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News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:35 pm

I found this attached to a webcomic I read:

Bratz: THE MOVIE.

What kind of loving God would allow this?!?! :sad:

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:41 pm

See, and here I thought you were talking about American Idol, the plethora of other crappy reality TV shows, the crap hollywood has been churning out for the last decade, the fixation on watching other people live their lives, our lazy attitudes, and hippies.

But yes, BRats: The Movie is equally as retarded.

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:24 pm

I fear to click the link. I'm afraid I may inadvertently end existance. :shock:

by **Tweezy** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:27 pm

I remember that movie. I was forced to watch it with my little sister once! it was painful beyond words! I try not to think about it! *goes and cries in fetal position* :sad:

News Credits: 10 · by **JazZeke** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:30 pm

I saw the traler for this when I went to see Shrek. *weeps* Perhaps we SHOULD just let Al Qaida wipe up out.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:31 pm

Ah yes, teaching the values of growing up whore. Niiice.

...there's no hope for mankind.

by **Evil Phil** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:50 pm

...

Godammit Hollywood.

News Credits: 1 · by **Cheetron** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:04 pm

Wait a minute... wasn't there a show called Bratz on tv not too long ago?

I think my eyes are still recovering from when I clicked by it. This is the Spider-rama forums right?

by **Evil Phil** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:27 pm

Seriously, this brand needs to die.

I think you all know the reasons.

News Credits: 3 · by **Barricade** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:32 pm

o.......m........g....... :shock:

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:23 am

Shadowman wrote:I found this attached to a webcomic I read:

Bratz: THE MOVIE.

What kind of loving God would allow this?!?!

I'll take your Bratz movie, and raise you the terror of Starland Vocal Band!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5axMyJ_-Z8

It's not complete without a Simpson's cultural reference!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ollHYWnSgQs

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:19 am

I'm just listening to this on my headphones (playing loud as I don't feel this is worth actually putting them ON for) and.. do they keep saying PMS together? Or am I just hearing it wrong?

Shame though. All we need is Linsay Lohan to make this film complete..

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:36 am

O, my giddy aunt...

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:51 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:I remember that movie. I forced my little sister to watch it once! it was a great excuses to watch it......

Of course it all makes sense now

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:15 am

YouFearGalvatron wrote:
Shadowman wrote:I found this attached to a webcomic I read:

Bratz: THE MOVIE.

What kind of loving God would allow this?!?!

I'll take your Bratz movie, and raise you the terror of Starland Vocal Band!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5axMyJ_-Z8

It's not complete without a Simpson's cultural reference!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ollHYWnSgQs

....anyone got a bucket?

by **Tweezy** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:33 am

GrimSqueaker wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:I remember that movie. I forced my little sister to watch it once! it was a great excuses to watch it......

Of course it all makes sense now

Don't twist the words of my post! That movie is the most painful way to die! I would not wish it upon my worst enemy!

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:40 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
GrimSqueaker wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:I remember that movie. I forced my little sister to watch it once! it was a great excuses to watch it......

Of course it all makes sense now

Don't twist the words of my post! That movie is the most painful way to die! I would not wish it upon my worst enemy!

Dont be ashamed-its alright we will not judge you, you dont have to lie.

Plus i didnt twist your words, i extracted their true deeper meaning.

by **Rijie** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:23 am

Yeah, I saw a trailer for this as well. It took me hours to get the puke stains out of my shirt...

The Britany Spears generation will be the end of civilization as we know it.

by **YouFearGalvatron** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:03 am

Autobot032 wrote:
YouFearGalvatron wrote:
Shadowman wrote:I found this attached to a webcomic I read:

Bratz: THE MOVIE.

What kind of loving God would allow this?!?!

I'll take your Bratz movie, and raise you the terror of Starland Vocal Band!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5axMyJ_-Z8

It's not complete without a Simpson's cultural reference!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ollHYWnSgQs

....anyone got a bucket?

<*Hands Autobot032 a bucket*

by **DREWCIFER** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:11 am

Sorry, I thought this was about the new movie figures.

..ducks head as puke bucket is thrown.

:DEVIL:

News Credits: 2 · by **Nico** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:37 pm

Oh..god...this must die! I must not click!!!

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:13 pm

EDIT: After further reconsideration and discussion I think I was a little hasty in locking this. Sorry :oops:

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:50 pm

Huh. Seeing this and then quickly followed by the new DOA trailer has utterly and truly made me hate myself for giving Hollywood my money.

....Oh well. Life goes on and parents keep saying it's ok for their children to idolize whores.