The Energon Pub

Please forgive me if this is not a battle per se.

What member of the Transformers universe would be the worse blind date for anyone that you would remotely care about on this 2/14? this is a battle between all the most annoying, repulsive, mad, arrogant etc Bots, Cons, Humans, and other life forms mechanical or biological! The only catch is that no matter what, the datee survives physical unharmed (but can be emotionally scarred.).

There aren't many females to choose from. And the ones we do get are damn good looking...

Honestly, if I was a Cybertronian, I'd stay away from Blackarachnia. She's more likely to put a knife to my throat than kiss me on the cheek

I'll say live-action Sam Witwicky would be the worst possible date. I'd rather be menaced by a giant space robot than have to put up with his stammering and sweating and mugging for all to see.

Rodimus Prime wrote:There aren't many females to choose from. And the ones we do get are damn good looking...

Then think of the human females in your life

I don't want to think about this topic. It brings me out in a cold sweat. I can never seem to commit to anyone. #foreveralone.