The Energon Pub

Movie names: Danny (Unleashed) vs Kham (Tom-Yum-Goong) vs Frank Martin (The Transporter & Transporter 2)


Who wins?

Tony Jaa wins hands down. He has one of the most brutal wince inducing fighting styles I've ever seen. He beat like around 100 guys within an inch of there lives in the span of like 10-20 minutes in The Protector. The only chance that Jason Statam and Jet Li (he's late 40s btw) have are to team up and try to take Tony out early then fight each other to the finish. Still, I don't think that would be enough.

statham goes down hard, then jet lee goes down after that...tony jaa takes a semi easy victory

The Love Sausage from 'The Boys' wins. He has a huge, prehensile dong that defies physics!