The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:56 pm

Goribus wrote:
Original Sin wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Shadowman wrote:What if Bruce Lee hadn't died?

Net nerds wouldn't obsess over horrible "Martial Artists" like Chuck Norris, Stephen Seagul, and Jean Claude Van Damme.

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like some of us.
Even though I'm an atheiest and don't really like the song I couldn't help myself.

Don't insult Jean Claude!

Sorry homie, but Jean Claude got his ass kicked by the leader of the Hell's Angels (New York Branch) in a bar fight. Then he claimed he slipped on ice at the exact moment that he got punched. Dude has no claims to be a "Martial Artist."

He was a kick boxing champion before he started to act, good enough for me

by **DesalationReborn** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:04 am

What if the former VP looked like his signature?

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:05 am

DesolationReborn wrote:What if the former VP looked like his signature?

I'd become a lesbian and only go for other hot goth/vampires

by **Mudflap Prime** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:26 am

What if they made a re-make of Citizen Kane?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:47 am

Mudflap Prime wrote:What if they made a re-make of Citizen Kane?

I'd go fire-bombing.

by **Mudflap Prime** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:56 pm

What's fire-bombing?

by **tequila stu** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:14 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
tequila stu wrote:what if....i could buy a beer after closing time

Why, then, you'd be in an off-license.

can't buy booze in Scotland outside of pubs/clubs after 10pm. so when 2-3am shows up, i have to sober up :sad:

by **Mudflap Prime** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:56 am

What if Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo was real in real life?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:50 am

Mudflap Prime wrote:What's fire-bombing?

Explosions with fire.

can't buy booze in Scotland outside of pubs/clubs after 10pm. so when 2-3am shows up, i have to sober up

Scotland sucks.

by **Mudflap Prime** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:19 pm

What if James Bond and Blofeld were Time Lords?

by **tequila stu** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:43 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
can't buy booze in Scotland outside of pubs/clubs after 10pm. so when 2-3am shows up, i have to sober up

Scotland sucks.

Don't make me take off my glove....*points and glares*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:25 pm

Mudflap Prime wrote:What if James Bond and Blofeld were Time Lords?

Copyright infringement lawsuits would ensue.

News Credits: 5 · by **God Magnus** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:34 pm

What if the "what if?" thread didn't exist?

:shock:

by **tequila stu** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:40 pm

I'd find another thread to spam in.

by **BLACKBIRD** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:27 pm

Mudflap Prime wrote:What if Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo was real in real life?

For you to say that you are a Christian, you set a very poor example and to let you know, yes, I took the beam out of my own eye. I was one but I am not now!