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what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:29 pm

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what would he transform into?

my vote.. another chuck norris
other popular votes are an eagle, a hummer or a giant foot and leg to roundhouse with
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby energonexpress » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:40 pm

Beastwars style: A longhorn

normal tf: Earth, with a big leg, to kick the sun's butt
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm

Sage goes in all fiel... Oh. I'm in the wrong place again. But please stop with the Chuck Norris ****. He's not cool or funny nor has he evar been. Chuck Norris facts are also not funny.

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm

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or an american flag
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Me, Grimlock! » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:05 pm

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Unicron.

Why did Chuck Norris need a separate thread from all other famous people?
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Chaoslock » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:07 pm

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Fixed :P

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Tekka » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:08 pm

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Chuck Norris should transform into a decent actor. Image
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:14 pm

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Me, Grimlock! wrote:Unicron.

Why did Chuck Norris need a separate thread from all other famous people?


thought of this first. then i thought of the other thread.

or because he's chuck norris. whatever you prefer
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby bossbot » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:23 am

09 Ram pick-up truck, simple, American, powerfull....Chuck norris :p

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Venomous Prime » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:43 am

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Chuck Norris sucks

Go watch a real action movie
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:03 am

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If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Venomous Prime » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:07 am

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Tekka » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:13 am

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Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....

Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:05 am

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Tekka wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....

Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?

Exactly!
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Jazz Reborn » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:54 pm

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Dead Metal wrote:
Tekka wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....

Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?

Exactly!


Ouch...
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:04 pm

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Dead bots can't post! :P
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Jazz Reborn » Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:36 am

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Dead Metal wrote:Dead bots can't post! :P


I...have been... REBORN!!!
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

Postby Dead Metal » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:40 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
jazz reborn wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Dead bots can't post! :P


I...have been... RECYCLED!!!

Fixed :P
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