Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Tweezy wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"]
Oh...the denture paste candy...oh...
That, or the "flatmeat" surprise.
How old is that meat?
It's usually pretty fresh. Only been out since last rush hour.
Why you so stupid? You no hungry for Hot Pockets, you hungry for flat meat!
Next Test! You! Steal elastic from underwear! GO!
GO MAN! THERE"S NO TIME!
I'm going to go to my bunker and pretend this never happened.
NO...DON'T GO INTO THAT BUNKER... IT'S BEEN TAKEN OVER BY RARE AND THE NINTENDO 64
*...*
...
*Locust runs towards the bunker with arms wide open*
This better be funny.[/quote]
*Kicks open the door and steps out holding a minigun*
"I'm Baaack"
*Opens fire on Locust at point blank range*[/quote]
AAGH! Wait, I'm okay. Man you're a bad shot.
*Locust feels a large puddle of blood under his toes and starts to panic. The panic is mollified when he notices the many bullet-ridden Randies standing behind him. *
Phew...[/quote]
Naw you always save the best for last
*Pulls a colt 45 and emties all six rounds into Locust's forhead*[/quote]
At least those holes cool you off in this hot weather.[/quote]
This will not end well.
*An X-ray shows the six bullets still ricocheting along the inside of the Locust's skull.*
AH-AH---AH CHOO!
*Six bullets fire from Locust's nostrils, only to embed themselves in some passing Randies*[/quote]
Always knew you were a bit "hollow" Locust
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he cannot be seen. he cannnot be smelt. beware, for he is right behind you.[/quote]
It comes with the territory. When you're the youngest of 520,273 kids, there's just not that much mass to go around.[/quote]
I know the feeling![/quote]
How?!?[/quote]
It could either be referring to a large extended family, a lack of mass, or a complete hollowness to his brain.[/quote]
It's the same when you have to stay in your room for fear of two larger half brothers.[/quote]
I'm lucky that I only have 1 younger brother.[/quote]
Could be worse. Try having 1 younger sister.[/quote]
I know your pain[/quote]
That's something I'd never want.[/quote]
little sisters are the true evils of this world.
