The Energon Pub

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Rodimus Lantern"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm very angry right now.

any reason or you just feel like seeing red gushy stuff?

If that's the case then have a Slurpee

You just made me feel marginally better. Thanks.

comfort foods help.

like cake and brownies.

if it's healthy, it only makes you feel worse.

or others in the case of beans.

Wait so your saying I shouldn't have eaten that 1000oz can of Refried Beans for dinner?

Wait a minute I feel something moving inside of me.....

That's a tape worm. they don't talk much but they play a mean kazoo.

Ah okay. I think I'll name him Tapey[/quote]

I'm conducting research on the Tape Worm society

May I shrink down to microscopic size and invade your bowels?[/quote]
only if you wipe your feet first.[/quote]
Like the man said. Btw I swallowed a quarter in 1996 and it hasn't come out. Let me know if you find it.[/quote]
That's one way to ask for your change.[/quote]
I bet it dissolved in the stomach acid.[/quote]
BLASPHEMY!

There is no acid in one's stomach!It would kill a man!

Now help me pack my bathing suit, I plan to take a dive.....[/quote]
here's your anvil, go for it.[/quote]
See you in the afterlife.[/quote]
I hope he doesn't mind I drained the pool to clean it for his big dive.I mean I'd hate him to dive into dirty water.[/quote]
How terribly nice of you PW!

[Halo]

[quote="Rodimus Lantern"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Rodimus Lantern"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm very angry right now.

any reason or you just feel like seeing red gushy stuff?

If that's the case then have a Slurpee

You just made me feel marginally better. Thanks.

comfort foods help.

like cake and brownies.

if it's healthy, it only makes you feel worse.

or others in the case of beans.

Wait so your saying I shouldn't have eaten that 1000oz can of Refried Beans for dinner?

Wait a minute I feel something moving inside of me.....

That's a tape worm. they don't talk much but they play a mean kazoo.

Ah okay. I think I'll name him Tapey[/quote]

I'm conducting research on the Tape Worm society

May I shrink down to microscopic size and invade your bowels?[/quote]
only if you wipe your feet first.[/quote]
Like the man said. Btw I swallowed a quarter in 1996 and it hasn't come out. Let me know if you find it.[/quote]
That's one way to ask for your change.[/quote]
I bet it dissolved in the stomach acid.[/quote]
BLASPHEMY!

There is no acid in one's stomach!It would kill a man!

Now help me pack my bathing suit, I plan to take a dive.....[/quote]
here's your anvil, go for it.[/quote]
See you in the afterlife.[/quote]
I hope he doesn't mind I drained the pool to clean it for his big dive.I mean I'd hate him to dive into dirty water.[/quote]
How terribly nice of you PW! [/quote]
He deserves a cookie for that.

[Psycho Warrior]

He deserves a cookie for that.

Yay! Cookie! *eats his oreo knock off*

[The Happy Locust]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

[Psycho Warrior]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

[Psycho Warrior]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

[Halo]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

Well say hello to my latest incarnation....

Mecha Uber Asian Randy with a rocket launcher in his ass!

[Tweezy]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

Well say hello to my latest incarnation....

Mecha Uber Asian Randy with a rocket launcher in his ass!

This can only mean quality family entertainment!

[Psycho Warrior]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

Well say hello to my latest incarnation....

Mecha Uber Asian Randy with a rocket launcher in his ass!

This can only mean quality family entertainment!

even more so when randy got the raccoon stuck in his pants.

[The Happy Locust]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

[Halo]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

[The Happy Locust]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

[Psycho Warrior]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

[Psycho Warrior]

I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.[/quote]

Then you won't mind me hiding his corpse at your place, right?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.[/quote]

Then you won't mind me hiding his corpse at your place, right?[/quote]
you can try to bribe her. that's how my arm wound up on her wall.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.[/quote]

Then you won't mind me hiding his corpse at your place, right?[/quote]
you can try to bribe her. that's how my arm wound up on her wall.[/quote]
If Santa dies, you die.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.[/quote]

Then you won't mind me hiding his corpse at your place, right?[/quote]
you can try to bribe her. that's how my arm wound up on her wall.[/quote]
If Santa dies, you die.[/quote]

Randy, start up the cloner, I'll need a backup copy of myself in a minute.....

-throws the lifeless shell that was once Santa and runs-

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]I don't believe in cookies. I believe in nooky.

*Locust eats a bag of Cookie knockoffs from a bag labeled "nooky" *

That's good nooky.

You're getting a big lump of smoal for next christmas.

Remember the time we screwed with the cloner?

Yeah, I remember camel randy.

Good times.

I was more impressed by Camel Toe Randy.

*shows a picture of Randy with a camel's leg for a head*

I hear crickets in the background.

I get the feeling my act is dying.

Like santa in japan.

Santa is in Japan?

-dons my samurai armor-

That jackass never gave me BW Silverbolt!! He shall pay!

Or in the same room with BYG[/quote]
Santa is my homeboy.[/quote]

Then you won't mind me hiding his corpse at your place, right?[/quote]
you can try to bribe her. that's how my arm wound up on her wall.[/quote]
If Santa dies, you die.[/quote]

Randy, start up the cloner, I'll need a backup copy of myself in a minute.....

-throws the lifeless shell that was once Santa and runs-[/quote]
It's not to late.

*rushes santa into his backalley hospital and santa is alive again*

Santa: *crying* I am horror clause!

[The Happy Locust]

*a demon clown with a head of red and blue fire rides in on a flaming clown car. *

Beware the Locust Rider!

[Psycho Warrior]

*a demon clown with a head of red and blue fire rides in on a flaming clown car. *

Beware the Locust Rider!

sweet tooth from twisted metal!