The Energon Pub

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:28 am

Ironhidensh wrote:Are you even old enough to shave? For me, high school was a long ass time ago. I don't remember what my body was doing way back when.

16, so yeah, some stubble. I just hate the look of half grown facial hair, it looks ridiculous (not in the: I haven't shaved for two days and I still look awesome way, the OMG that's such a stupid half-done mustache way).

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:35 am

Since we're on facial hair, let me take a little survey here. What facial hair do you each have?

by **wilcosu35** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:48 am

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:01 am

Wow, you and I have the same hair and facial hair color. But I'm fatter than you. >:oP

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:42 am

De Vennep!

Me? Beard. Trimmed. Kinda.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:26 pm

I have the "I'm a lazy bum and only shave (clean sweep of face) one or twice a week" look. I'm really only garunteed to shave very Sunday before church.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:35 pm

I'm to much of a dandy to not shave.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:49 pm

I fall under the No facial hair category.

Now...What facial hair do you want?

Full goatee

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:20 am

Madeus Prime wrote:I fall under the No facial hair category.

Now...What facial hair do you want?

Full bushy beard
Full trimmed beard
Full goatee
Disconnected goatee
Van Dyke beard
Mustache
Mutton chops
Constant heavy stubble
Constant light stubble
Chin stubble
No facial hair
Something else

What's a 'disconnected goatee'?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:21 am

I mean... Does it hoover under your head?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:38 am

RhA wrote:What's a 'disconnected goatee'?

It's the one where you have a mustache and a goatee but they don't quite connect. I don't know what else to call it.

I have to edit the list anyway...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:33 am

Disconnected goatee (from over a decade ago)

Not sure what you call this particular beard. Had it last year, tried it again last week, got rid of it quickly.

What I normally have (and have had for close to 20 odd years)

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:45 am

Burn wrote:Not sure what you call this particular beard. Had it last year, tried it again last week, got rid of it quickly.

We'll call it 'The Michael Moore'.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:55 am

RhA wrote:
Burn wrote:Not sure what you call this particular beard. Had it last year, tried it again last week, got rid of it quickly.

We'll call it 'The Michael Moore'.

Ouch. What did Burn ever do to you to deserve that?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:05 am

Burn wrote:

If you had long hair and had it in a ponytail, you'd look kinda like Penn Jillette. >:oP

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:46 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:Since we're on facial hair, let me take a little survey here. What facial hair do you each have?

Full bushy beard
Full trimmed beard
Goatee
Van Dyke beard
Mustache
Fu Manchu
Mutton chops
Constant heavy stubble
Constant light stubble
Chin stubble
No facial hair
Something else

The first one for a month or two, then I get annoyed by it and trim it down to the second one.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:53 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
If you had long hair and had it in a ponytail, you'd look kinda like Penn Jillette.

He should grow his hair out. Just to see how it looks. And post pictures.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:57 pm

Aw man, Penn's looking so weird after he lost all that weight, he went from Gaben to Drew Carey (from a few years ago).

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:27 pm

I can't grow it out, if I do, because of how it curls I end up with Krusty the Clown hair.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:28 pm

Old thread is gone?,That kinda sucks, but whatever I guess. Oh look, Burn with a kitten!

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:35 pm

I have the full trimmed beard. Mgoing for a Sean Connery look. That man's beard is not of this Earth.

P.S. What happened to the other five-hundred and some odd pages?

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:59 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:I have the full trimmed beard. Going for a Sean Connery look. That man's beard is not of this Earth.

I just watched Hunt For Red October. Manly movie. Best Connery beard ever. That movie and The Rock.

P.S. What happened to the other five-hundred and some odd pages?

It broke the board so it had to go. Too much boobage. >:oP

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:11 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote: Too much boobage.

i didn't think there was such a thing...... :-?

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:19 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:I have the full trimmed beard. Going for a Sean Connery look. That man's beard is not of this Earth.
I just watched Hunt For Red October. Manly movie. Best Connery beard ever. That movie and The Rock.
P.S. What happened to the other five-hundred and some odd pages?
It broke the board so it had to go. Too much boobage.

First world problems, am I right?

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:22 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:I have the full trimmed beard. Going for a Sean Connery look. That man's beard is not of this Earth.
I just watched Hunt For Red October. Manly movie. Best Connery beard ever. That movie and The Rock.
P.S. What happened to the other five-hundred and some odd pages?
It broke the board so it had to go. Too much boobage.

First world problems, am I right?