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News Credits: 5749 · by **El Duque** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:08 am

Walmart.com has listed bios for several of the Kreon mini-figures that come packed with Hasbro's new Kre-O Transformers building sets. Take a look at the light hearted bios for Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream below.

About the OPTIMUS PRIME KREON Character

I am OPTIMUS PRIME. I do not care for the hijinks of the other KREONS. It is our responsibility to ensure that all brick-made beings are able to live in freedom. I do not have time for pranks.

Likes: Sending BUMBLEBEE on missions so I can get some work done instead of worrying about whose bricks he'll rearrange next.

Big Plan: To defeat the DECEPTICONS and retire somewhere an idling truck will be accepted.

Protoform Pet: I once had a cyberdog named Magnus. He was great.

About the SENTINEL PRIME KREON Character

Since OPTIMUS PRIME took over, I've had a lot more time to devote to rest and relaxation. Sure, I take time to knock a DECEPTICON block off now and again, but all these rivers on Earth aren't gonna fish themselves.

Hobbies: Deep-sea fishing with the block and tackle. Napping between battles.

Most Prized Possession: My indestructible battle hammer!

Favorite Hangout: The shore of the nearest lake.

About the BUMBLEBEE KREON Character

'Sup? I'm BUMBLEBEE, and I'm just about the coolest KREON you'll ever meet. When I'm not punking the other AUTOBOTS, I like to spend my time cruising the freeway at top speed, with frequent breaks to pound on the DECEPTICONS.

Hobbies: Pranking, Prowling and speeding!

Favorite Hangout: Anywhere there are lots of humans and loud music!

Big Plan: To form a block-rockin' band. And also learn how to brick-surf.

About the MEGATRON KREON Character

I am MEGATRON, the commander of the DECEPTICONS. Most everyone thinks I'm a pretty bad guy. But I'd like to call myself a KREON of many talents. Yes, I happen to be the most diabolically evil commander in the universe, but I also have a soft spot for life's finer things. . . like crushing AUTOBOTS!

Favorite Pastime: Reading the "KREON Kode" on my buildings front porch swing.
Favorite Restaurant: Those seafood places that give you a bucket of crabs and a mallet.
Biggest Fear: Being lost in a vast, unorganized box of KRE-O bricks.

About the STARSCREAM KREON Character

It is I, STARSCREAM, the most awesomely powerful KREON in the universe! Don't listen to those other DECEPTICONS when they recount the supposedly "evil" exploits of lord MEGATRON. Jealous? No, I'm not jealous. I am evil, I say, pure evil! Soon the throne of MEGATRON will be mine!

Favorite Pastime: Building brick castles
Favorite Book: “I’m My Own Me: How to Command Confidently”
Favorite Sport: Bowling.

News Credits: 1082 · by **Tigertrack** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:29 am

Starscream loves to bowl!

by **Starscream's Girl** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:44 am

Those are too funny!! :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **dirk2243** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:55 am

LOL at Megs.... ha ha ha

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:58 am

Hah, those are pretty funny. Bumblebee doesn't sound like himself, but the rest are hilarious. Although he wants to form a 'block-rockin' band, that's pretty awesome. :lol:

by **FullMetalGeth** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:43 am

Sentinel likes Deep-sea fishing!

by **CrimsonPrime** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:04 am

ZOMG !!! All of them are frickin HILARIOUS !!! It's so funny that I cant even review each one and just how funny they are XD.

by **Bouncy X** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:59 am

a transformers band?

uh oh....do i sense a "coming out of their shells" type tour/album in the works?

News Credits: 2 · by **whacko** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:25 pm

Man I just want the minifigs, they can keep the rest of the set!

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:28 pm

Um... Not what I was expecting. I like how Bumblebee's personality sounds a bit like Jazz. Weird... /:)

by **Sidearm** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:09 pm

these are funny.it's about time there were some funny bios.

by **necr0blivion** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:29 pm

tigertracks 24 wrote:Starscream loves to bowl!

"Take the seekers bowling, take them bowling"

That's how the song should've been... thank you Camper Van B.

by **OptiMagnus** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:48 pm

Those are pretty funny!

So that's what Sentinel's been doing the past two movies...fishing. What a help he's been.

News Credits: 1 · by **Optimus1138** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:22 pm

Sentinel Prime is a bit lazier than I'd expect, and I never would've guessed that Starscream was into bowling...

: Yes, I am really bored...; Starscream Bowling.jpeg (106.23 KiB) Viewed 6303 times

Starscream image from http://supremebot.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html

News Credits: 217 · by **Diem** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:02 pm

These are so deliciously silly. I love them all.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:33 pm

oh WOW. If i got megatron, (I wont)
His worst fear would come true.
that, or Id'e build him a porch swing.

News Credits: 251 · by **Mindmaster** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:03 pm

Optimus1138 wrote:Sentinel Prime is a bit lazier than I'd expect, and I never would've guessed that Starscream was into bowling...
Starscream Bowling.jpeg

Starscream image from http://supremebot.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html