The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

[Psycho Warrior]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

[Rodimus_Lantern]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

But I thought you needed an IQ of 30 or less to work at Bk thus eliminating both of those things.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

But I thought you needed an IQ of 30 or less to work at Bk thus eliminating both of those things.

True, but you also need to have actual training to work there

We just let Randys play around until they get it right...

[Rodimus_Lantern]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

But I thought you needed an IQ of 30 or less to work at Bk thus eliminating both of those things.

True, but you also need to have actual training to work there

We just let Randys play around until they get it right...

But the traing goes like this....
You sweep the floors. You mop the floors. You but the buns in the warmer. You flip burgers. You put fries in basket push button then when the basket comes up dump the fries into the tray then place into containers...etc.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

But I thought you needed an IQ of 30 or less to work at Bk thus eliminating both of those things.

True, but you also need to have actual training to work there

We just let Randys play around until they get it right...

But the traing goes like this....
You sweep the floors. You mop the floors. You but the buns in the warmer. You flip burgers. You put fries in basket push button then when the basket comes up dump the fries into the tray then place into containers...etc.

Such responsibilities would destroy a Randy's simple mind

[Rodimus_Lantern]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]MUSH! MUSH! HURRY UP!

*Locust passes by on a dogsled pulled by fourty-eight chihuahuas. *

Why are you hauling cement bricks?

For the smileys... how else do you think that those little smileys are able to bang their tiny yellow heads on those tiny cenent walls. He's just delivering the latest supply... why... without him... we wouldn't be able to express our frustration with

I always wondered were those came from. Does Locust build the walls too?

No, they're built by tiny men wearing tiny hard hats.

Like the guys in the Burger King Commercial....
Ha I knew they were real. Looks like I just won a bet.

nah, these are tiny randys. those thiny BK guys need things like; 'health insurence' and 'fair living conditions'

But I thought you needed an IQ of 30 or less to work at Bk thus eliminating both of those things.

True, but you also need to have actual training to work there

We just let Randys play around until they get it right...

But the traing goes like this....
You sweep the floors. You mop the floors. You but the buns in the warmer. You flip burgers. You put fries in basket push button then when the basket comes up dump the fries into the tray then place into containers...etc.

Such responsibilities would destroy a Randy's simple mind[/quote]
Ah I see I thought they could obey simple commands.
But if that's true how can they build the walls?

[UFO]

But if that's true how can they build the walls?

With hammers.
To disipline them with.

(I'm at school, I want this pic, so I'm gonna put it here until I get home.)

[Rodimus_Lantern]

But if that's true how can they build the walls?

With hammers.

To disipline them with.

So your beating them with hammers because they can't do a simple task but how are the walls still being built.

[Halo]

I love snow days.

[Psycho Warrior]

But if that's true how can they build the walls?

With hammers.
To disipline them with.

(I'm at school, I want this pic, so I'm gonna put it here until I get home.)

Qoute saved for hilarity.

[UFO]

But if that's true how can they build the walls?

With hammers.
To disipline them with.

(I'm at school, I want this pic, so I'm gonna put it here until I get home.)

Qoute saved for hilarity.

Oh yeah, that. I had a Photoshop Pic I put there. It was too big so I got rid of it and not the parenthesized text.
I resized it.

[The Happy Locust]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

[Psycho Warrior]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

[Halo]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

[Psycho Warrior]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

[UFO]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

[Psycho Warrior]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

[UFO]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

[The Happy Locust]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

[Halo]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

[The Happy Locust]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

[Halo]

I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]I think I'm stoned. My vision is impaired and everything else looks weird.

*Locust stumbles away with a pointy rock lodged in his brain*

Woah, Locust you trippin. Gimmie some of that rock.

I don't think that's sanitary.

What's not sanitary about driving a rock through your head?

He got his squishy bug brain all over it.

That's what adds the kick to it.

Erm...Giggety?

*Locust yanks rock out of head. Locust's entire brain comes out with the rock*

I thought we had an understanding, brainy!

Brain- You promised me more caffeine, man!

Angry brains can be scary.

at least yours doesn't have teeth.

Ouchies.[/quote]
*authorities knock on locust's door*

Mr. Locust we're here to tell you you must have your brain put down. It mauled a 2 year old and she is sueing you for damages.