The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:23 am

Hopefully has has orange juice. That would suck so hard if he were drinking tea or coffee

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:24 am

*sigh*

Wish N.Maximo was here, he's much funnier than Burn and his meme's :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:25 am

Not really proud of this one

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:25 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Hopefully has has orange juice. That would suck so hard if he were drinking tea or coffee

Luckily, I only consume the souls of those that do not fear me, and you can't spill that on your laptop >:oP

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:26 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:*sigh*

Wish N.Maximo was here, he's much funnier than Burn and his meme's

Then post your own!

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:26 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Hopefully has has orange juice. That would suck so hard if he were drinking tea or coffee

Luckily, I only consume the souls of those that do not fear me, and you can't spill that on your laptop

Fortunately for me: I'm a red head/ginger. It's accepted that I have no soul, and that I consume the poor souls of those unfortunate enough to earn my wrath :twisted:

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:27 am

Burn wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:*sigh*

Wish N.Maximo was here, he's much funnier than Burn and his meme's

Then post your own!

Sorry, like I said many posts back, I am not in tune with that comedic element, I'm not very internet after all

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:28 am

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:30 am

Burn wrote:
Hellscream9999 wrote:*sigh*

Wish N.Maximo was here, he's much funnier than Burn and his meme's

Then post your own!

But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:32 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work

Sounds like Mindmaster, only with the fire breathing bit.

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:32 am

At this rate, Va'al may just drop the whole orange juice container on the floor :lol:

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:34 am

Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work

Sounds like Mindmaster, only with the fire breathing bit.

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:34 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work

Sounds like Mindmaster, only with the fire breathing bit.

Good minion :twisted:

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:47 am

Case in point right there. He even has me ghost write his news posts too! And he barely even pays me to do so!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:55 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Case in point right there. He even has me ghost write his news posts too! And he barely even pays me to do so!

Want me to change his sig?

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:04 am

Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Case in point right there. He even has me ghost write his news posts too! And he barely even pays me to do so!

Want me to change his sig?

And his profile pic. Surprise us! He deserves it after all he's put us through, claiming us as his minions!

PS: Screenshot it so that way even if he does manage to do something for himself, we will always be able to look and remember :lol:

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:11 am

Well, that's me caught up. No spillage either.

(I just keep all cups, bottles, and mugs far away from the laptop.)

Time to look at my nemesis Burn for a bit to motivate me for the day.

Just so: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=327

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:59 am

Stealing my FB profile pic, shame on you! :-P

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:06 am

Burn wrote:Stealing my FB profile pic, shame on you!

...have we met?

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:38 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:I love that you're hangin' out in this thread Maximo, honestly, having you here makes this thread 869.65% funnier

That's pretty impressive, but 869.65 x 0 is still 0.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:43 am

Hellscream9999 wrote:*sigh*

Wish N.Maximo was here, he's much funnier than Burn and his meme's

Yo mamma's funnier than Burn's memes.

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:51 am

What the hell happened while I was sleeping??? Why are we blaming Va'al???

Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work

Sounds like Mindmaster, only with the fire breathing bit.

Aww, wot?

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:19 am

Mindmaster wrote:What the hell happened while I was sleeping??? Why are we blaming Va'al???

Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:But that would require doing work, and we all know Screamer just enjoys standing around, breathing fire, scorching the carpet, and using others for his dirty work

Sounds like Mindmaster, only with the fire breathing bit.

Aww, wot?

Well, in the little time when it was Burn, Screamer and me, we insulted Stalker, threw some insults at each other, attempted to make Va'al spit up his juice, Burn changed by sig and then my profile pic to Grumpy cat, we determined screamer gets everyone else to do his dirty work, and then we all went to sleep!

In other news: Va'al has smartened up and is staying away from computers while handling beverages

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:06 pm

BREAKING NEWS...

Tragic news today, as the free people of Seibertron have lost their chosen hero to the ever growing civil war. Rook and his Freedom Battalion movement have been crushed by Team Burn in a unorthodox covert administrative operation. Late last night Team Burn infiltrated Cobotron's (Rook's second in command) account and laid waste to his signature. Most consider this an abuse of power and are outraged by this tragic turn of events.
When asked to comment, Hellscream, the last surviving member of the Freedom Battalion said this:

Hellscream wrote:Burn, you son of a ! You have not seen the last of our movement. No longer will you and your puppet master Stalker terrorize the free people of Seibertron. I and the last members of the RFB will now side with Va'alpha Bravo and bring an end to your reign of terror!
FOR ROOK!
FOR FREEDOM!
FOR ALPHA BRAVO!