The Energon Pub

My bets on Squawkbox.

Bet away!

In the tech specs, Grand Slam and Raindance look slightly superior to Squawktalk and Beastbox, especially in intelligence and skill. That might give them the win in a physical fight.

All these four cassettes specialise in information, recordings, sound and music. The Decepticons like to make negative-sounding music, which could dismay and/or anger the Autobots. Perhaps most crucially, they would have detailed files on each other. These would reveal hidden weaknesses that could be exploited. I would hazard a guess that their knowledge of the current state of play would be crucial to the outcome of this contest.