My girlfriend recently got the Lady Gaga CD "Born This Way". If you haven't seen it, the cover is a motorcycle with Lady Gaga's upper body making up the front and handlebars. When I saw this my first thought was, "She's ripping off Cy-Kill from the Go-Bots!" So I thought, what would make a better fantasy battle?
The Leader of the Renegade Go-Bots, Cy-Kill, versus the most unique dresser in the world, Lady Gaga!
FIGHT!
Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
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Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by USDA Prime Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:16 pm
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As you command, Coach Belichick
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by Optimus Eeyore Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:30 pm
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I have no clue how to call that match, but congratulations your thread has kicked my brain's ass.
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by BeastProwl Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:22 am
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how to address this.....Cykill.....wins? I don't know....Because he's a giant frikkin robot...Other than that, IDK, Whatever. I don't like either that much, I mean, I like Cykill, but only because of his name...
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by The Potentate Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:56 am
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If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by MightyMagnus78 Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:33 am
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The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.
If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?
I call draw!
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by BeastProwl Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:16 am
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MightyMagnus78 wrote:The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.
If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?
I call draw!
^THIS^
Class dismissed
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by Dagon Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:43 pm
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MightyMagnus78 wrote:The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.
If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?
I call draw!
I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by RhA Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:36 am
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Dagon wrote:MightyMagnus78 wrote:The Potentate wrote:If Cykill hears her "music" he shoots himself in the head.
If Gaga was there in person, then that scenario would be perfect, because as Cy-kill's cold, dead, lifeless body falls to the ground, it crashes Gaga in the process. Win/Win?
I call draw!
I wouldn't call that a draw. I'd call that a clear victory for mankind. We'd all be a little better off without Gaga.
It's uncanny how much I'm rooting for Gaga here. Cykill cleary has the superior name, but it somehow also spells V-I-C-T-I-M to me.
Love thy pretenders.
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by AutobotJazz Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:49 am
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Cy-Kill without mercy.
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Re: Lady Gaga vs. Cy-Kill
Posted by snavej Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:21 am
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Cy-Kill starts ripping the flesh from Gaga. It takes a few moments for him to realise that he only has her dress made of meat. Meanwhile, Gaga has run away naked.
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