'd probably transform in the style of a breakdance cross his arms Run DMC style and say "Word up motherf**ker" then Bonecrusher would prompty rip off his head of and 'lubricate' down his neck. Thats how I see it panning out anyway.

Yours AK

by **prowl24** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:06 am

Like a rat, he jumps over Bonecrusher's head and lands on his shoulders, trying to rip his head off.

However, Bonecrusher manages to grap his tiny body with his third "arm", then he was thrown to the bridge, splitting his body apart. Bang. He never make it to the final battle.

by **ironhide001** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:58 am

By being crushed by Bonecrusher easily

by **Auto Bot** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:53 am

Jazz will use his wrist blade to chop off Bonecrusher's head.

Simultaneously, Bonecrusher uses his mechanical extended arm to rip Jazz into two.

How predictable!

News Credits: 1 · by **Agent 007** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:53 am

I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

by **Auto Bot** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:13 am

Mr.Bond007 wrote:I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

Alternatively, he can cut off his other nuts! Whichever presents the better opportunity.

News Credits: 1 · by **Agent 007** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:35 am

Auto Bot wrote:
Mr.Bond007 wrote:I think he could have taken bones. I would imagin he would get thrashed around a but but i can see him jumpin on bones and cuttin his wallnut head clean off!

Alternatively, he can cut off his other nuts! Whichever presents the better opportunity.

lol!

News Credits: 198 · by **DevastaTTor** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:44 am

I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:43 am

DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

News Credits: 198 · by **DevastaTTor** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:15 am

Auto Bot wrote:
DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

Tell that to Megatron.

by **Unicron Singularity** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:18 am

Bonercrusher would get pimp-smacked by Jazz until he ran away from Jazz, and over to Optimus Prime, who so simply knocked his eye out, and chopped his head off

Bonercrusher hates pimps like Jazz

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:41 am

The Unicron Singularity wrote:Bonercrusher would get pimp-smacked by Jazz until he ran away from Jazz, and over to Optimus Prime, who so simply knocked his eye out, and chopped his head off

Bonercrusher hates pimps like Jazz

Dude! You just gave me an idea.
To handle Bonecrusher properly Jazz would get a camera crew, put his hand out & stop BC getting closer, then he'd ask him to transform into vehicle mode & let the show begin.
Pimp my MRAP!
Yea, Jazz could give him the works; a big ass sterio system, nitros, under lighting, everything. Bonecrusher would be one pimped out mother'!

Shame ol' 'crusher would run him flat rather than stop...

Yea, Bonecrusher hates "pimp my ride"...

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:07 am

DevastaTTor wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
DevastaTTor wrote:I'm thinking that Bonecrusher would have bitch slapped Jazz all over the place with his three arms. No contest.

Jazz is fast. Supposed to be fast. Don't count him out yet.

Tell that to Megatron.

Megatron is a bit of a brain-dead. He won't understand what "fast" means.

by **Unicron Singularity** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:53 pm

Pimp My Transformers

With Jazz as the host of the show, and todays episode has Bonercrusher as the guest

The grumpiest guest ever.

by **Auto Bot** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:09 am

The Unicron Singularity wrote:Pimp My Transformers

With Jazz as the host of the show, and todays episode has Bonercrusher as the guest

The grumpiest guest ever.

Do we see hateful Bonecrusher jumping up and down the couch?

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