The Energon Pub

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:18 pm

Ha, I finaly found a naruto character the scouts can beat. the sailor scouts are juriah's only weakness, hot, young girls.

News Credits: 49 · Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:32 pm

It's Jiraiya

and while Jiraiya does have a weakness for women. As soon as they attack him, he will pull out badass mode and just like every other possible Naruto character, even the guy who runs the Ramen shop, will stomp the hell out of the Sailor Scouts.

Because Naruto = Dragonball Z Jr

and Sailor Moon = Terrible anime with horrid storylines, terrible characters and is only around for fanservice, which boggles my mind, because if you want to get a (censored) from looking at idiotic/snobby/lesbo/nerdy/cheerleader girls in short skirts, you can go to the mall and view the real versions, and if you still need help just imagine them throwing shoes or hats for the full "sailor scout" effect.

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:34 pm

Who says the scouts won't just fool him, bring him to a cliff, then push him off.

News Credits: 49 · Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:39 pm

Easy. Because the sailor scouts have never been able to fool someone who is smarter than they are.

Jiraiya is a NINJA.

Let me repeat that.

NINJA

One of the best Ninjas in the world. While he may be a goofball with a penchant for sneaking a peak at a girls naughty regions, when it comes time to actually fight and be serious, he becomes does in fact become a serious, logical thinking, NINJA.

You know, Ninja, people who are trained in the arts of stealth, deception, and of course, flipping out and killing people.

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:40 pm

If the sailor scouts took their clothes off, he would lose all self control

Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:43 pm

You're just fishing for reasons for your favorite guys to win now. And no that wouldn't do it. Odds are Jiraiya would do the same and gross the girls out so badly they keel over.

News Credits: 49 · Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:44 pm

As much as you would love that.

Considering the personalities of all the Sailor scouts, they would never end up doing that.

So using the "well well if they do (insert something that the characters wouldn't actually end up doing at all) then maybe they'd win" argument is just, for lack of a better term. Ridiculous.

Jiraiya wins.