Psycho Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:Sonic wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Sonic wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Sonic wrote:Halo wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo's shot me too many times. I have a lead immunity.
Which is why all my bullets are made of Teflon now.
Leaves no sticky mess!
because bullets are so hard to clean.
You guys always complain even when I clean the bullets for you. Really, does industrial strength cleaners and polishers really sting that much? And those bullet's are ever so shiny in those ventricles.
Well the warning on the bottles say don't swallow or get them in your eyes. The bullet eating contest was ruined.
Damn mass produced label warnings...
Well we started to worry when contestant number 3 starting crying blood and sweating gravy.
Last time I sweated gravy they tied me up und threw me on a huge pile of volcano shaped mashed potatos. My landing was very soft.
Sounds like fun.
yeah but potatoes up your nose ain't.[/quote]
Says you.
*Locust inhales through his mouth, inflating like a balloon. With a tremendous effort, he pops a pair of potatoes out of his nose at bullet-speeds. *
these potatoes mash you.