The Energon Pub

[UFO]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Anime_Fangirl"]I thought Jibblies were male-specific?

it's just a nonsense word that sounds dirty.

Where do you think a great many modern vulgaritys came from

Adding "ies" or "icles" to any word makes it sound dirty. Or oddly hilarious.

like how saying 'without my pants' at the end of each sentance can make something funny. and dirty

*tries it on Mom* Hey, you're right.

i hope that was in reference to the noun and not the verb.

Halo made PW laugh.

Win!

FINISH HIM! *dun dun dun!*

Nah, I'm too lazy right now. I've just power memorized, like, 4 pieces of music for the pre-game show. I'm exhausted.[/quote]
aw... okay. Minions! Kill! *little stinky goblins with big ears rip Randy to bits*[/quote]

*Locust sits on the sidelines wearing nothing but sunglasses and a towel.*

What? My thong's at the dry cleaners.[/quote]
*looks around, there are no survivors besides himself and Locust*
thankfully for me I wallow in filth all day or I'd be dead too.[/quote]
I order you to take a bath.[/quote]

Not until it rains.

*spots rainclouds forming*

darn...[/quote]
THE GODS ORDER YOU!

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Anime_Fangirl"]I thought Jibblies were male-specific?

it's just a nonsense word that sounds dirty.

Where do you think a great many modern vulgaritys came from

Adding "ies" or "icles" to any word makes it sound dirty. Or oddly hilarious.

like how saying 'without my pants' at the end of each sentance can make something funny. and dirty

*tries it on Mom* Hey, you're right.

i hope that was in reference to the noun and not the verb.

Halo made PW laugh.

Win!

FINISH HIM! *dun dun dun!*

Nah, I'm too lazy right now. I've just power memorized, like, 4 pieces of music for the pre-game show. I'm exhausted.[/quote]
aw... okay. Minions! Kill! *little stinky goblins with big ears rip Randy to bits*[/quote]

*Locust sits on the sidelines wearing nothing but sunglasses and a towel.*

What? My thong's at the dry cleaners.[/quote]
*looks around, there are no survivors besides himself and Locust*
thankfully for me I wallow in filth all day or I'd be dead too.[/quote]
I order you to take a bath.[/quote]

Not until it rains.

*spots rainclouds forming*

darn...[/quote]
THE GODS ORDER YOU![/quote]

Since when have I ever listened to them? Besides, if you look at all the old art, the Gods were nudists.

*heavenly choir and beam of sunlight shine on locust*

They know what I'm saying.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Senor Hugo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Anime_Fangirl"]I thought Jibblies were male-specific?

it's just a nonsense word that sounds dirty.

Where do you think a great many modern vulgaritys came from

Adding "ies" or "icles" to any word makes it sound dirty. Or oddly hilarious.

like how saying 'without my pants' at the end of each sentance can make something funny. and dirty

*tries it on Mom* Hey, you're right.

i hope that was in reference to the noun and not the verb.

Halo made PW laugh.

Win!

FINISH HIM! *dun dun dun!*

Nah, I'm too lazy right now. I've just power memorized, like, 4 pieces of music for the pre-game show. I'm exhausted.[/quote]
aw... okay. Minions! Kill! *little stinky goblins with big ears rip Randy to bits*[/quote]

*Locust sits on the sidelines wearing nothing but sunglasses and a towel.*

What? My thong's at the dry cleaners.[/quote]
*looks around, there are no survivors besides himself and Locust*
thankfully for me I wallow in filth all day or I'd be dead too.[/quote]
I order you to take a bath.[/quote]

Not until it rains.

*spots rainclouds forming*

darn...[/quote]
THE GODS ORDER YOU![/quote]

Since when have I ever listened to them? Besides, if you look at all the old art, the Gods were nudists.

*heavenly choir and beam of sunlight shine on locust*

They know what I'm saying.[/quote]
It's like they respect us for the very thing others dispise us for. Namely filth and sleeze

[Blast Cannon]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

[Senor Hugo]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

[Blast Cannon]

You are absurd.

[The Happy Locust]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

[Halo]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

[UFO]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

'Tis M'Lady, 'tis.

[Psycho Warrior]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

'Tis M'Lady, 'tis.

That's sig worthy.

[Halo]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

'Tis M'Lady, 'tis.

That's sig worthy.

Why are you so shocked?

[The Happy Locust]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

'Tis M'Lady, 'tis.

That's sig worthy.

Why are you so shocked?

You think that's sig worthy, you should see what i said about PW in the Person above you thread.

[Halo]

Why the bloody hell do you repeatedly quote one another to a ridiculous extent?

He broke the chain! To me my robot ninjas!

-robot ninjas appear-

Never question the quote lines. For we are the overloads, the ones who can destroy a page merely by existing within it.

Ooh, that's deep.

'Tis M'Lady, 'tis.

That's sig worthy.

Why are you so shocked?

You think that's sig worthy, you should see what i said about PW in the Person above you thread.

Locust, you're my hero.

[Blast Cannon]

Oh dear.

[Halo]

Oh dear.

What have we done now?

[Blast Cannon]

What haven't you done?

[Halo]

What haven't you done?

Recently, sleep.

[Blast Cannon]

To be fair, Seibertron's General Discussion area has gotten a little bit more fun lately.

[Psycho Warrior]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

[The Happy Locust]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

[Halo]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

[Psycho Warrior]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

[Halo]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

[UFO]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

[Psycho Warrior]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.