The Energon Pub

News Credits: 293 · by **shajaki** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:23 pm

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:24 pm

Boy, this place has taken a strange turn while I was away...

*backs out slowly*

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:28 pm

Burn wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Are we sure it is not you Burn who hates meat?

Trust me, I eat that stuff like it's going out of fashion.
I do not lead a healthy lifestyle. This war will end with a heart attack

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:33 pm

carytheone wrote:Va'al, you're at odds with yourself. On one side you're a lot of fun; the other side not so much.

DMax, just so you know - wine and whisky are always on tap down here!

I'll be headed on down to visit then!

Screamer: just go with it. ride the waves dude!

Burn: I love me meats too, and don't worry: We will end the war and then during the endgame celebrations you will die of a heart attack :lol:

And Va'al: don't even start pulling out the furmanisms. Everything must have an end eventually :lol:

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:00 pm

What we've got here is...failure... to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he GETS it!

I don't like it anymore than you men. Or Mindmaster.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:26 am

This is the sort of meal you can look forward to under Va'al and Alpha Bravo.

Ask yourself, do you really want to live in a world without bacon? A world where every day is Monday?

Burn and Stalker.

We like bacon.

And Fridays.

We just don't like you.

But at least we believe in bacon.

And we're honest.

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:49 am

I can get behind that slogan, besides, I'm a strong believer in #predatorscombineftw 8-)

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:50 am

Bribing people with bacon??? What has this war fallen into??? We need to bribe with BACON???? (I love bacon though.....)

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:56 am

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Bribing people with bacon??? What has this war fallen into??? We need to bribe with BACON???? (I love bacon though.....)

I am a firm believer in bacon for all.

If you do not want the bacon, that is your decision.

It is simply more bacon for me.

:-D

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:06 am

Using bacon as a bargaining tool in a war of ideals seemingly without end (as Va'al puts it)? That's a whole new level of darkness right there

News Credits: 174 · by **Hellscream9999** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:10 am

Well, this is Burn we're talking about after all :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:19 am

Dude. It's BACON.

BACON.

And you're making an issue out of it?

Seriously, BACON

What sort of person are you to be questioning the motives of BACON?

Can't we all just get along and enjoy BACON?

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:14 am

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:28 am

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:29 am

Go and sit in your vegetable garden with your silly little Alpha Bravo and his toaster mate.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:36 am

Burn wrote:Go and sit in your vegetable garden with your silly little Alpha Bravo and his toaster mate.

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News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:42 pm

Is this the end of the war I see?

"Soon" there will be toast. We already have a brick of bacon.

Will the avacado, salt and pepper representatives please step forward?

It's only a matter of time before the delicious sandwich of peace is completed.

The tricky negotiations will be fairly dividing the sammich among the nations.

Or is all of this just a clever lunchtime ruse?

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:47 pm

Speaking of lunch, just had some pretty good spicy chicken sandwiches. Would've been better had I not spilled my glass of milk beforehand. :BLACKEYE:

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:51 pm

In the end, the blood flows will cease, the vegetarians and the meat eaters will love each other again, and the signature of peace shall be inscribed in the most noble food of them all: Chocolate. That's right, Chocolate. The sweetest delicacy in the world, shared by all. The ultimate signature of peace in our time.

CHOCOLATE