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Hulk vs. John Cena

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Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Gyro-Robo » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:48 pm

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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Burn » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:52 pm

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I think it's kind of obvious that Hulk would smash puny human ...
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Tough Scorponok » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:59 pm

Burn......out of all Your Brilliant ideas, that One is the Dumbest. Should that be rather Great Khali or Big Show a Better idea? Size wise Kinda Match....
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:55 am

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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Burn » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:10 am

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Tough Scorponok wrote:Burn......out of all Your Brilliant ideas, that One is the Dumbest. Should that be rather Great Khali or Big Show a Better idea? Size wise Kinda Match....


Wait wait wait, you think what I said, about how a gamma radiated behemoth can beat John Cena is dumb?

And then you turn around and try to put Khali and Big Show in the same category as The Hulk?

Yeah, I think it's clearly obvious who has the dumbest ideas ...
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:11 am

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Burn wrote:
Tough Scorponok wrote:Burn......out of all Your Brilliant ideas, that One is the Dumbest. Should that be rather Great Khali or Big Show a Better idea? Size wise Kinda Match....


Wait wait wait, you think what I said, about how a gamma radiated behemoth can beat John Cena is dumb?

And then you turn around and try to put Khali and Big Show in the same category as The Hulk?

Yeah, I think it's clearly obvious who has the dumbest ideas ...

relax guys its his unfunny brand of sarcasm :P
you need to switch to name brand funny :P
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Burn » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:22 am

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No no, humour at this point is irrelevant because I KNOW TS thinks that wrestling is real and he would genuinely believe that Khali or Big Show could easily take on the Hulk.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:45 am

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you mean an overpopular stunt man coldn't beat a comic book character :shock:

well he cou kick the wrighters and illistresators asses :P
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Tough Scorponok » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:40 pm

Burn wrote:No no, humour at this point is irrelevant because I KNOW TS thinks that wrestling is real and he would genuinely believe that Khali or Big Show could easily take on the Hulk.



You dont know what I think Burn. I much rather see Khali Get Squashed by Hulk. On the Wrestling manner, No, I dont think its Real. Or for the better sound of It, I know its Fake. But fun to watch nonetheless.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:58 pm

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Tough Scorponok wrote:
Burn wrote:No no, humour at this point is irrelevant because I KNOW TS thinks that wrestling is real and he would genuinely believe that Khali or Big Show could easily take on the Hulk.



You dont know what I think Burn. I much rather see Khali Get Squashed by Hulk. On the Wrestling manner, No, I dont think its Real. Or for the better sound of It, I know its Fake. But fun to watch nonetheless.

isn't that a reportable offense? flame baiting, and aking fun of somebody? hey thats 2.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Shadowman » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:14 pm

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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Tough Scorponok » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:42 pm

Hows that Fun Making?. It wasnt Offensive Offensive, Burn does it on a constant base to alot of people. And alittle of a creative critisizm never hurted anyone.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Rodimus Prime » Sat May 09, 2009 1:26 pm

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John Cena is a bitch. He would lose to a toy Hulk. Or Hulk Hogan on crutches.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Gigastorm » Fri May 15, 2009 12:52 pm

this fight all depends on if john cena gets hulk angry. if so cena is going to be ground manburger meat
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby Shadowman » Fri May 15, 2009 1:17 pm

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Gigastorm wrote:this fight all depends on if john cena gets hulk angry. if so cena is going to be ground manburger meat


Nothing Cena could do short of developing superhuman abilities would at all change the outcome of the fight. It doesn't depend on anything; Hulk wins.
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby christo » Sun May 31, 2009 10:49 am

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Hulk would win and hopefully tear him in half as he did with wolverine :)
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Re: Hulk vs. John Cena

Postby snavej » Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:53 am

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Looks like JC wins by being real.
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