James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Gyro-Robo Thu May 07, 2009 11:13 pm
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Burn Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 am
The mutant with the healing factor and claws (bone or metal, take your pick, really doesn't matter!) wins this one with barely a bat of an eyelash.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Name_Violation Fri May 08, 2009 12:34 pm
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Tristar Fri May 08, 2009 12:53 pm
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Shadowman Fri May 08, 2009 1:20 pm
Tristar wrote:Phaser set to full power aim and fire! Sorry kinda hard to heal from being vaporized but, if Logan got close enough let the gutting begin!
How? Wolverine's survived being vaporized before. Of course, seeing as how his bones are indestructible, it's impossible to fully vaporize him.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Burn Fri May 08, 2009 4:02 pm
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Stormwolf Fri May 08, 2009 4:19 pm
Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time
That only works on alien chicks (especially green ones).
Anyway, I'd say Kirk if he had access to technology from his timeperiod.
Otherwise it's going be slices of Shatner for dinner
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Dead Metal Sat May 09, 2009 2:54 am
Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time
That is awesome.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sun May 10, 2009 10:53 am
Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...
that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.
If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Senor Hugo Sun May 10, 2009 12:01 pm
Psycho Warrior wrote:Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...
that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.
If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.
Because, as everyone knows, Wolverine is prone to just standing there and letting someone shoot at him with any sort of firearm.
Phaser or no phaser, Kirk loses.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by Zero13 Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:43 am
And on the kirk/wolverine slash bit, wolverine's straight you know.
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Re: James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine
Posted by snavej Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:38 am
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