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by **JaAm** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:32 am

step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.

Acting suspicious around red alert.

Tell a fangirl that starscream sucks.

Make Mr. Spock jokes around Shockwave.

try to put a Marilyn Manson Tape into soundwave's altmode. If he survive's he'll #%&$ing kill you.

Ask prime where his trailer goes. The truth is so complicated, your brain will explode.

Being Happy around Dirge.

Recomending that Unicron should go on a diet.

Just meet movie bonecrusher.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeysie** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:31 am

JaAm wrote:step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.

Yes, that is a good way to die.

by **JaAm** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:12 pm

Jeysie wrote:
JaAm wrote:step on an ant...

...right next to an insecticon.

Yes, that is a good way to die.

Ohhhh... I thought that sounded familar!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 pm

Picking a fight with any G1 Human!

by **Glitcher** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:26 pm

Toss Megatron out a shuttle.

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 pm

JaAm wrote:Tell a fangirl that starscream sucks.

LOL! True that!! :))

JaAm wrote:try to put a Marilyn Manson Tape into soundwave's altmode. If he survive's he'll #%&$ing kill you.

And I would not one bit blame him either! Manson sucks!

JaAm wrote:Just meet movie bonecrusher.

LOL!

Yer funny! Hell, this whole thread is a sure way to laugh!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:30 pm

Tell Wheely you don't want to be his friend

Go up to Blaster and try to rub his Rubsign

Go and try to activate Movie Scorponoks gimik

Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:31 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.

Ohmy! *falls outta her chair, laughing*

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:54 pm

Pyrostrata wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Tell Cybertron Megatron that he looks like a Gay imitation of Unicron.

Ohmy! *falls outta her chair, laughing*

Ah, I still have what it takes.

News Credits: 8 · by **Electron** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:00 pm

Tell scourge hes a Cross dresser

Ask any Gestalt team member if there gay because they sure seem to enjoy combining, with the others

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:11 pm

Electron wrote:Ask any Gestalt team member if there gay because they sure seem to enjoy combining, with the others

Yep...that'll make ya good and dead....on a molecular level! :grin:

by **Optimist Prime** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:20 pm

Go up to Megatron and say, "Pardon me sir, is that a giant phallus on your arm? Over-compensating a little?"

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:21 pm

Help the Decepticons enslave your planet (Con's won't kill ya, but your fellow slaves might).

If you are a resident of any planet between Lithone and Cybertron.

Put a blind fold on Trypticon.

Sneak into Optimus' trailer before he transforms.

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:22 pm

Actually telling Galvatron he's nuttier than a fruitcake.

hell, just uttering a word to Galvatron could get you shot, depending on whether you have reached the nominally-sane-version or the queen-bunghole-of-the-universe-version! :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:52 am

TaiPoh wrote:that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

Actually, it is Dreamwave, at least this one.

Anyhoo, more suicide..Mention the word Go-Bot.
It doesn't matter which TF you talk to, you're dead.

by **greenbee** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:34 am

Sherade wrote:
TaiPoh wrote:that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

Actually, it is Dreamwave, at least this one.

Anyhoo, more suicide..Mention the word Go-Bot.
It doesn't matter which TF you talk to, you're dead.

true! how about taking a case to the quintteson court! your dead for sure!

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:52 am

Finding a lost tape deck in the desert & insisting to bring it back to the Arc.

Living in resedence on one of the city-formers.

Go on a mission with Waspinator.

Making out with Megan Fox on top of Bumblebee always comes back to bite you in the ass.

Sure way to get yourself killed? Agree to go along with any scheme devised by any incarnation of Megatron.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:06 am

NEW EXTREME SPORT:
Swimming with Sharkticons.

by **JaAm** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:30 pm

This may be a little of topic, but I wonder what a TF Jack@$$ would be like...

:-?

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:23 pm

Asking G1 Cyclonus if he really is the brother of the Easter Bunny.

Mistaking Starscream for a girl.

Playing "WILL he eat it?!!" games with Unicron, and then throwing stuff at him to see if he actually would eat it.

Telling one of the protoform Movie Transformers that their comet altmode reminds you of something that you just scooped out of the cat's litterbox.

by **JaAm** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:24 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:Playing "WILL he eat it?!!" games with Unicron, and then throwing stuff at him to see if he actually would eat it.

You know, if I was Unicron, all you'd have to do was cover your entire your entire planet in tarter sauce and you'd be safe.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:28 pm

Short change swindle.
be in 1 when they transform
be called wheelie hey id kill myself if i had that name.
calling a sweep scurge would piss scourge off
be perceptors guinea pig.
its late i'm going to bed.

by **JaAm** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:32 pm

munkimus prime wrote:be called wheelie hey id kill myself if i had that name.

The problem isn't with his name. The problem is the way he talks.

by **GremlinGrimlock** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:58 pm

Solo attack on omnicron........

by **Scalpel** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:13 am

Damolisher wrote:*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...

God Damolisher you really hate that dude. You take every chance you can to dis him. Though from what all I've read about him he deserves it.

Stare at Breakdown. Sing "Don't worry, be happy" around Dead End.

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