Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Jar Axel wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Sonic wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Sonic wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Jar Axel wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*
*smacks halo with a tampoon*
O hell
Take cover; Ever man for himself
*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*
In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.
*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust
I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!
Ballslammerific.
I think some things rolled under those cars.

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]
I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.
Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]
I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]
exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]
That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]
And mine as well
*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*
Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]
I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.
host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.
*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*
AAAAAGH!
*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *
AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]
*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*
chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]
*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee!