The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]You crazy Sweed.

Sweeds arn't crazy; Now Dutch on the other hand.....

"Freaky deaky Dutch Basterd"

Ultrafine Print:
This post was made in jest and was not intended to insult the Dutch people in any way. No Dutch were harmed in the making of this post

heh

1. I live in Iowa. Not Sweden.
2. That was German. Not Swedish.
3. The Dutch are crazy-ish. Not Swedish.
4. So just say no to Swedish things.
5. Exept Swedish Fish candy. Which are made in Canada anyway.
6. List are not exiting.

I tried to exit a list once. Didn't work out too well.

Lists are fun

PW
Halo
Locust
Sonic
BB
Me
um "that new guy"

see I made a list

Major Characters from Sonic CD:
1. Sonic
2. Amy
3. Dr. Robotnik
4. Metal Sonic

Well...that was....exiting....

I bet. I can feel the euphoria.

you psychic vampire.

I don't drink blood. I am offended.

Psychic vampires feed on people's auras and emotions. No blood invlved[/quote]
I learn something new every day! Have a cookie.[/quote]

I never really understood what a psychic vampire got out of absorbing emotions. If your victim is freaking out and you're feeding off it, isn't that pretty much like eating an omelette that's on fire?[/quote]
I'd pay to see that done.[/quote]

What exactly would you be willing to pay [/quote]
No more than $15. I'm cheap like that.[/quote]
That much!?[/quote]
truely she must be loaded.[/quote]
Yeah, I'm loaded with ca$h. Word.

[UFO]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

[Psycho Warrior]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

[UFO]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

[The Happy Locust]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

[Halo]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

[UFO]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

[Psycho Warrior]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

[UFO]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

WHOOP! WHOOP! Please run screaming in circles like an idiot! Thank you.

[The Happy Locust]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

[UFO]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

Or...even normal fuctioning person.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

there's a reason for that. Yick.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Sonic"]*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

there's a reason for that. Yick. [/quote]


*Anti obsenity swatt*
"Dammit he's at it agian; Bring the rain people"
*Several laser target finders pepper Locust's backside in preperation for an airstrike*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"]*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

there's a reason for that. Yick. [/quote]


*Anti obsenity swatt*
"Dammit he's at it agian; Bring the rain people"
*Several laser target finders pepper Locust's backside in preperation for an airstrike*[/quote]
woah it's like that scene from predator 2

[UFO]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"]*Bodyslams a toaster*

Appliance brutality! *the blenders and oven attack Sonic*

*Oven shuts my head in mailbox repeated times*
Aaargh!

The brave little toaster kicks ass.

Sounds like what my sister and my bro-in-law were doing. My sister was beating him up (playing, of course) so I jokingly yell "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!". At which point I hear my bro-in-law scream Charlie horse. My response: "THAT WAS AN OBSERVATION, NOT AN ORDER!"

You've just given me some ideas.

Break out the armor and blast sheilds people!

*armors up*

WHOOP! WHOOP! This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! I repeat, This is not a drill! Halo has an idea! Please flee your homes in a paniced nonorderly manner.

I'll prepstr got incoming disaster the way my family always does.

*Locust goes ass-up, drops his pants, and holds out a paddle*

For some reason, no disaster ever comes near us.

there's a reason for that. Yick. [/quote]


*Anti obsenity swatt*
"Dammit he's at it agian; Bring the rain people"
*Several laser target finders pepper Locust's backside in preperation for an airstrike*[/quote]
woah it's like that scene from predator 2[/quote]
Aaahhh...Just another refersing clip from a movie I haven't seen.

[Psycho Warrior]

*after spending a nour of messing with AOL's security edition PW finally reapears*
Jesus christ I hate AOL. Bill Gates be damned.

[UFO]

*after spending a nour of messing with AOL's security edition PW finally reapears*
Jesus christ I hate AOL. Bill Gates be damned.

Bill Gates: Oh nos!! Teh pain!eleven!1!

[The Happy Locust]

*after spending a nour of messing with AOL's security edition PW finally reapears*
Jesus christ I hate AOL. Bill Gates be damned.

Bill Gates: Oh nos!! Teh pain!eleven!1!

Funny. Bill Gates has nothing to do with AOL.

[Halo]

*after spending a nour of messing with AOL's security edition PW finally reapears*
Jesus christ I hate AOL. Bill Gates be damned.

Bill Gates: Oh nos!! Teh pain!eleven!1!

Funny. Bill Gates has nothing to do with AOL.

Zing.

[Psycho Warrior]

*after spending a nour of messing with AOL's security edition PW finally reapears*
Jesus christ I hate AOL. Bill Gates be damned.

Bill Gates: Oh nos!! Teh pain!eleven!1!

Funny. Bill Gates has nothing to do with AOL.

Zing.

Right then, I was just interested in smiting someone.

[Halo]

Word. B-)

[Shadowman]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

[The Happy Locust]

Hey, what's red and blue and green all over

Randy: What?

I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.

*BA-DUM-TSH!*

I'll be here all week folks.

*Locust walks in flaring his green wings and with his red exoskeleton splattered in blue paint*

Did someone just make fun of my species' mating rituals?