The Energon Pub

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:59 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:hopefully this won't be a repeat of the installation of the heart tank. after all those things turn into turtle-porcupines.

Every spiny comes with label "For external use only"

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:56 am

Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:37 pm

Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:19 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

I'm not saying X caused hurricane Katrina. I am, however, strongly implying it.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:23 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

I'm not saying X caused hurricane Katrina. I am, however, strongly implying it.

"It's a class 5 Muffin storm. Those not able to get to cover are highly encouraged to prepare large quantities of butter"

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:30 am

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Little did X know that further down the line are more weather manipulators. Then hurricanes happened.

So... X caused Katrina?

I'm not saying X caused hurricane Katrina. I am, however, strongly implying it.

I knew you had taste.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:04 pm

150 episodes and the jokes are no smarter. Mission accomplished!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:11 pm

To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:58 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

Mixed with a dark, charred, "Oh ew, I want to look away but it's so disgusting I can't" burn victim kind of thing.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:02 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

Mixed with a dark, charred, "Oh ew, I want to look away but it's so disgusting I can't" burn victim kind of thing.

Hey after 3rd degree burns there's no way it can really get worse. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:23 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:To be fair he has a wonderful red, patchy complexion

Mixed with a dark, charred, "Oh ew, I want to look away but it's so disgusting I can't" burn victim kind of thing.

Hey after 3rd degree burns there's no way it can really get worse. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Reminds me of a pair of quotes from Left 4 Dead 2.

"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know **** about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

"I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns."

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:30 am

Shadowman wrote:Reminds me of a pair of quotes from Left 4 Dead 2.

"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know **** about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

"I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns."

You can accomplish anything if you try, as long as that anything is making your doctor question the existence of an almighty.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:07 pm

So... they're personal massagers they're using to cross the spikes?

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:36 pm

If anyone asks why I missed Friday, just say I took the holiday off.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:48 pm

Show of hands, did anyone expect that rocket WOULDN'T end up going into one of X's orifices?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:53 pm

that's the trouble with boomerangs. They always come back.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:56 pm

Let the Friday's come, for each ending week brings forth new laughs... chuckles... snickers... um... It makes Shadowman smile? :BANG_HEAD:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:03 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:Let the Friday's come, for each ending week brings forth new laughs... chuckles... snickers... um... It makes Shadowman smile?

To be fair, it's not hard to make me smile. it's even easier to make me giggle like a schoolgirl.

The Happy Locust wrote:

Anyone else weirded out by the fact that those two think being sodomized by an active rocket looks like fun?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:33 pm

Shadowman wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Let the Friday's come, for each ending week brings forth new laughs... chuckles... snickers... um... It makes Shadowman smile?

To be fair, it's not hard to make me smile. it's even easier to make me giggle like a schoolgirl.

The Happy Locust wrote:

Anyone else weirded out by the fact that those two think being sodomized by an active rocket looks like fun?

You mean to you it doesn't?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:38 pm

Ack! Did I miss another posting. I'm turning into my fanbase at this point. #-o

Anyway, here's Friday's edition early.

Yes, I know I oversized a text bubble. Too lazy to fix right now. :BANG_HEAD:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:52 pm

Don't worry locust, we all get lazy someti

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:29 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Ack! Did I miss another posting. I'm turning into my fanbase at this point.

Oh come on, I haven't missed THAT many updates for Dawn of...oh crap, two and a half years since I last updated? I am WAY behind. Oh well, I'm retired.