The Energon Pub

Armada Fred:

Optimus Prime: Fred, you have to push the 'STOP' button to save the entire universe!

Fred: But I'm hungry!

Seriously, I wish Blurr just stepped on the dumbshit the first time they met.

ZeroZero wrote:

roblinb wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:

Damolisher wrote:Wow, I really didn't know that not wanting to fight in a war made you a wuss. I mean, far out, I better ring my doctor and tell him he's a wuss for not helping me beat up these kids I had trouble with once. Damn quacks.

I’m forced to agree, pacifism is different from cowardice.
And no, Wheelie is not a wuse, just terminally annoying.

Actually Wheelie is physically weak so technically he is a wuss

Although he has courage, he's not gonna beat many Decepticons in a knock down drag em out brawl.

Wheelie's weak... so that makes him a wuss... Okay then...

Rumble and Frenzy are weak compared to most of the other Transformers. Are they wimps? Nooooooo.

And First-Aid ain't no wuss. What kind of wuss jumps into Metroplex to insert his transforming cog while the big guy's fighting Trypticon? How's that wussy?

I was using "wuss" in the context of him being a person who is physically weak and ineffectual. I did say he had courage heh

skyshadowprimus wrote:G1 Ratbat...he bossed all the other cons around and really thought he was the dogs bollocks but a single shot from scorponoks sting and he actually fell to bits...

Every con under Ratbat's command most of all soundwave for taking orders from a pisspoor cassette that doesnt even have a hand to fire a gun...sure he had fangs to drain your fuel but a well placed shot would screw him royally as scorponok proved.

Long haul - all he did was shovel **** around and accepted that was his place in the grand scheme of things...why bother granting him life when an automated drone could do the same thing

LOL I love this post... some good old smack talk

G1: Hoist, Gears

Armada: Fred
(I was rooting for the Decepticons to kill these kids)

Energon: Ironhide

Cybertron: anybody

BW: Tigatron
(Quits the maximals because his tiger girlfriend dies? How messed up is that??)

BM: Nightscream


By the way, lay off of WHEELIE until you've read the kids book "Wheelie: Wild Boy of Quintessa." He slaughters sharkticons with a lightsaber and a fireball sling and wears their teeth in a necklace!

Besides, Wheelie looks cool!

I got to hand it over to Movie Megatron toys. Nuff said.

Damolisher wrote:Wow, I really didn't know that not wanting to fight in a war made you a wuss. I mean, far out, I better ring my doctor and tell him he's a wuss for not helping me beat up these kids I had trouble with once. Damn quacks.

Yeah I agree First-aid is not a wuss just beacuse he is a pasafist dose not mean he is a wuss. He's a combat medic it's his job to run into oncomming enemy fire and risk his own life to help the injured and dying, if he was a wuss that would be the last thing he would do. In my opinion the biggest non-human wuss in G1 is Arcee. She never did anything of major importance and was compleatly useless and 90% off the time she was with Daniel. that's all she did was babysit Daniel, the little basterd even became her headmaster they almost literaly became one and the same.

The biggest wuss outside of G1 was Energon Ironhide. he had all that bulk and guns and he continuelay got his ass handed to him on a regular basis. He even got beat by the terrorcons on a few times Ironhide much like arcee was compleatly useless, and a total wuss.